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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Billion dollar team praying to get walks is fucking pitiful. Put in JDP for a bit of energy.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

First they steal our colors and now they've stolen our Left On Base skills!

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Two strikeouts on pitches out of the zone. Awesome.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

After the fans showed up the way they did in the championship parade last year, the Dodgers are showing up for their fans the way they have all year. They disrespected their fans all year by staying silent about ICE and going to the White House.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Shohei Ohtani was on the Angels for SIX YEARS and Arte Moreno could never put a halfway functional squad around him to get to the playoffs. Want to know who is ruining baseball? Incompetent, cheap owners!

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

4 87 MPH CENTER CENTER IN A FUCKING ROW! DODGERS! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

All religion does is make life hell so they can sell you heaven. Oldest grift in the world.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Any 2028 hopeful for the Democratic nomination must start with these as their main listed goals. 1. An immediate return to 1950's tax rates to actually make America fair again. 2. Puerto Rico and DC statehood so every citizens vote counts. 3. Expanding the court. 4. All these fuckers go to jail!

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Truly, where the fuck is @barackobama.bsky.social ? Say something! Jesus fucking Christ!

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Mind you, I've spent about 5 days total in Texas but "I'm from Texas" is not the flex Texans think it is.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Christian Extremists are a cult. This is what cultists say. We're fucked until people start calling it what it is!

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Wild how since Fernando Tatis Jr. got rid of that ringworm his power has become much more pedestrian.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

It's amazing the one time Republicans think you can trust a woman is when it's the perpetrator of the fucking crime. Truly the dumbest of the dumb.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Hey Republicans, let's make a deal... We'll impeach and prosecute any elected Democrats named in the Epstein files. Will you do the same?

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

The billionaires sit on their yacht and watch as half the world drowns begging for lifejackets and the other half drowns trying to impress the billionaires by how fast they can fill their lungs with water.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Stephen Miller is the clearest warning yet of what happens to a society when it fails to offer free abortions.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Why is the MLB Networks mascot for the Dodgers a black man? The Cubs have a bear (makes sense) The A's have an elephant (okay, seen that on a hat before)

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

"didn't express extreme views"? He was an Infowars nut and lived in a tent in a park to preach to people about something he just learned about, seems pretty extreme.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I'm sure they'll look back at nearly every decision their generation made and solemnly accept what they wrought upon themselves and the following generations and definitely not just blame Gen Z and Millennials.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I have extended family who were and are LAPD and let me just tell you that they are definitely the biggest racists and cowards in my family, and that is sadly impressive.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Anybody who says "America is the best place in earth" has 100% never left the country.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Can anybody explain how Ticketmaster fucking works? I'm in the waiting room the second it becomes available. I send the link to my friend 5 minutes later and he is somehow 3000 people ahead of me in line.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

1/2 I need an actual liberal, a fucking socialist Democrat, a person who believes billionaires should not exist and says it out loud, to announce they are running for president within a couple months. Treat Trump the way he treated Biden.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

So the DIAMONDBACKS think they have a better chance at winning it all in the next 6 years than the ORIOLES!!! Truly mind numbing moves by Baltimore ownership.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Yankees decisions in the last year: Wouldn't go over Cole's contract to sign Yamamoto. Wouldn't trade for Flaherty because of concern about his back. Offered 1 year more and 5 million dollars less than the Mets to Soto. Historically bad decisions.

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Adam Lastname @distractmyself.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

BREAKING NEWS! Drake suing Degrassi and Rick Murray for lying that he was paralyzed.

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