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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast

@dissonancepod.bsky.social
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Our Podcast is skeptical and political. A mashup of horrible news stories and terrible jokes. www.dissonancepod.com

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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Parent to a toddler: “are you pooping over there” Toddler: “NO!” The toddler:
Marco Rubio standing in a corner by a lamp looking down, similar to a toddler pooping their pants silently and denying it.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Winner winner chicken n’ dumplin dinner.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Everyone called out by Hunter Biden the last 48 hours:
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Murkowski was always a yes. This whole hemming & hawing beforehand followed by her hopes & concerns the House will kick it back is her schtick along with Collins.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
“fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The craziest part about No Kings Day being the largest single day protest is that every prior mass protest in recent history happened during Trump except two, and those ones happened during Nixon and Reagan 😃😃
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
It is, it is. Sadly it is.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The entire military “perade” was an embarrassment but the fact that they stacked 3 Sam’s Club sheet cakes and stuck what looks to be TJ Maxx throw pillow on top is… actually such a perfect encapsulation of this regime.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
He’s going to ban the word taco via EO
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I made dis.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I dunno how I’m gonna do 3 1/2 more years of this 🫠
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The Pope looks like he’s desperately trying to remember the exorcism spell.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Correlation ≠Causation And yet. Can’t a skeptic catch a vibe? #popefrancis
JD Vance shaking the hand of a seated Pope Francis hours before he passed away, leaving many to wonder if Vance was draining the Pope’s life force with his soul sucking void personality.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Tbh these are giving repetitive. “happy <holiday> including the Radical Left who are trying to <latest GOP talking point running 24/7 on Fox>. Something something Im the best, everyone else is weak especially BIDEN <overly long Biden screed>. Say 2020 election was stolen!” *yawn*
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
So this is f**cking bone chilling. Especially after they announced they weren’t going to comply with the SCOTUS order to bring back Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Remember when the nice black lady warned us about Trump 2.0 with no guardrails. But I guess her laugh was too weird or something which made her seem just as bad as the guy who hired a bunch of inept feckless weirdos the first time he failed at being president.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I want this on a tshirt stat. (OG post from Threads)
Man stands on sidewalk with sign that says “Elon can oligargle deez nuts”
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Our country really did choose to make Matilda’s dad the president huh? #tesla
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This is the kind of post couples make before they create a joint facebook account.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
*Taps the Jurassic Park poster*
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I don’t understand this knee jerk reaction for the left to constantly cannibalize itself, work itself up into a lather at every perceived betrayal. To blame the entire Dem party for a handful of individuals. Like is an entire party following 1 guy’s instructions only bad when MAGA does it or??
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
jfc
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
“America voted for this” No they did not. Not only did Trump lie, that’s par for the course, but news outlets & social media amplified that lie & spread that lie as a truth.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I hope that when they were leaving and then abruptly came back into the office that the Benny Hill music was playing.
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen:
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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The Cognitive Dissonance Podcast @dissonancepod.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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