Dan @disnotsmart.bsky.social · 27/03/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a wolf wearing a tuxedoALT: a cartoon of a wolf wearing a tuxedo 020
Dan @disnotsmart.bsky.social · 04/02/2026media.tenor.coma man standing in front of a delivery room signALT: a man standing in front of a delivery room sign 010
Dan @disnotsmart.bsky.social · 04/12/2025The high school musical resort one was 🧑🍳 💋 truly generational icons 020
Dan @disnotsmart.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Rate how you like doing it (1-10) kissing: 8 nipple play: 7 sucking: 8 being sucked: 8 rimming: 9 being rimmed: 10 fingering: 8 being fingered: 3 toys: 9 bdsm: 5 piss play: 1 dirty talk: 4 fisting: 0 being fisted: 0 topping: 10 bottoming: 7 cuddling: 9 stroking: 7 pit play: 7 foot play: 4 130
Dan @disnotsmart.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I had this exact same thought yesterday what the fuck!!! 000
Dan @disnotsmart.bsky.social · 11/09/2025My dad’s wife was posting the same shit the other day and I had to sit her down and explain to her why it was important to do so. When I was growing up, there were no positive role models for how a healthy gay relationship looks like. I think she got it but most boomers are not as receptive :/ 120
Dan @disnotsmart.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I’ve noticed considerably fewer signs lately, especially south jersey. I didn’t think it was possible! 010
Dan @disnotsmart.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Instead of posting politics and dread today, let’s post ass! 🍑 0250
Dan @disnotsmart.bsky.social · 08/01/2025When I used to freelance I worked for this lady who took one of my proposals, poorly removed the watermark in paint, and printed a 400 x 300 logo in a 10 ft banner. She never paid ofc. 110
Dan @disnotsmart.bsky.social · 16/12/202464/100 I really wish I had the time to play all the games! Being a grown up sucks ass!! 130
Dan @disnotsmart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Absolutely love this picture of my bootey so transferring it here. 1352
