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Distorted Artefacts

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Queer Digital Artist from NE UK ⭐ They/Them 🏳️‍⚧️ Open to trades! Commissions @ vgen.co/distortarte distorted-artefacts.neocities.org

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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 19/09/2026
Today, 19 September, is Batman Day. You’d think there would be a signal or something but Anyway, here’s “Batman’s Aff His Nut”, by Robert Florence #poem #poetry #Batman #BatmanDay mothdancepoetry.wordpress.com/2018/10/13/b...
Batman’s aff his nut
Robert Florence

Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.Blurry photo of a man (possibly a stunt-double?) in a (partial? certainly no cape) Batman costume, in daytime, on a wet Glasgow street – probably taken during the filming of the 2022 movie THE BATMAN, where Glasgow was a stand-in for Gotham City.

Text:
She’s turned the Waynes against us…

She’s turned the Waynes against us
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I went to a zinefest today and had a great time!! Here's a skeleton man postcard I made, I'll take better photos for insta laters
A photo of a collage postcard in a plastic sleeve. It has pineapples, coconuts and bananas on the background. A skull is unhinging his jaw, with a text that reads "zines are" and a speech bubble that reads "absolutely fabulous"
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gang I got a Vgen code yaaay!!!
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I looked up the CD this was from and the front is really cute too!!
Front of a Japanese Pokémon CD featuring Pikachu, Chansey, Dugtrio, Gastly and Electrode drawing their likeness with oversized crayons.
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here's some attacks from #artfight !! Seeking #vgencode :3
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Commissions are OPEN for these little WigglyPaint guys (: ko-fi.com/c/fcdf707174
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I started applying for a bunch of markets and my chronic health condition put a solid "absolutely not" on that 😭 I have a market in October but until then I guess I need to be on majority physical rest, ffs 😔
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Lookit my guy!!!!! Thank you again :3
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I was at NerdFest Summer on Saturday! Had a really good time and met wonderful peoples! Will be upgrading my stall for my next con!! ☺️
In a convention hall, masked seller sits behind table titled "Distorted Artefacts" with many fandom prints, stickers, badges and fan cards for sale on display.
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Midnight || Happy Birthday Undertale! @midnight197.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Small Attack for @distortarte.bsky.social ! I had this lil guy on my Bookmarks since Last year, it's so cute! Love me some Cassette Beasts Monster-OCs :3 It's been so long since I have done some Pixelanimations lmao #Art #Fanart #CassetteBeasts #Artfight
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Chiefy! Comms open @chiefyarts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
first attack of the year on @distortarte.bsky.social >:} [ #art #artfight ]
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bunny @bunsidhe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
DELTARUNE TODAY!!!!! #deltarune
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Now available to purchase online! ko-fi.com/s/215ed1e340
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Trans Rights Sticker - Distorted Artefacts's Ko-fi Shop
Trans Rights Sticker For tracked shipping, please add here!: https://ko-fi.com/s/09ddf1a835
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
ko-fi.com/distortarte
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Thank u @tobyfox.undertale.com for waiting until I'd finished Uni to announce Chapter 5, you did me a solid and I can't wait to get my hands on it Here I drew u #deltarune #chapter5
A pseudo-3D illustration of Toby Fox's dog character peeping out of a mound of mud. It has a sunflower sticking out of its' head, which features an obscured 5.
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
HELLO EVERYNYAN I have finished Uni so I am back on my bullshit!!! I will be opening my online store on... FRIDAY 5TH OF JUNE!!! Stay tuned!!!! >:3
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amy forest @amyforest.pds.pub.moe · 31/03/2026
I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
ko-fi.com/distortarte
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY!!! ko-fi.com/distortarte
A photo of an artist alley stall, with a sticker in the foreground that reads "We have always existed, we will always exist, trans rights forever" with the blue, pink and white colours of the transgender flag.
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Was at #chibisunny2026 today!! Met loads of wonderful people and did well, now sleep time
White person giving a peace symbol, sitting behind a table with bunting that reads "DISTORTED ARTEFACTS". Table features colourful artwork, stickers, fan made trading cards, and colourful promotional materials.
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I'm tabling at #ChibiSunny tomorrow yay I'm scared but also :3 love tablin'
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I can't wait to finish Uni I just want to spend a bunch of time drawing so bad
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
She's free!!! #cookiesbustle
Yellow cartoon bear head illustration
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
#artistvsart2025
A collection of artwork surrounds the artist in a square grid collage. Features art of Wallace and Gromit, Giffany from Gravity Falls, Tenna and Spamton x Magnet, a portrait of a clown with a beard, a punk character sticking their tongue out, Cult of the Lamb, a Plusle OC, and a banana jester.
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I highly recommend everyone learn at least a lil drawing and graphics skills because then you will be able to very quickly mock up the cool-as-fuck Primeape phone case you saw in your dream
A crude mock-up of a phone case with a bunch of Primeapes and red stars on it in a diagonal repeating pattern
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Hello! I've been busy with Uni. Today I got back into doing a lil art by having a play on ART SQOOL using my Gaomon Note-Taking tablet I bought yeaaaaars ago. I feel like I'm getting a much better hang of it now! Behold some little arts. #artsqool
A crude drawing of a baseball player holding a bat, while a ball flies towards themA crude drawing of the moon reflected in a pink ocean shore.A crude drawing of a mushroom in the woods, relaxed and smiling, with small pink flowers, grass, and a path
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Birdie! @birdiebeanz.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
☃️ Holiday Ornament Raffle! ☃️ 1 Winner will receive a 3D Ornament YCH as pictured! How to enter! - Make sure you're following me! - Like! - Repost! - Post your SFW ref or tell me your favorite winter treat! Raffle ends December 7th!
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I just spent like an hour putting artist business cards, train tickets, and other misc ephemera into old tcg page inserts It's nice they have a home now :3
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I have learned how to use illustrator and illustrator-likes!!! Currently playing with Affinity but now I feel *powerful* Huge thank you to my best friend for helping me via a very "playing on the computer together" Parsec session :3
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Something so fun about commissions and art trades of your OCs is how interpretations just add to your lil fellers Just like oh... that's a nice little detail... it is canon now.
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
How do you find people for art trades 👀 No reason... 👀
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I might start streaming drawing... Couldn't hurt, I guess?
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I'm going to be purely focusing on Uni and art for a bit. My day jobs have been in games, and I've mistreated multiple times. I would still love to freelance in games in the future, but I've got some trauma-ducks to put in a row. It's good to be honest about when something isn't serving you! 💪❤️
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RayJ ☕️🍰☸️📿@ ACFI, BLFC @theroguez.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
another mspaint raffle!! to enter: follow me! ❤️ repost this 👍 optionally, comment a ref or your favorite colors 🎨 picking a winner on november 30th! thanks so much!!
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I used to use Womp 3D for my 3D work. I stepped away when they tried to force users to populate their subreddit. Now they are an AI 3D generator. Fuck AI. I've been learning Nomad and I've installed Blender. I'm gutted, but I'm really looking forward to learning new things. Goodbye Womp ):
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I popped on ArtFight This is a MESS, UK gov. are absolute twonks
distortarte's profile on ArtFight, showing that the Imgur-hosted images are unable to be viewed distortarte is based in the UK
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
People were so nice at con yesterday, they couldn't believe it was my second ever market, it was so lovely :3 I'll be setting up my online shop hopefully the week after next week, I have to cram Uni this week to try and get back on top of things!!
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Had an absolutely wonderful day at #Cliffecon so many lovely folks and artists :3 I sleep forever now
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I keep starting zines and not finishing them ;-; Anyway these are in the works!!! Maybe I'll get them finished over Christmas 👀
A photo of a tablet screen, showing three zine front covers titled Adopt Me! All about early internet adopts, Own Your Media! All yours, forever! and Banish Their Ghost, A people-pleasers guide to breaking ties with those whom do not benefit you.
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I can't believe I haven't made any Bugsnax fan art that's absolutely outrageous
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I'm in my final year of Uni and I've done IT / Design / Research related modules I know I want to do Masters, but I'm contemplating whether I do something like Visual Comms / Graphics / Fine Art OR Interaction Design / Human-Computer interaction / UX I wanna make things but I also want money ;^;
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
some experimental art I did yesterday, I love this kind of thing, haven't done it in a really long time. I've been reconnecting my original art influences and it's definitely more of this kind of thing!! Reminds me of a No, I'm Not Human sort of vibe, lots of textures and madness
glitchy face of a sad woman art with a lot of different textures and mixels
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Not all the local event organisers being on Facebook I don't want to go on there it's a fucking hell site 😭
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I'm tabling my second ever con in a weekish!! I am spooked but hey, tis the season, right?
A graphic promoting Cliffecon, a comic con convention, text reads: "I'M TRADING AT

