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Tamsin who was in Slum of Legs. I might do something again at some point, maybe She/her

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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Things I learned recently: 1) Nicholas Lyndhurst's grandfather was a pioneer in the early film industry based in Hove & Shoreham. For whatever reason, his list of film titles is funny to me en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis...
Screen grab from Wikipedia headed 'Credits', reads:
Building a Chicken House
Harnessing a Horse
Moving a Piano
Some Fun
Study in Skarlit
The Jockey
The Showman's Dream
Tincture of Iron
White Washing a Ceiling
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thinking of buying a bin & I have £39.95 to spare. I like romance, art and having a good life, almost as much as I like bins. Should I buy this one? My only concern is that there are no customer reviews, so I'm not sure of the functionality of this bin, although its beauty is beyond question
A listing for a bin for sale on Amazon. The bin is dark brown plastic and says on it 'Romantic Art: Have a good life'. There are symbols on it in of a horse, flowers, birds a cat-like creature and a shape that is unclear, but that could be a guitar, a flagon or a turd. The title of the listing is 'Retro Bin With Lid 12L Large Mouth Waste Basket Portable Trash Can on Wheels for Kitchen Living Room Office Sanitary Bucket Pedal For Garbage Can(brown)
Brand: Laymotric' and the cost is £39.95Another image of the bin shown in the previous image. This time the bin is shown in the setting of a living room, with what appears to be a human's foot in the background. However, maybe it's not a living room as there's also a shelf in the background with what appears to be a toaster on it, plus 3 bottles of milk with dasrk sediment at the bottom of each? The bin is still brown plastic, says 'Romantic art: have a good life' on it and has various disparate symbols on it. The heading of the picture is 'The finishing touch for your space: Vintage pattern design, embracing classic and breaking tradition; apple-shaped body, stylish and practical. A tasteful trash can can be the finishing touch for your space'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just watched the trailer for Nathan Fielder's new documentary and it's very intense but.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b3o...
Screen grab from the trailer for the documentary You Can See Everything, which shows Nathan Fielder leaning over a couch so that he is facing Elizabeth Holmes, who's sitting on the couch. They are both staring directly at each other into each other's eyesScreen grab of children's TV presenter Lauren Layfield sitting face to face with the dog puppet Hacker T. Dog. They are both staring into each others eyes. The shot is taken from a viral clip in which Hacker T. Dog says 'we're just normal men....we're just innocent men', causing Lauren Layfield to break character and corpse
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I went to an exhibition on Sussex faerie lore at The Mint House in Pevensey, and I believe the hearth or hairy faerie has previously been sighted in New Jersey
Drawing of a hairy beared creature with a skirt and headdress made of leaves. Drawing is labelled 'a hearth or hairy faerie'Drawing from the X Files episode 'The Jersey devil'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Another friend said 'it's open season on eating the rich now', and he's right. Dolly Parton was the only rich person who was doing anything good in the world, and didn't have anything bad to outweigh.
Dolly Parton smiling and cuddling a ginger kitten
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For some reason, Walton Goggins is sporting a Jack's Creation in his wikipedia picture
Photo of the actor Walton Goggins. He has dark hair which is receding and stands up at the back of his headPhoto of Jack Taylor (reputedly once Britain's fattest man). He is bald but has an arrangement of black electrical tape stuck to the back of his head and standing up in a curved shape. For more info on this, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Taylor_%28heavyweight_man%29
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Things I learned yesterday: Barbara Cartland released an album: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1s6...
Pink record cover with the words 'Barbara Cartland's Album of Love Songs Sung Especially For You'. In the centre is a photo of a woman in a pink frilly dress, holding a small white fluffy dog. The picture is outlined in an ornate gold frame
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
3) Birds, rodents & rabbits can get a foot infection called 'bumblefoot' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumblef.... It was getting this that finally caused the London Zoo penguins to be moved from their Lubetkin designed modernist pool that although beautiful was never appropriate for their needs
Photo I took recently of the former penguin pool at London Zoo, designed by Berthold Lubetkin in 1934. I thought it was better to have a photo of this than of 'bumblefoot'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Official HSE advice: TAPS OAN
Screen print from HSE website that says 'Keep your top on. Health risks from working in the sun. Advice for outdoor workers from the Health and Safety Executive and the Health Departments in England, Scotland and Wales'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Portslade takeaway name game is strong
Shop front with a sign that says Fishtucky. Fish & chips. Burgers. GrillShopfront with a sign that says Spicy Wife Indian Takeaway
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Some good placards from yesterday's Carnival Against Fascism in Brighton. Around 4000 of us assembled for a counter-demo against around 200 fascist scumbags. They did not pass
Placard with a drawing of a black cat. It reads 'Tommy Robinson? I'd rather tummy rubbin' instead son'2 placards held above a crowd, one reads 'I rejected Tommy on Grindr', the other reads 'Ban fascists from public toilets'Placard with a picture of an angry red-faced man who resembles Steve McFadden as Phil Mitchell in Eastenders. The placard reads 'STOP THE BLOKES'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Apparently it's because he's got a new self-directed (bad) movie out and he thinks this is how directors should dress!
