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Distressy

@distressindisguise.bsky.social
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ZSZ fanfic writer on ao3 | currently entrenched in Ocean’s Eleven brainrot (so beware) | mutual pining enthusiast | 21+

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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
There is a criminal lack of sex line operator zosanzo
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ellipsus my life is yours if you put out that app soon please I beg. But also take your time 😔
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m so bored. I wish my fics would write themselves.
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This fic has made me think long and hard about Rusty and Danny’s sex life through an acespec Danny context and I’m kinda sad that I can’t include all of it in here lmfao I’ve gotta save some ideas for other things I guess
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Lmfao I’m such a liar. Watching that movie sparked it again I’m in too deep again
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I miss them lmfao
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Going back to Danny and Rusty 😭 I fear most of my Danny Rusty fics come to me in dialogue so most of my “outlines” for those fics consist of a single doc of lines and nothing else
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I wish it was possible to cosplay Rusty. I mean it probably is but not in a way that’s recognizable at all lmfao
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I clocked that I didn’t like sanji when I first started op because of this a long time ago 💀 #projection
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Getting into o11 has genuinely altered my writing style 😭😭😭😭😭 it’s not in a bad way but it’s still a little like… woah
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Lowkey sports anime-ifying this fic with the convenient use of side bars where characters explain exactly what is happening about a sport just in case the audience doesn’t know how it works 💀
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
For line dancing fic, sanji is new to this world. But if sanji wasn’t, I would have Zoro and Sanji do rude dude and argue over who gets to do the finger guns and who gets shot every single time they do the dance. The bar would be sick of them. They’d fight each other while the dance still continues
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I would write more established relationship fics if I knew how to create conflict in them 😅 little disputes that can be worked through wouldn’t be enough to hold my focus writing it so I genuinely don’t know where to begin 😭 but when I read fics I don’t have that problem lmfao
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’m getting so much Skam content on my feed again and I can’t believe I didn’t make that heated rivalry club scene connection before today. Damn. I used to be obsessed with all iterations of that show btw. I think the last one I watched was the Dutch version
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Woke up with a sore arm from Wii tennis 😔 winning comes with a cost
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This is how the powerscaling system came out btw. I will update on how it works if people end up reading my fics 🙂‍↕️
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I think sanji would get the ick if he watched zoro play wii tennis
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
So. Weird thing that happened to me a few days ago but could be used for fic now that the threat has been dissolved. I have a light bulb with a built in blue tooth speaker and anyone can connect to it (design flaw for sure) +
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Crunchyroll is $2 a month rn fyi
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I love when I read a take I really don’t like and the take is from someone with a username or display name that is something like @/[ThingIDon’tLike]TrutherForever Like ykw, you are exactly who you say you are and I respect it 🙂‍↕️
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Lmfao I think I’m gonna create a sliding scale to demonstrate who is in control across my reader fics and call it “power scaling”
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Not trying to reinvent the wheel or anything because I understand that part of the reason why people care so much about labeling character and sex dynamics is because this is carefully choreographed fiction and you might as well get it choreographed in the way you like, BUT I need more options lmfao
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
There are two different ocean’s eleven tags on tumblr where the only discernible difference between them is the shape of the apostrophe and it makes me feel like I’m going crazy. Like how do you even get the other apostrophe???
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I always underestimate how many words it actually takes to write a smut scene 🧍🏾‍♀️
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I have lots of ideas but none I want to write 😍 my writing is annoying me lately it feels too action heavy and like I’m overloading sentences and idk when I started doing that but I need to cut it out
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Also I have no one to talk about this with but there’s this music Wikipedia thing that happened recently that made me think: this could be zosan in a secret identity kind of way Here’s the article but I’ll give you a rundown of the relevant details: open.substack.com/pub/edithist...
open.substack.com
Congrats to Pitchfork on the Wikipedia scandal of 2026
This time, the Wikipedia drama is happening on TikTok.