SATURDAY CLIFFECON HALLOWEEN EDITION

25TH OCTOBER 2025

CUTE FOX

OAKLEAF SPORTS COMPLEX

NEWTONAYCLIFFE 10.30AM TO 4PM

EVENTS

BUY TICKETS AT www.cutefox.co.uk"
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Started work on a zine :3
A photograph of an illustration of a hand holding a CD, with the text "OWN YOUR MEDIA!: All Yours, Forever!" signed @distortarte
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I'm moving 3D softwares, been an avid Womp 3D user for about two years but now I'm moving onto Nomad Sculpt. So far, it is working a LOT better on my tablet and although there's a big learning curve, I think I'm ready for the challenge (:
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Important update! Today I decided enough was enough, and I brexed my childhood Petz cat who Kofee drew earlier this year Still needs some tweaks (eyes, cheeks, and a lil body tweak) but I'm having big feelings about seeing her again 😭😭 Also her bald-ass head is GREAT for hats ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #Petz #Catz
Molar Sr., JPEG of white cartoon alien cat with big obnoxious antennae but with cute feline featuresA PNG of a very similar alien cat with a crown on her earless head
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I'm going to be trying out more modelling programs, I'm going to start over with Nomad Sculpt until I can afford an iPad for when Blender comes out. I enjoyed my time with Womp but I really can't justify Pro while I'm so poor, and could be using that money to save up for an iPad.
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Distorted Artefacts @distortarte.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
are you interested in my wares, traveller?
Tabby cat Uno sits next to a sticker display
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