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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hot take: Joy Division and R.E.M. are British/American versions of each other

Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Argument was San Diego vs. San Francisco, and the latter according to my mom has "bad vibes" which is very funny in a slightly drunk southern accent from a 70something woman

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My mom's main hobby is cooking and I taught her a Cuban pork recipe that she pulled off perfectly, so I had to come over for dinner. She and my dad are the only two boomers who have managed a timeshare successfully and had an argument over where to spend their points.

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dc9503.bsky.social @dc9503.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Missed connection: Me, a geriatric 'progressive' politician. You, the moment.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Just heard a black guy in the park use the hard-r in "fuck you, nward" on a conference call for the first time. His girlfriend goes "are you good, baby?" That's a first

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Kenan Thompson is a ridiculously talented comic actor who would be a great Clarence in an It's a Wonderful Life remake. He will probably be the only person to have "Greedy Smurf" and "James Baldwin" in his filmography.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Also I'm the stomach flu in Sophomore year that was so bad my roommate drove me to urgent care and while hooking me up to an EV the nurse explained I may have died of dehydration within a few hours

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hi I'm a delicious piece of bulgogi that my handle under chewed and yanked out of my throat before I needed Heimlich to the great disgust of the female friend who I wanted to date and having dinner with

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Had a great Seattle family brewery experience sitting at a table next to a mother and her little girl daughter playing some kind of card slap-table game while the little brother played a Switch autistically.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Got a mass email from Louis CK today. There's a blast from the past.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Unpopular opinion and possibly historically wrong: Martin Luther and John Calvin were both believing Christians who saw the power of new media (printing press) and became grifters as a result.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The bartender at my local was wearing a t-shirt that said "Donald Trump hates me," and when I asked him what the pattern of his watchband was, he said "NATO flag." Seismic vibe shifts are underway.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Cole Young, baby. The Mariners are taking off.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Conspiracy theory that I actually believe. Stewart Brand, The Grateful Dead, Kesey and the Merry Pranksters, Kerouac, and Timothy Leary were all fished and paid by the CIA to get young Boomers into drugs and hedonism and divert them from left and anti-Vietnam activism.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Food bluesky: Why did fish not become a major part of the British/Irish diet unlike France/Spain/Italy/Scandinavia? There were fish and chips, granted, but that was an adaptation of a Sephardic dish.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

That a guy who was a co-host of a podcast called "Cum Town" is now a millennial Dick Cavett is very strange.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Seriously, every piece of Reality TV except for GBBO is awful, for the people involved, and for you. Avoid it, and don't watch TV in the first place.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

People debate over whether America is how it is because of 9/11, 2008, Trump, or ZIRP ending post COVID, but the real answer is the first season of Survivor, maybe the most evil piece of media in world history that didn't actively encourage genocide

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Behold, my cheddar and onion sourdough

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Chill post—having made muhamarra with hazelnuts this morning, the fact that hazelnuts came from and were domesticated in Wisconsin seems deeply wrong.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Bummer that Richard Feynman and Linus Pauling would be in the Epstein Files today if they lived long enough

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

The grocery store cafe I work in is playing Had To Hear by Real Estate, and goddamn, I miss 2015.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

There is a time and a place for anime. The time is now. The place is here.

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Robert Bollard @disgolfelysium.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Has Tori Amos said anything about the whole Gaiman allegations

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