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DavidTarrell

@dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social
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Public Defender, occasional writer, Four Thousand Weeks fan, shitty yet persistent meditator (Martial Arts instructor saw my talent, sent me to Martial Crafts instead)

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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BREAKING: Jeanine Pirro announces two men arrested for conspiracy to remove the newly installed blue liner in Lake America.™ (“One man told the other to ‘take off,’” Pirro said, in what she described as “an obvious conspiracy to destroy government property of the U.S. government.”)
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Still baffled by Trump telling Jon Karl Iran/US might charge tolls to pass thru Hormuz as a “joint venture” So, much as he deserves it, JD’s task is “since I backed off my threat that their ‘whole civilization will die, never to be brought back again’ see if they want to go into business with us!”
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Haunted by this image from last week Imagine living in a repressive regime, thru this & then to hear the most powerful man alive threaten your “whole civilization will die tonight” As Jefferson said, “I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever”
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter!
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“Women, unlike me & other men (such as Trump, who posted this on “Fuckin’”Easter), aren’t rational enough to wield power, should God call them like he called Trump or called me, that time he teleported me to Waffle House.” ~Guy who’s sticking w/ this story as he asks Congress to give him more power
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
She debased herself with this, but somehow even this wasn’t loyal enough. (And may this image haunt her, and derail her nomination, if he appoints her as a federal judge)
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
One going in just north of Lincoln, when 800K acres have burned in Nebraska so far this year (and we’re not even 1/4 of the way through the year!)
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
She’s not from Canada, she’s from Oklahoma! And she would be here but she’s doing some modeling right now. Geez!
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If you need a timeline/world cleanse, here’s a text my 89 yr old Mom sent my daughter (Sugar is her kitty and she accidentally included her convo with the cat when she used voice to text)
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
TRY THIS ONE, YOU MORAN! 😉
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Was never a fan of this guy ‘til he turned down an invite to the WHCD, adding that he “had to kiss Dear Leader’s ass to avoid being shot while you gutless clowns do it voluntarily, despite the First A, just to maintain access to this Nazi loving, warmongering asshole, you glorified despot fluffers.”
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Came in second place, but I still love this job.
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I love my job.
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Wow. Can’t get over this one, which has echoes of Niemöller’s “First They Came” poem:
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
LEAVE TONY DOKOUPIL ALONE!!! JUST LOOK WHAT ALL THE STRESS FROM YOUR ATTACKS HAS DONE TO HIS APPEARANCE! (Caused “internal bleeding,” too, according to a government news release 🤔👍😞)
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Highly recommend this podcast by @andreapitzer.bsky.social and was happy to see it as my most listened to in Spotify wrapped:
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
In Lindsey’s defense, she was simply doing what she learned from. George Constanza, namely the opposite of what a competent prosecutor should do. Just as GC said, “My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents," she copied, cut, pasted & filed a fed indictment that the GJ never saw:
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It’s narcissistic, also effective at #2 below W/o this, media would focus on ICE brutality, SNAP suffering, boat murders, impending war, his health & rising inflation/fascism/corruption So he posts ‘crazy stuff’ like this so our focus shifts off all the hells he created, onto his zoneflood of shit
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Her: “This interview will make me famous!” Overworked/underpaid Assistant: “Remember the scene in Titanic when the Captain says ‘I believe you’ll have your headlines, Mr. Ismay?’” Her: “No you idiot! And I’m an expert in publicity!” Asst:(after a pause) “Good point. Knock yourself out, boss!”
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
How strong Hakeem thought this would look vs. How pathetically weak he looks
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Thought I lost it but found my favorite album, wonderful music but priceless for the 48-yr old memory of our Brittany puppy chewing off the corners. We were both young then but she grew old before me. Not before she walked me through HS & most of college though. Then we gave her back to the earth🐾
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Francis Buxton endorsed Cuomo
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The old guy’s hair’s getting pretty gray, he isn’t nearly as active as he used to be, and he settles down on the couch quickly on these cold nights, even when he didn’t get to go on a walk. Those last two things secretly frustrate his really good dog.
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DavidTarrell @dixiecupdrinker.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
Sad to see this Russian influence operation here in the USA! Don’t want to be a “data mule” for them, so I’ll leave it to you to translate the message But please consider how low our enemies will go to distract/insult true U.S. Voters!™ (& that you wouldn’t get this from any other guy on BS!)
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