distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Sometimes I feel like one of those baby dolls that you feed water then they instantly piss 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I've learned erasers have an expiry date 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My youngest sibling was putting Marmite on a banana, said it's because they want to induce sleep paralysis, and now they're playing Rush E. Life is a Madlib 010
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I hate it when people say "woooosh" in response to yes-ands. It's so stupid. 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I wonder if the direction of drawn spirals depends on the dominant hand of the drawer 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 19/07/202610 drawings I've recently made on playinterference.com 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 17/07/2026More drawings I've recently made on playinterference.com 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 16/07/202610 more drawings I've recently made in playinterference.com (including the one I left out last time) 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Drawings I've recently made on www.playinterference.com 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 10/07/2026POLL! (very important) #poll www.tumblr.com/distantloner...tumblr.comReblog by @distantloner · 1 poll💬 0 🔁 2 ❤️ 0 · What is the best letter? (part 3) 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I want to eat so much fondant right now 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Why is it actually giving advice lmao 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Woke up with a spider web between me and my fan and some if it is inside the fan 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026✨IMAGINE✨ You or someone you know is pregnant, and a dark ominous line appears, running down the bump Okay. That's normal. But then it does this! 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026What if I did a crochet but Bob Ross? 100
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It would still be really hard though and more expensive than just buying the sweater 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I saw this ad for a sweater and thought that it could be cool inspiration for a crochet project but it would hard to find the right yarn for it, then I realised that a suitable yarn is RIGHT THERE in the ad under it! That's crazy 100
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Roses are not red They never were and that's sad We've all been lied to 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The google AI is SO obsessed with randomly saying "Love and Lemons Dip Recipes" mid-sentence! 010
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026HOW DID IT GET SO BAD?! WTF!? I HATE TUMOURS! I'm glad he got the help he needed though 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Are video games interactive ebooks with lots of pictures? 010
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Why do they call it a breathing contest when you breathe in the fresh air breath out not keep the air 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I've been thinking for so long that growing mushrooms would save money on mushrooms, but I just now realized that you can just go outside and find free mushrooms there! 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Day 2 of pranking my little sister with new wall decor 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Day 1 of pranking my little sister with new wall decor 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 14/05/2026That's my favourite type of car. Here's mine 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I was preemptively mocking it in my head and I was correct 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I knew the Google AI was going to think I was asking if an instrument is in a fucking dish instead of a song 100
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I wish I could use my mouse cursor 000
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I once watched a video on how to make friends and it said to treat people like a human google. I don't think that would work... Also the creator was associated with one of those bald podcasters I don't care to remember the name of so that alone devalues everything he says 110
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Why is the top image when I search "burglar from the Sims" a screenshot of another search result 000
