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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀

@disentingcat.bsky.social

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Blue cat in a red dog state. Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful…🌈

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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 1h

thisoneOverhere •
Surround yourself with people who exude positivity. People who say things like "you got this" and "I believe in you" and "ooh that IS a nice jar, you should get it before somebody else does"
cndupreyc
You lost me at "surround yourself with people"

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 1h

dailyletter.tv • 7h
DAILY LETTER
* FIRED: The 67-year-old man who was duct-taped to his seat after an alleged racist and homophobic outburst aboard an American Airlines flight has been identified as Layne Arthur Lundeen, a vice president at Long Realty in Tucson, Arizona. Lundeen has now been fired.
nancforme 7h
I mean, what a great Christmas Card photo for him.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 5h

Ken Jennings @KenJennings
My condolences to the theater designer who tragically passed while dictating this sign.
GRAND CIRCLE
Boxes A A-HH

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 14h

kabonaaccessories_ 1d
Please balance me here guys, WHY do you
VACCINATE your children and do you do your own research as a parent or you're just following the norm?
someopinionatedchick:
I did my own research. I randomly selected 10,000 children, collected serum samples, ran ELISAs for antigen-specific IgG titers, performed neutralization assays, calculated seroconversion rates, controlled for confounders using multivariable regression and conducted longitudinal surveillance for adverse events.
Then I remembered I'm not an immunologist, epidemiologist, virologist or biostatistician, so | took my kid to the pediatrician.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Minna @minnascule
they found a raccoon in the local church guzzling down communion wine, having already eaten all the jesus crackers and guess what? that raccoon is now 85% jesus by body weight and therefore is holier than anybody else in town

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

@saganism 107
"Who is more humble? The scientist who
looks at the universe with an open mind and accepts whatever it has to teach us, or somebody who says everything in this book must be considered the literal truth and never mind the fallibility of all the human beings involved?™
CARL SAGAN

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Christians for Michele Bachmann/Trump 2020 Let's go! Vote reds in the midsterms! #MAGA I know I still owe you that doge check and some tariff cash but if you can spot me a midterm vote I can double that and hit you an extra $5k on top (Trump dressed like a punk)

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me: takes spider web down with a broom
Me: hangs up fake spider web for Halloween
the spider

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Welcome to The Afterlife, input enlightenment code.”
"What?"
"Code not recognized. Code recovery?"
"Sure."
"Reincarnation initiating."

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

People: How much faith do you have in the human race?
Me:
I'm a CAT person

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

mercadomedia1 * 1d
As Marco Rubio entered the room for Trump's signing ceremony with Denmark and Greenland, the Danish delegation had
"Send in the Clowns" playing.
Well played.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm not saying I'm old, but back in the day, we pulled maps out of the glove box and traveled like pirates.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Do you ever worry about the kind of world we're leaving behind for our malevolent superintelligence?

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My son is taking part in a social experiment. He has to wear a MAGA hat and see how people react. So far he's been spit on, punched and had a bottle thrown at him! I'm curious to see what happens when he goes outside.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

(Anne Hathaway with tears in her eyes)
When you've been at work 9 hours and see dogs on Instagram with 2M followers who generate more income than you

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky have welcomed their first child together
peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty
her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother's name

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

fun prank:
make people study for 16 years then replace them with AI

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

(Scene from Seinfeld with an old guy)

"YOU SHARED THE SAME MEME 3 MONTHS AGO"
ME:
I'M AN OLD MAN, I'M CONFUSED!

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

(Mr Spock using the Vulcan mind meld on people)
Me in the produce section

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
I was applying for homeowners insurance today and they asked if I had any pets to which I said, "yes, two cats." And then they asked me
"have they been trained to attack or cause bodily harm?" and I wanted to know if anyone had been able to do this because l'll hire you

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

(Teacher) IF THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS, WELL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER.
(Calvin) I HAVE A QUESTION.
(Teacher) CERTAINLY, CALVIN.
WHAT IS IT?
(Calvin) WHATS THE POINT OF HUMAN EXISTENCE?
(Teacher) I MEANT ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SUBJECT AT HAND
(Calvin) FRANKLY, I'D LIKE TO HAVE THE ISSUE RESOLVED BEFORE I EXPEND ANY MORE ENERGY ON THIS.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Kyle Rittenhouse •@ThislsKyleR • 4h
...
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.
Matthew 5:9

