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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When you’re out for Thirsty Thursday in DC and the storm hits

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I will always love you, Dolly. Thank you for being an ally to the queer community 💔 #DollyParton

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Is it just me or are salad kits shrinking? Same package, less greens. #shrinkflation

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

🎶🎤 Why MAGA men gay till they gotta be gay?

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

DC is more humid this week than the inside of Crew Club 🥵

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Drag Race contestants when RuPaul says, “Good luck, and don’t f**k it up.”

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Me when I haven’t c*m in a few days

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Mother Nature causing explosive diarrhea and blowing wildfire smoke in America after Pride Month

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hegseth examining the troops and their testosterone levels

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mourning Lindsey Graham’s like a faithful “f*ck your feelings” MAGA would

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Me expressing my sympathies for Graham and McConnell like a good American Christian would

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mitch McConnell at GW Hospital after Lindsey Graham stole the news cycle spotlight away from him

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Rent boys practicing for their Netflix documentary interview now that their NDAs with Lady G are void

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Marco Rubio stuns as the next United States Senator from South Carolina

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham, MAGA Senator and anti-LGBTQ champion who constantly refuse to admit he’s gay, is dead.

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Not Lindsey Graham deathmogging Mitch McConnell 💀

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Republicans keeping Mitch McConnell “alive” until August 4th.

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Two prominent homophobic, fascist, hate-filled old men are braindead or dead-dead. Me:

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham fighting over who gets to kick the bucket first

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Not Lindsey Graham deathmogging Mitch McConnell 💀

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Mitch McConnell: RUVEAL YOURSELF!

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Bottoms trying to stay ready and eating a salad, but ending up at their hookup’s bathroom after getting cyclosporiasis

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

DC gays about to ask what you do for work while six vodka sodas deep at a lobbyist’s open bar reception

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

DC gays six vodka sodas deep at a lobbyist’s open bar reception about to ask what you do for work

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I just spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes about saving money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Mitch McConnell can recover from brain death if Mike Pence has the courage

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Marco Rubio stuns as the official VAR room reviewer during the USA vs Belgium game

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Me at my friend’s 4th of July party: I’m only having one beer! Also me just before the fireworks start:

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Me on the Fourth of July after 250 Michelob Ultras and 76 B52 shots

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The Gates of Hell opening explains this massive heatwave.

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

People checking out Trump’s empty, disappointing #StateFair

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

High school gays and girlies hanging back in the bleachers during PE class

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Gays casually taking poppers at the bar

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Me showing up to work the Monday after DC Pride weekend

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Hear me out: What if folks covered Trump’s algae-infested Reflecting Pool with a massive Pride flag to honor Lincoln’s queer legacy?

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Just updated the list of the world’s richest people

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

When the Pride playlist had everyone’s input vs. when a feral f*g (derog) hogs the aux

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

When the girlies’ playlist had everyone’s input vs. when a feral f*g (derog) hogs the aux.

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Swallowing his l0@d so I can understand his pain before trying to fix him

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

The way the Obamas and trans people live rent free in the conservatives’ minds should be studied.

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

DC residents during Trump’s stupid #UFC flyover at 11:36pm

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

DC residents during Trump’s stupid flyover at 11:36pm

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This is Old Testament-level omens

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

On this Pride Month, the straits are not okay.

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Georgia said, “Happy Pride, y’all!”

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

BREAKING: Country-rap legend Lil’ Marco announced as headliner for the Great American State Fair happening June 25-July 10! #America250

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District Kween @districtkween.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

BREAKING: Country-rap legend Lil’ Marco (fka Marco Rubio) announced as headliner for the Great American State Fair happening June 25-July 10! #America250

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