S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 23/09/2026being alive is such a god damn pain in the ass lol 000
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 21/08/2026we have to play Gord’s Gold for the cat every night at bedtime so she won’t yowl at 3am 😭 000
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 28/04/2026put on my tiny lil diamond earrings to take out the trash 💎💅🚬 000
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 01/04/2026college radio station: “so that was Violet by Hole, a song that my mom requested” me: JUST PUT ME IN THE GRAVE ALREADY 👵🏻 020
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Patagonia no longer carries boy-short bikini bottoms so sorry to everyone who has to look at my ass this summer I guess 000
Reposted by S. SheltonEric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Here it is, your moment of zen. 41156213892
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 17/02/2026regret going to Ireland because now for the rest of my life I’m going to be making excuses to go back 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 09/07/2025my partner deserves hazard pay because I just burst into his (home) office and hollered “Bella we’re making Italiano for you” while he was on a meeting lmao 020
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 05/07/2025just a girl, standing in front of a senile cat, asking the cat to stop howling ceaselessly into the void of the hallway at top volume 110
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 06/05/2025seems wise to assume that at this point I’m just going to be exhausted forever 000
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 10/03/2025anybody else sobbing to Cowboy Carter on repeat 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 13/02/2025mittens are great until you need to flip off a fellow motorist 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 06/02/2025LinkedIn needs to stop telling me to add my exes 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 23/10/2024what’s up everyone I’ve been learning about nature 000
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 06/04/2024guess Who’s busted ass sinus cavities are fuckin Trying It four days before international travel!!! 000
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 31/03/2024funniest things that have ever happened on TV: - Yip-Yips from Sesame Street - golf cart derby on Jackass - Paris and Nicole work at Sonic on The Simple Life - “Charlie Work” ep of Always Sunny - Kids In the Hall, generally 110
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 29/03/2024I need for my employer to understand that I am not very smart 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 22/03/2024today my mother was like “you spend money like there’s no tomorrow” which. Babe. Mommy. There literally is no tomorrow thank you so much haha 000
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 18/02/2024I Realized the Meaning of Life In the Lighting Aisle at Menards While the Piano Guy Played The Church 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 17/02/2024work all day and get few money so this creature can sit on a god damn tuffet in my living room!! 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 16/02/2024trying to think of TV shows set in Virginia that aren’t about like, Quantico, and only coming up with: Vampire Diaries, The Waltons, A Different World 320
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 13/02/2024half an edible and a snack-sized bag of Takis 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 11/02/2024Miss Babyluv-Buppy de Goblynneville von Chinchilla-Butt 021
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 01/02/2024attorneys are so lazy and entitled that they’re going to AI themselves into irrelevancy within 10 years 220
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 31/01/2024main theme of adult life is “something is always broken and too expensive to fix” 020
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 31/01/2024constant mood: - tired (#1 all time) - taking out the trash - where are my keys - hungry but won’t eat (too much trouble) - dreading Therapy Appointment - anxiety (general) - anxiety (work-related) - can’t look at bank account 120
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 31/01/2024I don’t mind Valentine’s Day but if I could get retailers to stop crowing about it every time I open my email or an internet window, that’d be GREAT 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 30/01/2024now I know I’m in hell because every pair of jeans I’m seeing is mid-rise wideleg with Jersey Shore-era distressing 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 27/01/2024got up this morning and put on jeans. It is upsetting to think that I used to do this all the time 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 27/01/2024Zola is on Prime for like another 5 days, y’all better get to watching it. Modern classic 000
Reposted by S. Sheltonda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/01/2024YOUR NOT LAZZY - dashare.zone ADMIN 932995
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 26/01/2024tfw you start to get a soft spot for Chalamet because he looks so joyful meeting Duluth theater kids m.startribune.com/actor-timoth...m.startribune.comActor Timothée Chalamet visits Hibbing High School, Duluth to prepare to play Bob DylanThe actor is set to play Minnesota native Bob Dylan in an upcoming biopic. 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 24/01/2024did everyone’s boss do a fuckin mountain of cocaine over the holidays, or is this (hopefully) isolated to my (very small) social circle 000
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 16/01/2024man I’m just dicking around on eBay looking at tiny watches 010
S. Shelton @disorganization.bsky.social · 08/01/2024the lady who did the Bonne Maman jam advent calendar rankings on TikTok should have won a Golden Globe 000
