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djig @djig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Too open to suggestion. One well outfitted group freezes the Courtroom, and bam, your necromancer is reciting whatever was whispered.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Tomorrow they gut him and read his intestines?

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

That sounds horrifying, such dreadful defense mechanisms the hippies have nowadays.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If someone were to punch the doofus with the sign, would he just puff out smoke?

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Pestron: Offender of the Universe

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Now now, in the end, it was the coping mechanisms what got the ol' boy. They found him by the Pearly Gates, pants around his ankles, belt ti... anyway, let us pray for the child and ghost he left behind along with his multitudinous legions of fans and affiliates.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Playing dead in a ditch, catching a disease, losing a limb, and having a story to lie about to some kids at school in later decades?

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Maybe I should bite my tongue here, but maybe start with the heaviest, fastest rolling, pedestrian chewingest truck you can find. The spits sustained flames underneath, to the sides and above. I really don't think his body functions like we humans would expect.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It is so heartwarming to see such love. Think I'm having feels.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He comes across like some local spirit of the city dressed in a nice hat and also flesh.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is still going to be disgusting though, isn't it?

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Koko would like to express that she will remain in Argentina for the time being, and the she is taking no more questions. Thank you.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Koko says Victory Hello!

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thinking about it... Huh, I think I was the forgiven one, bugger.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Slapping the offending guy has gotten me one decent enough result. No further escalation, a mere WTF, point delivered on being skeevy (and loud) and I still got my free hamburger.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don't forget to bring a towel.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oooh, a professional professional.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Wheel Such a marvelous invention!

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hear its good for the quarterly numbers!

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Alright, let us, remotely fairly, split the blame baby. White folk can have four fifths (to start the game) of the blame, and the remainder can be squabbled over.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not that I should expect otherwise, but once again, another example of how the bullies have failed all of us.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Aw, darn. I was hoping for same yawning void where the state formerly lay. On the other hand, parting it out does remove the problem of "what happened to everything?".

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I knew I kept scrolling for a reason. Just didn't think it'd be a reminder to finally watch Downfall.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well, balls. Now I need to find out what I am supposed to wear.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Maybe more like a Möbius strip?

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wait, so that's a real Ghostbuster? Neat! Also, damn. Fake llama had me, the bastard.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hopefully it isn't as an actor for such. Without a proper system for informing your, I assume, normal self of what you're up to, that could get real, real, really uncomfortable. And itchy.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well, that is rather dark. Cool. So, any fake tattoos of neck wounds or anything of the like for, uh- honoring(?) the day?

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

But at the least, that looks like a legit Llama.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Huh, was it a tube sock, by any chance?

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Time for some AI generated outreach of Cuomo and a warm TV set.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ah, neat. I now feel concerned about the welfare of the machines. Poor blighters.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Egads! Screw the guns, to the reinforced bunkers if it comes to that.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Those fellers rocked! Eh, screw it, post.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Random shrubberies, gardens or door fronts.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Twice! Failed the third time around, but that's because Jeffery was monkeying around with the time machine.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I dunno, do you fold them on the spot in a marvelous display of prestidigitous delight?

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We should be thankful too! The loss of the Ark to power Solomon's Sun, trapping mechanized Super Nazis from the LMC was major sacrifice worthy of respect.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'd like to think the leftmost guy is dreading his cleaning duties. I assume a fully fed elephant will be a more pleasant beasty, in conduct mind you.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Can't wait to find out how much it will cost to send a robot/phone to therapy.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You cool with associating with murder? Murders, in fact.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This isn't a Prop 65 sort of warning, is it?

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Uh... I decided to avoid paying too much mind, but that's that Elizabeth Holmes crap, right? I remember some keywords in passing. And I have now applied that, and some more, onto Elon Musk. Gonna need more beer.

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djig @djig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

There is some prime real estate to take up the rubber mask gig. Gorgeous.

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