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I got my cats a cat pool table but it didn't go that well
2 cats - 1 tabby, 1 torby sit on each side of miniature cardboard pool table, complete with toy cues, balls, triangle & cue chalkA torby cat sits with her paw on  a miniature cardboard pool table. Cat is wearing a bow tieMiniature cardboard pool table with toy cues, balls, triangle and cue chalk. One of the cues has teeth marks on it
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Chickens can be non-binary too
A sign on wire netting which shows a photo of a chicken and says 'Lulu would like to thank Thomas Pierce for sponsoring them'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone
Photo of a younger, bearded Ian McShane posing naked on a bed, holding a sausage dog in front of his nether regions. He is also wearing a medallion
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This all sounds really painful. Is this why men are sad?
A barber's shop with a sign that says 'Cut U Up 3'. There are smaller letters below that offer services such as 'cut & finish', 'skin fade', 'hot towel shave', 'beard styling', 'beard trim', 'ear flame', 'cut', 'wash' and 'eyebrow trim'. A man stands in front of the shop smoking a cigarette
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
While I was in Southend, I went on an unplanned search for Big News
Shopfront of newsagent & off licence called Big News 4. Sign is yellow with blue typographyShopfront of newsagent & off licence called Big News 2. Sign is yellow with blue typographyShopfront of newsagent & off licence called Big News. Sign is yellow with blue typographyShopfront of newsagent & off licence called Big News Pier Hill. Sign is yellow with blue typography
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I made an extremely-specific-to- Brighton meme about architectural materials
Text reads 'you wouldn't bung a roush'. Text is white against s black background and is in the style of the 'you wouldn't steal a car' anti-piracy adverts that used to appear at the beginning of videos in the UK
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I visited Southend last week & it had some of the ugliest street art I've ever seen
Street art mural of a beared  white man wearing a brown hoodie & baseball cap bending over and writing. Behind it is a concrete tower blockStreet art mural of a white bearded bald man in a brown vest top, holding his hands out in a gesture of perhaps hopelessness. Behind him in the paiting is a landscape with a viaduct. The painting itself is egg- shaped and on the wall in front of it is a number of parcel collection lockersStreet art mural of a black man with a tattooed belly holding a child. Both have gold sppheres around their head that resemble halosStreet art mural of a beared man surrounded by monkeys with a purple background
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
ABORTION
Screen grab with headline from Good Housekeeping saying '7 inventive ways to reuse spare clothes hangers to reorganise your home'. Photo shows the torso of a person holding 5 coat hangers
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Should be no 2 surely
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Could it really be true?
A box containing a toilet seat in a pub toilet with tiled floor & walls. The box is labelled 'No More Movement - Abberton Toilet Seat)
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
And that is all
Black van with yellow writing on it that says 'Big Bobble Hats'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My flat, now the people running the brothel upstairs have possibly moved out, and I haven't seen a rat coming out of the drain in the front for a while
Sign on a building that says 'High End Residence'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Someone on Facebook asked what people's favourite perfume is and it's due to this that I've learned there's a men's fragrance company called Trumper
Screen grab of page from Geo. E. Trumper online shop for fragrances. Copy reads:
'Our range of men’s fragrances comprises over 20 different Colognes and Eau de Toilettes for the modern gentleman from modern classics to traditional scents. Our signature collection of men’s Cologne, Eau de Toilette and Eau de Parfum features a scent for every occasion, with a high concentration of essential oils for a long lasting effect.

Whether you desire a fresh eau de cologne with citrus notes,  want to find a new signature scent with woody undertones or an exciting date night cologne, a functional fragrance with fresh notes for everyday wear, or a powerful scent with cigar smoke base notes of Tonka Bean for the workplace, we have many quality fragrances for the contemporary man'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I'm as serious as cancer When I say this perfume is the stuff of romance-ah
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
When you do a fart that goes 'pffft' instead of 'parp'
Advert for clothing brand Me + Em that shows a model in a purple t-shirt, wide brown trousers & sunglasses. Ad includes a quote from The Times that reads 'The trouser whisperers'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I'm in Ostend (in STUPID SEXY FLANDERS) & have themed my holiday wardrobe around Daughters of Darkness. I've only packed red, black & white, have 3 different berets & 1 is veiled. The only problem is that Flemish for 'shop' is 'winkel' & I doubt Delphine & Andrea would enjoy that as much as I fo
A still from the film Daughters of Darkness showing Delphine Seyrig in a red chiffon dress and Andrea Rau in a black dress with white collar & cuffsA woman in a black dress with white collar A shop front. Shop seems to sell clothes and its sign says 'Pop-up winkel'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Why does this ship have a name like a pedigree puppy at Crufts?
