Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 29/09/2026Yo this game Cozy Stickerville is great. I hope they make other versions. 000
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 28/09/2026GrrCON was an absolute blast last week! It was so great to be back in GRR and seeing how much the con has changed while still having the same vibe. One more speaker badge to my collection, met up with friends, ton of swag, and had a great turnout for my talk. Who can forget the shadow puppets?! 030
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 22/09/2026Had an absolute fire of a jam the other night. 070
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 11/09/2026My wife got me this ocarina awhile ago. Guess it's time to learn how to play it. 050
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 07/09/2026Fuck. It doesn't like the carts it came with and now the carriage won't move so i cant reseat them. 100
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 06/09/2026Fuck you HP. Im not going to a fucking website to see how to fucking install ink in a fucking printer or whatever AI bullshit you try to feed me. Its a printer. It needs to print. Fuck off. 360
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 06/09/2026Out with the old and in with the new! Finally replaced my main suitcase after 13 years. It's been through a lot but has pretty much fallen apart. 000
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 05/09/2026Yes I am 40 yrs old buying the DBZ meal at BK. I had to wake up at 7am to watch it on UPN when I was a kid. This just blows my mind. 010
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 04/09/2026My 4 yr old was pushing buttons on our calendar and now we Hugh In⚔️ everyday at 4pm. 120
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 02/09/2026Absolutely wild. Ive been using am esim hotspot that connects to the strongest available 4G network. Up until now, it's worked perfect. Today it decided that all my traffic should....go out through Asia?!?? Not sure how I ended up connecting to China Telcom in Rochester.... 030
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 30/08/2026New hotness is putting the CVE as the user agent? Cool 010
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 30/08/2026Ac-me???! Ac-you!!! Loved it. Comedy gold. Looney Toons mayhem! Go see Coyote Vs Acme! 040
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 26/08/2026Current heatmap of what countries are hitting my honeypots. Interesting that no cyber-attacks come from Australia 020
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 19/08/2026Spent an hour in a half wardriving around today 030
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 15/08/2026SIGINTYA is coming along nicely as a local war driving analytics platform. 10 war driving runs in. I've already found that 1) my car emits an SSID that I can't turn off 2) GMs also do the same thing. Here are some current analytics 182
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 13/08/2026Working on my own SIGINT/Wardriving platform. Keeps my data local while allowing me to visualize, tag, and perform correlations. 030
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 13/08/2026Took my youngest daughter out to the Red Wings game last night. We braved through the rain and stayed for half the game. It was White Hots night so I had to get one! 020
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 13/08/2026Picked up an ESP32-c5 and loaded the diy biscuit firmware on it! Excited to start some wardriving 150
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 11/08/2026Current brain worm from the islamophobic maga chuds 010
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 10/08/2026The brain rot from the chronically online conspiracy dips. During WWII they actually studied if soldiers needed water and it showed the units who hydrated performed better. It isn't some stupid conspiracy; prior to that drinking water was seen as "weak." So dumb. 260
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 10/08/2026Finally watching this movie on Hulu and I am so pissed at AMC for not showing it. This is fucking A+ cinema. Good luck, Have Fun, Don't die. 7655
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 09/08/2026Ok it took ten minutes for a web scanner to find the canary token and use it lol 020
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 09/08/2026This single IP from Germany is responsible for 6000+ hits on my web honeypot, all looking for different locations of ".env" 130
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 08/08/2026Going to see Super Troopers 3 tonight. I'm ready to accept it's going to be a horrible movie that has jumped the shark. I've supported the crew all these years and it is my duty to see it! 160
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 07/08/2026Some of the recon the scripts do to see if they're on the right target 150
Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 07/08/2026if my car shows me a fucking ad i'm ripping out it's ability to communicate. 020
