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Amy Matheson 🌸

@distantamywarning.bsky.social
153 followers 255 following 880 posts

failgirl extraordinaire, occasional bass player, cat mommy, one of those sonic fans 💖jarona💖 she/her, dc area, level 32 🏳️‍⚧️4/8/24🏳️‍⚧️

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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
austin abrams as bryan “babygirl” hodukavich in the resident evil movie
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
actually i thought you meant “Happy Otter”
otter :)
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“What you’re doing is more than hacking. You’re CLEANSING TriOptimum of an ANCIENT evil!”
Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen in Primetime
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this was absurdly difficult 😵‍💫
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sweet! Plug and The Prodigy used that synth didn’t they? Also now i feel like i gotta share my new number 1 bass Plays like a dream and sounds solid as hell, Yamaha are way too slept on imo
my Yamaha bass :)
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Where’s the option for “i reject this entire premise of this question and would be annoyed if someone asked me it”?
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
angy robotnik
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no
susie saying “Guys? This sucks ass.”
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Animal Farm by The Kinks
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
am i still a lesbian if i like a dude cuz he screams like a girl? 🤔
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
didn’t get bingo :(
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Vision would convince them that it doesn’t
The above tweet but cut off because this website is non-operational
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How many hot dogs does your car eat in a day?
Dr. Trevor Moore
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol aint no damn way my redneck ass is from Vermont
the dialect map thingy says im from Vermont
but im NOT!
NO!
i dont WANNA be a libertarian!
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ralsei and susie are shocked
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
noelle says what
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ooo
the power of this personality test fills you with determination
cuz that’s the result I got
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@shamey.gay u
sailor moon holding a little bunny and saying Everyone loves a little bunny!
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh that’s just Sheamus
A picture of Sheamus from wrestling
It says
They said I wouldn’t make it, that I didn’t have the look
The rest of the text is obscured by his whiteness
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
burghley
i mean berdly
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
mumi please
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
marine has annoyed shadow and is slinking away in shame
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
>you will never wash up on a beautiful uncrowded beach and be fed lotus flowers by charlize theron
amy sad :(
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the funny annoyed ralsei sprite doing ellipsis
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
anime girl saying yeah in the yeah zone
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
im gonna make so much money off of this
horse in the backrooms
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
benoit blanc saying “Agentic, that’s not a word.”
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
THE NORMALIZER
a fuckin hi point
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rey mysterio 619ing the guys from that “six! Nine!” meme
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July
Why Does This Keep Happening
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the sign gag from bojack horseman, it says “CONGRATS DIANE AND MR. PEANUT BUTTER 
PEANUT BUTTER IS ONE WORD DON'T WRITE ONE WORD”
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
spamton saying two big naturals
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
gooble gobble one of us
Post saved
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
wdu think they’re talking about
matt johnson and jane schoenbrun hangin’ out
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Post 4 female characters you love and pass it on
Amy RoseCarol SturkaMakoto Kino/Sailor JupiterPearl Douglas
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
it’s Paul Bearer obvs
paul bearer looking at you like he’s about to sic his undertaker on u
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#sonicme
angy pixel art me 🥰
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
you dropped this, king
the fabled fedora of intellect and euphoria
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
cyan aka mr thou from ff6
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
why did i look it up
emoji fella frowning at computer
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
who are these freaks lmfao
Today at 6:10 PM
@fandom-distance has added you to the "fandom distance" moderation list
…
whatever the fuck that means lol
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
that part of arrested development where Michael is a maritime lawyer in a school play
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
anime girl wearing a yeah hat saying yeah in the yeah zone
yeah
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the guys from Rush with a speech bubble so it looks like they’re saying the tweet i quoted idk
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
this person is on like five blocklists for being a…particular kind of creep
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
yknow, back in my day, “shipping” used to mean like “sailor mercury and sailor jupiter are so cute together 🥰” or w/e apparently it means something else now, i guess a lot can change in 20 years
a bsky message that says “someone who belongs on the sex offender registry has added you to the "anti-ship and other stuff antsblocker.carrd.co"
moderation list”
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
GOT ANOTHER ONE! 🥳
a bsky message I got that says “some pedo dipshit has
added you to the "anti-ship and other stuff antsblocker.carrd.co"
moderation list”
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
help me decide #bass
blue fgn bass
lighter blue fender bass
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Amy Matheson 🌸 @distantamywarning.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Went to look up what the hell this is and now I can’t stop laughing at this article
an sfgate article called Enhanced Games runners beef after steroid-free sprinter wins
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