A ship in a harbour. The ship's name is Grimaldi Hybrid RoRo
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I don't know why I took this photo but it seemed important at the time
A figure of a Santa Claus type character dressed in white, encased in a glass box. Red signs on the box with white lettering read '25% OFF' and 'EXCEPT SWEATER'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
trademark pending
Shopfront with a sign that says 'Garfie Cat'. Shopfront is painted pink and shop inside is empty. The words 'Garfie Cat' are in a typeface similar to comic sans and there is also a pink & white cartoon drawing of a cat
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Forgot to post this in time for Christmas, but tbh any time of the year is the right time for a nativity scene made of bread
Nativity scene showing Mary, Joseph and Jesus in the manger, surrounded by sheep, shepherds and a donkey. The manger is built from a variety of different bread rolls and other bread-based products
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The bar has been raised high on removal van design
Whit removal van with picture of the comic book character Obelix carrying a large menhir. Letters in blue say 'Jason Transport Furniture Removals Deliveries Disposals' followed by a telephone number
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Being in Malta a few weeks before Christmas with weather like this is extremely surreal
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I'm in Malta. Here is a cat with some sausages, also in Malta
Black and white cat in side profile, on a wall with 3 frankfurter sausages and a plastic tub  jn front of it. Behind the wall is some ploughed soil and behind that are limestone ledges with vegetation. The sky is blue
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
This cherubic yet bitey little teddy bear is also suspected of slaying a giant rat last week
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This Maltan saint has a very satisfying name:
Screen grab of Wikipedia page on Saint Publius. Text reads 'Saint Publius (Maltese: San Publiju; Ancient Greek: Πούπλιος), also known as Publius of Malta[6] or Publius of Athens,[7] was an early Christian bishop and saint. He is considered the first Bishop of Malta and one of the first Bishops of Athens.

Publius is Malta's first canonised saint, who is described in the Book of Acts as the 'chief' or prince of the island (Maltese: il-prinċep tal-gżira). According to Maltese Christian tradition, Publius' conversion led to Malta being the first Christian nation in the West.

He is venerated in the Catholic Church and Eastern Orthodox Church, with feast days on 22 January and 13 March respectively'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Thinking of calling this number on the back of a packet of Kettle Chips, because it's true, I do love both chips and crisps, and am always happy to discuss my love for potato-based products with others
The back of a packet of Kettle Chips, showing the storage instructions, best before date, recycling information and giving the phone number of a 'Chip Lover's Hotline'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Best ever vintage clothing label
A pink floral nylon dress on a coat hanger. The label in the dress says 'Gay Lady Size 14'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
A photo of Eric 'Badlands' Booker, competitive eater and renowned chugger. Badlands is wearing a bowler hat and sunglasses and sits behind an array of bottles of Coca Cola. He has a happy, excited face and is reaching out, as if to grab the bottles
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Finally! I saw one of these vans years & years ago outside Brighton Town Hall but wasn't able to take a photo and I'd never seen another since so thought I must have dreamed it. One of my favourite songs of all time. youtu.be/pNPAkVcnlfA?...
A white van with the words Hobart Paving & Civil Engineering written on the side in purple, along with a phone number and website address which is www. hobartpaving. co. uk. 
Van is on promenade of Brighton seafront and there's a shop in the background called Beadazzle
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Ominous
A title of a message in an email inbox that is from 'iHeartRaves' and says 'Hey (first name) - You'll be removed soon' followed by a sad face emoji
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
No
Sign on a supermarket aisle that says 'healthy biscuits'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Supermarket shop shelves full of cans of different flavours of a soft drink called FreewayScene from Alan Partridge TV comedy with the caption 'He likes American stuff'
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Also of note was the Cher-Crow that one of the charity shops did
Shop window with a display which includes an effigy of Cher dressed in a Turn Back Time era style costome with a black leather jacket and fishnet tights and top. She has a clock attached to her saying 'Turn Back' and there is a sign for a scarecrow trail in the window which says Cher Crow
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Some of the shops in Worthing town centre decorated their windows as part of a scarecrow trail for Halloween. Wimpy went for a Bergman reference
Shopfront of a Wimpy fast food restaurant. Display in the window shows 2 skeletons sitting at a table playing chessClose-up of Wimpy front window showing 2 skeletons sitting at a table playing chess. Both skeletons are also chained to their chairs and there's a yellow tape cordoning them off from the rest of the restaurant
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Today was a good day because Cruz Beckham released a song that included the phrase 'the erotic 69', I found out that Reg Hollis from The Bill was the last person to stay at the Chelsea Hotel and I went to Morrisons and they had loads of parkin
An array of loaves of parkin on display in a supermarket
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