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It would be cool to get this posted on Danny’s birthday today though (irl Danny)
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Okay after some consideration I think it is best to just make a new tumblr entirely for this lmfao
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Every time I’m about to finish a fic I start trying to find every distraction under the sun so I don’t finish it lmfaooooo why do I do this
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I can’t lie I wanna know what the macdennis writers have going on over there but I’m scared to check because A) I don’t think it’ll heal me and B) I don’t need a new hyperfixation
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Okay I finally made my tumblr blog now I just have to finish the fic 🧍🏾‍♀️ AHH and I finally deleted a bunch of side blogs I had. Feeling good.
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Okay nsfw but I think this is my favorite part so far because it’s so Rusty 🙂‍↕️ I feel like I really nailed how he talks and I love the idea of Linus being desperate enough to ask Rusty for sex advice lmfaooo he made rusty take a flight out here and see him for this
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Guys I’m getting excited 😭😭😭 by tmr I might officially be a Rusty x reader writer on tumblr
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Okay I know there’s no way I’m gonna finish the Rusty fic tonight but I am manifesting. Wish me luck.
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
There’s this great rusty line that was cut that’s like “oh great, a poker player with amnesia” because originally, Danny says a bouncer let him into the poker room and when Rusty asks for the bouncer’s name he says “I don’t remember”
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I fear most of my Rusty x reader fics are just “man who wants to eat the rich saves reader from her day job and gets revenge on rich assholes before fucking about it”
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My fav thing about writing for o11 is that you can just say shit that sounds cool even if it doesn’t make any sense and everyone will just accept it as part of the vibe. Like this technically doesn’t make sense because James Bond drinks a few different signature whiskeys lol but hey
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Is smut in x reader fics an expectation because this is what’s killing me in writing them 😭😭😭😭😭 like I just can’t do it. I have at least 3 x reader fic ideas with all the setup and plot done but I can’t bring myself to move the needle lmfao
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Also does anyone know of any cool ways to ask to start a tab at a bar? I’m blanking so bad rn I know I’ve heard a few interesting ones but mostly I was doing the asking if they wanted a tab and more often than not the answer was no LMFAO
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Also I did have this moment a few months back where I wondered if part of the reason why I like Rusty is because he drives a convertible he loves to death despite probably needing to give up on it (relatable) and the answer is probably yes 😭
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’ve been thinking about cars all day now and funnily enough after suggesting sanji would drive a Mitsubishi eclipse spyder, I saw two on the road today. I’ve always thought spyder was an interesting name because the car reminds me more of a shark with gills lol
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
One thing about me I’m gonna read and write a modern au lmfao
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’ve said before that tagging makes me anxious asf and it’s my least favorite part of the ao3 publishing process but damn am I feeling that even more today in advance for a fic I haven’t even finished yet 😭😭
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A game I’ve been following for almost two years now officially came out today and I’m so excited to play it
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I am now in between three different titles again 😭😭😭😭 One of them is the name of the club that’s kind of a triple entendre One of them is thematically relevant and a pun And the last one is a word that keeps coming up, and it doubles as the name of one of the songs they dance to
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Okay I’m having fun with this again lmfao
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
In light of tagging discourse. I’m being genuine when I ask if people are tagging non penetrative acts cuz you might have to kill me before I ever say someone gave a bj top-ly
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Curious if anyone here has any drinking superstitions/rituals. Tbh I do whatever the person I’m drinking with insists upon but personally I really only do the tap on the table. And I’m superstitious about leaving unfinished drinks behind 😭
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I spent today replying to someone who was live reacting through their read through of the o11 screenplay on tumblr and I was so anxious that was coming off obsessive and intense but I’ve now made a friend 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ so this is your sign to shoot your shot LOL
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Distressy @distressindisguise.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Made up a fake placeholder name for a cocktail as a childish joke for myself only to discover that it does kinda exist, and then I looked over the ingredients and realized that the drink could potentially do something that would actually make the joke funny. Love that.
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