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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I don’t think it’s a uniquely DC thing for people to talk about work a lot, but I feel like my situation of dating a guy whose security clearance prevents him from telling me anything about his work might be a little bit uniquely DC
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Canonically, the protagonists in Before Sunrise were parting ways while the OJ Simpson car chase was going on
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
There’s a real evangelical flavor to how people consume entertainment lately - a need to very conclusively delineate “good” from “bad,” an intolerance for ambiguity, a fervor for punishment (they’re titillated by it)
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
When I took Twitter off my phone, I was like, “Now I’m going to have more meaningful engagement with my COMMUNITY,” but like, microblogging created in me a need to have every observation I’ve ever made validated on a scale no person can replicate, and you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Sometimes when I get a text, I wish I could tell the person that maybe they should try getting on Twitter/here. Any text where the only conceivable response is maybe an iMessage reaction is really more about getting validation for your thing, it’s not communicating anything of worth
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Men are always looking at me like long ago I gave them a loaf of bread while they were starving in the gutter and they’ve never forgotten my face, and never the men I want it to be…
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I consider this virtue signaling lol like first of all your toe cleavage is still showing second of all “no free feet” coming from people who would never actually sell a foot pic is corny
Screenshot of an Instagram story showing the user’s hand holding a bowl of apples, a French bulldog, and the user’s feet with white squiggles covering the toenails. Text says, “pre-breakfast snack is back with a vengeance,” and, “hi Walter,” referring to the dog.
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Saw a comment on a nostalgia bait IG Reel blaming “blue state refugees” for the decline of culture in Warrenton, Virginia - not sure how accurate it is to describe people who can’t afford to buy closer to DC in that manner but it must be fun to live in a completely different reality
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The Amazon ad campaigns that advertise *working at Amazon* dark me out so bad
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
What level of shopping addiction is it to ~purchase a massive order of black outfits from Commense for a funeral~
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The percentage of Facebook Marketplace users selling shoes that actually include what size they are is maybe 15%, tops
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I feel like the majority of the time that people talk about “good” vs “bad” communication they’re literally just referring to the number of words spoken by one person to another person and “good” just means more words. No reflection on the content or the delivery (an actual communications skill)
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
People will invite you to an event that completely centers around day drinking, then text you the night before saying they’re not sure they want to drink but they’ll still come for a little bit (to the event THEY invited YOU to), and then be like, “I’m a good communicator,” lmao
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I bought these gorg shoes last night. The different-colored flowers remind me of Carrie’s mismatched Manolo moment in LA. Hopefully the platform means they’re not deadly painful! Can’t wait to wear them this summer with tiny cutoff shorts and a baby tee or a lacy, blouse-y, fun-sleeves type of top.
Colorful platform peep-toe sandal with 5-inch heel, by designer Sergio Rossi. The sole is red, the heel is yellow, the footbed is silver, and the rest of it (the platform and the front upper) is a bright blue. There’s a light blue flower painted on the front upper with small ice blue beads sewn onto the petals. The other shoe in the pair features a PINK flower with darker pink beads, with the rest of the shoe looking the same as the other one. The price is $52, 20% off. This is a screenshot from the website TheRealReal. Colorful platform peep-toe sandal with 5-inch heel, by designer Sergio Rossi. The sole is red, the heel is yellow, the footbed is silver, and the rest of it (the platform and the front upper) is a bright blue. There’s a light blue flower painted on the front upper with small ice blue beads sewn onto the petals. The other shoe in the pair features a PINK flower with darker pink beads, with the rest of the shoe looking the same as the other one. The price is $52, 20% off. This is a screenshot from the website TheRealReal.
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I’m not sure if the “blind” part of Love is Blind is as significant of a variable as the fact that the dating pool is narrowed to 10 options. Usually when the contestants describe the superficiality of modern dating, what they’re actually describing is the pitfalls of unlimited options
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Are skinny jeans back, or is tucking jeans into knee-high boots back? Because none of the young influencers pushing skinny jeans are pairing them with a low-top Converse! Similarly, no one is tucking Levi’s 501s into sleek boots. It’s almost like different cuts look good with different outfits…
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Watching the classic JLo movie Enough and concluding that JLo’s father figure Phil is canonically Palestinian due to his implicit Middle Eastern family heritage and ties to Michigan
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I think it’s dark that “maintenance,” as both a term and a concept, has caught on in the same way that we understand the word “utilities” to mean the bills we pay to keep our homes in order. I don’t think we need to have a line item for looking perfect 24/7, it’s actually not that important!!
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Both of these are so fugly and costume-like
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
On the train I sat behind a woman and watched her meticulously design her IG story for about 30 minutes - photo selection and edit, song choice, song LYRIC choice, and finally caption. No decision was hastily made or unconsidered; I was riveted by her steadfast attention to detail
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I took my tote bag off the seat next to me at the airport gate but I didn’t think anyone would actually have the gall to sit there
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Weaponized environmentalism is when men refuse to flush the toilet after peeing and say it’s because they’re saving water
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Watching Die Hard for the first time has really given me some insight into why coworkers talk like that
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I thought the woman in this IG ad was Congresswoman Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 01/08/2024
GUY WHO INVENTED THE OBOE: yeah it goes bup bup bup bup bup CLASSICAL COMPOSER, WEEPING: at last…
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
There’s a surprising amount of Tove Lo on this season of Love Island USA
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
Say what you want about Twitter but I see far fewer dog eulogies from strangers on my For You page over there
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
One of my most Boomer opinions is that the word "gifted" or "gift" as a verb sucks and is bad. Just say "given" or "give". You sound like you are trying to be fancy but it is just clunky.
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Thank God for the “you as a bride” prompt on IG stories, how else would your followers see any of your wedding photos?????
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
a queen. an original. accept no substitutes. no one in the world is doing it like her
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
If you’re a woman and you want to date a 45 year old man, be 25. If you’re a woman and you want to date a 25 year old man, be 35. The math is confusing but it checks out
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
The last time I used a non-Twitter short form microblogging platform I got caught subtweeting my friend. Not this time! This time I am *journaling* about my friends who I feel are being somewhat mean to me :-)
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
My boss’s nemesis is evil in like a biblical way, idk how else to describe it
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
They should make a Clear but for Goodwill so you could cut the line for the fitting room. I’d pay for that
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
Unfortunately the Twxtter algorithm is much better than this one.. I’ve spent all weekend clicking “show less like this” on all the art posts (sorry! Not my thing) and I still have to see anime shit every other post
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
I set a 1-hour time limit for Instagram but I didn’t think it’d start TODAY, RETROACTIVELY, and I already reached the limit…..
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
My fav TV show rn is the IG stories of a skater I kissed at Helen’s Restaurant in 2019, who has since gotten into “herping” which is like running around in swamps picking up snakes and snapping turtles? I’m riveted and also feel like he might lose a hand at some point
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
I kinda feel like if the way you’re standing in a line reads more like “disorderly collection of losers” than “citizens awaiting their chance to order,” you can’t get too indignant when I accidentally cut you
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
I’m tired of pretending to understand what it means to have points on your driver’s license
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
The dude in my neighborhood who has a bumper sticker of the Virginia flag but with a red background would absolutely create a version of this website called Redsky, for conservatives
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djacidreflux.bsky.social @djacidreflux.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
To think that the last time I joined a social platform via invite code was 18 years ago. The platform in question? A little thing called Google Mail - that's right, the thing that now fills me with DREAD!
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