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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈

@ditzbird.bsky.social
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Spooky when Yuki looks like she's actually nice (she is!) (totally!)
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The things she does for promoting her shrine...
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When not working at the temple, or being a nuisance with her 🍆, then Yukiko pretends to be the least possible clandestine kunoichi ever. And then is still a nuisance with her 🍆
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maybe if you're cute I'll owe you a favour or something.
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Don't get your skull caved in, okay?
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Missing her kindred spirit @estateofsin.bsky.social
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Simply because one person cared. 💞
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What if I put some life back in the bird
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The oldest trick in the book
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I put a little magic in them 🪄
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Drop your glasses, shake ya asses
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Good morning, sweetheart. What? How did I get in. . . ? 🤫
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
It's Kimono Day at the temple 😜
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hello from the other side! Not dead yet!
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Call me names.
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
What do you mean 'I should smile more'? 😐
I'll pulverize your bones and make your wife snort them off my cock.
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Rare Cat-bird spotted. Even moodier than usual!
Approach at risk of losing limbs or else
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Get your delicious treats here~!
Get them here, and only here~! ♥
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Hope everyone had a happy bnuy time~! I missed you all. Come visit me soon, okay~?
Let me bash your holes in >:3 pwease?
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Attendant Yuki is here for you!
Come, huff yourself retarded on my nuts~!
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
⚠️ 𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 ⚠️ Your presence is demanded in the bakery. Your presence is demanded in the bakery. Your presence is demanded in the bakery. Your presence is demanded in the bakery. Your presence is demanded in the bakery.
Come get pregnant.
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
@estateofsin.bsky.social should have a friendly competition sometime tho'
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Which witch's cottage? My witch's cottage! No, it's just an elaborate early April Fool's joke. Believe me, you'll wanna see it up close and personal! 💕
Hope you don't mind not being able to walk for a while, though.
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
No hidden messages. Just wishing you a great week. With a little nose wiggle, and a bit of faerie dust. 😘
But you'll see me later tonight.

Because how could this body not be tempting you to stop by.
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I'll be your fairy godmother 😇
Guaranteed bloating the papesse
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Been a while. Something something Saturday.
Let me bash your head in with my tits or dick. ♥
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
When they hear that Yuki is available at the temple 🥰
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The Love Bunny is here to fulfill your wishes! ( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡
Then we'll do it like bunnies ♡♡♡
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Guess I'll get groceries done, too. 😇
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Ooo... Bimbo Destroyah. Don't mind me being nerdy, okay. >:
But will she gape a pope
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Stop by and Yukiko will tend to your heart on V-Day!
Or tell me where to find those happy couples and I'll break hearts myself
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Hope everyone is having a restful, blessed Sunday!
Wdym this isn't what Shinto priests dress like? Are you stupid?
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Would Rin survive it though?
Lemme hear it, Hiba-sama!
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I'm baking and you should come over and do your thing then.
Where's Hiba? Who's Hiba? I don't see no Hiba. No-no-no.
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Be sure to stop by our temple and receive a personal reading from yours truly, Yukiko!
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
"Grab life by the horns," that's my motto!
Or grab her by her fat ass or stupendously large tits
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
🐉 Celebrations are in full swing! 🐉 Come make your donations! 🧧🧧🧧 Or else!!! 💢💢💢💢💢
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Weather's real bad, huh? We offer shelter to all! 😉
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Jealous of everyone who is so good at just making posts all the time. I'm not wired like that! So here's more Yukiko.
Not the only bat she's swinging~! But you knew that! 

Now c'mere. Let me hit a homerun ♥
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Chinese New Year is coming up, so I hope you have the time to stop by our temple and say your prayers! Ask for Yuki! 🥰
Special treatment for girlfriends, moms, wives; especially if they bring me gifts~!
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
After a small, needed break, I'm back to steal the hearts of everyone! Especially your girlfriends'!
Guess whose brains are getting railed out in this pic, cuck~
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Flawless victory
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Behold! Forced! Perspective!
Holding your head where it belongs >:3 don't tell anyone or I'll squeeze my thighs.
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Spending less time at the shrine, and more time at the local mall; looking both content — yet, imperceptibly bored. Surely, this girl ain't trouble. . . right?
Skibadee, skibadanger.
I am the rearranger.
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𝖸𝗎𝗄𝗂𝗄𝗈 @ditzbird.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Modern media shrine yap-yap-yapper. « Yuki? Can you stop looking at your phone and exchange the incense sticks? » UPbeat. P̶r̶o̶b̶l̶e̶m̶a̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ... « Hey! I'm Yuki! Wanna grab a bite? 💕 » Overly friendly!
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