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Seattle area hoop head. Go read swishonomics.com 👈🏀📈

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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 20h
Wiseman made the cut!?
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Knicks legend
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just awful. I want Kevin Love and James Wiseman to get jobs but damn if this is how…
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Midwest Harden is a vibe
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Future NBA Europe MVP
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Celtics pick up young guy from Jazz - yes he looks exactly as you’d expect 🙄
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Legit hadn’t considered the Team USA swap lol 😆
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Embiid-KAT trade incoming next season? Play through this one and see what happens? God I love and hate this league
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wish.com SpongeBob fit
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or at least getting bad advice from his agent
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kevin Love tax penalties sounding pretty good, eh?
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kirby catching strays
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok it was wasn’t in Medina, but the one near Medina IYKYK. Before a local gets at me, I’m aware of Medina’s zoning not allowing a Starbucks literally in that tiny, rich, pompous municipality
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
According to my former boss at a Seattle company, Ballmer would allegedly go into the Starbucks in Medina every morning when she managed the location. He would have a used cup from the previous day looking for a free refill. And the cycle would repeat. It’s equally funny, petty, and revelatory imo
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mitchell and ness is gonna have such a hard time in 20-30 years
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A second bidder entered the chat re: Seattle expansion. The proposal requires leasing climate pledge arena fka Key arena (from the same people leading the other bid) while they construct a new stadium with help of tribes in Marysville (which is far af). Unserious or is this ATL Braves adjacent?
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I swear if this has anything to do with delayed NBA expansion or the Blazers moving, I will cry
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You guys should fly to Bristol for an interview with Ramona hehehehe
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rosacea. Happens to the best and worst of us alike.
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The orange is both excellent and plausible - we must not rest until they exist
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Unironically a good trio for 3v3 Olympic ball too
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That would be a pretty sick expansion year core if you add Zion
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Strap in for something so good it’ll make you sad that things just aren’t made like they used to be
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you don’t mind parking and walking 20-30min, then the street parking is free on 1st down closer to Momentum Climbing gym after 6pm
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Def take the link - Star Lake is usually less crowded than Fed too and p close. The paid lots are insanely expensive nowadays and you end up waiting to be able to actually drive out of them.
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is there a world where Shaedon Sharpe for Christian Braun makes sense now 🤔
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
WE’RE BACK BABY
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Honorable mention Kevin Love lol
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Him quoting a Harry Potter character is fucking rich. He is either corny as hell and ignorant or making a weird dogwhistle….
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It WOULD be ESPN… When sweaty flew over to Bristol to talk to Ramona it was clear he wasn’t gonna face penalty, no matter how many pulitzers Pablo wins or how many side deals they found. League partner being the mouthpiece for the NBA to protect Ballmer just makes sense.
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Is harden supposed to sign for like $15mil/yr or something then? Something’s fishy
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He’s ready to discuss Wes Anderson films and knows there to get the best matcha in town
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gabe Vincent makes sense to me tbh
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This dick had access to capital from all sorts of private prisons, surveillance, defense, and sovereign wealth funds, buys the lakers, and flips it for a profit to the other kushner and one of the largest Disney shareholders. There are so many COIs it’s comical. The lakers are a laundromat
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wait one more rant… You’re telling me Mark Walter bought the team with private equity heavily leveraged in defense, private prisons, sovereign wealth, and then less than a year later gets to sell to the other kushner? The lakers are a laundromat that also has basketball
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The lakers are drunk and Adam silver is over pouring. Also, Iger was rumored to have interest in Vegas expansion, so this could lower the price by killing some competition even if they’re spending 12 over here.
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So… the largest Disney shareholder effectively has major financial interest in both a major league partner in ESPN and the specific franchise that ESPN doesn’t stfu about. I wanna be mad about conflict of interest, but a Kushner is involved so that’s already implied.
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You’re totally right, but also this is the NBA making fetch happen, again.
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
100% Great backup big option who can pass and switch defend
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Like, kind of actually
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Put Sharp next to Wemby, I think we will see who really is taller
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wow had no idea Summer League added such cool experiences this year
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Legit the Kings roster would be better if they played anywhere else and we all know it
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Forced to sell, but can only recoup initial investment plus inflation agains, bevause you’re issued a fine equal to the rest of any profit evenly split across other franchises, plus being barred from future majority ownership.
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pablo might get a second Pulitzer before Ballmer gets one wrist slapped
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
New ja shoots 3s and lays it in, but we’re still here for it lmao
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They don’t call it shitposting for nothing
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
As much as it pains me to type this, could possibly do Deuce instead. Likely to lose him soon anyway cause you can’t afford his next contract, let Kolek take the minutes, get a solid big in return
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sending $1mil worth of cash considerations for Broome and a 2nd round doesn’t help beat the allegations of $20mil for Kawhi
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disfiguredmedia.bsky.social @disfiguredmedia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You and the Suns are the only teams really doing anything on Bluesky afaik, and this is way better than Miles Bridges posts. Imma bandwagon for a bit with no shame. #GoBirds I guess?
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