Ryan Pinesworth ™M O @RyanPinesworth
Replying to @ThisisKyleR
You quoting scripture is like Dahmer quoting cookbooks.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

looknomore4me
I'm going to Lake America next week. I can't wait to see the reactions when I'm walking around calling it that o
...
karleymottcreates
I live on Lake Ontario- here on the American side. A local print shop was so busy today offering Lake Ontario shirts that it had a line out the door. If you come here and say Lake America, we will look at you with disdain like the uneducated cousin fucker that you are.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

tammyprice2769:
While it is very unfortunate, of her passing, Everybody is talking about Dolly Parton, the
"queen* of country music, but let's talk about Jesus Christ the Eternal King who suffered, died, and rose again so that we could have life and have it more abundantly!!!!!
He's the one who deserves our recognition and all glory!
adamdnewman:
He has literally zero good songs

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

(Linus, from Peanuts)
IF IT CAN BE DESTROYED BY THE TRUTH, IT DESERVES TO BE DESTROYED BY THE TRUTH.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

KW
Bro rejected the rejection:
Dear Hiring Team,
Thank you for your interest in rejecting my application.
I have reviewed your rejection email and was impressed by your decision-making process and commitment to moving forward with other candidates.
However, I have received many rejection emails this year.
Therefore, after careful consideration, I have decided not to accept your rejection at this time.
Once again, I appreciate your courage to reject me and wish you every success in rejecting other candidates.
I look forward to joining the team soon.
Best regards,
Keane

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Degen CPA
@DrewVento
BREAKING:
Trump announces that if the republicans retain control of both the house and the senate, he will send you ten CDs for just one penny.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

(Chevy Chase from Christmas Vacation looking at his annual bonus)
Live Look: At Trump's America First policy
(On the letter)
THE WHITE HOUSE
A donation of $5,000 has been made in your name to the State of Israel.
Donald J. Trump
President of the United States

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sullivan:
Lake Superior hasn't wrecked anyone like this since the Edmund Fitzgerald
Tom Fitton
@TomFitton:
Water is wet and abortion kis a human being.
Lake Superior @LakeSuperior:
This lake vehemently stands with women having the right to choose.
Lake Superior @LakeSuperior:
Thomas, not even your first talking point is correct. Water is not wet, what water touches is wet.
I'm confident I have a lot more experience in making things wet than you do.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

(Laughing Republicans)
AND THEN TRUMP SAID WE DON'T NEED TO REIN IN AI…
BECAUSE A SMART
PRESIDENT IS ALL WE NEED.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

serendipimoose
Realized my attitude towards Al is this quote from The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe: "But in general, take my advice, when you meet anything that is going to be Human and isn't yet, or used to be Human once and isn't now, or ought to be Human and isn't, you keep your eyes on it and feel for your hatchet." —C.S. Lewis

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

judithdarrah
@Therealedblake
Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

thisoneOverhere:
Tough time for anyone who studied government or history or ethics or social studies or art or medicine or law or political science or regular science
izzykmwylde 3m
Or humanities
thisoneOverhere:
Oh, the humanities

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Middle Age Riot @middleageriot
According to a recent poll, Donald Trump still has a high approval rating among morons, idiots, nincompoops, imbeciles, dingbats, birdbrains, dunderheads, numskulls, nitwits, simpletons, doofuses, twits, clods, oafs, schmucks, schnooks, stupid people, and Republicans.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

hannah:
Welcome to my room. This is my crucifix collection! Do you like it? I want many more but gotta start somewhere
fathernathan:
Most of these are just crosses. It's only called a crucifix if it has a corpus on it; otherwise, it's just sparkling execution sticks.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

50 Nerds of Grey ®
Matt Walsh
Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?
Derek
What happened is scientists discovered chlorofluorocarbons were bad for the ozone, countries believed them, the Montreal Protocol was signed, and CFC use fell by 99.7%, leading to the stabilization of the ozone layer, perhaps the greatest example of global cooperation in history.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Canada Now Has The
'Donald J. Trump Memorial'
Public Toilet

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

stefanieirisweiss:
If Democrats win the election, l'll give every American the best blOwjOb of their entire lives.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

(Lucy/Trump holding the football/$5000 for Charlie Brown/MAGA)

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

(Trump giving a speech)
"Socialism is the biggest threat we face, and to prove it I'm going to give everybody $5,000”

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The first time I watched Return of the Jedi, I wondered how we were supposed to believe that a gelatinous, slimy mound of evil who could barely move around and wholly depended on sycophants to cater to his every whim could have possibly amassed such a fortune that he would inspire fear and be running things.
I get it now.
(Jabba the Hut)

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Secretary Sean Duffy O%
@SecDuffy.
WELCOME TO PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
You can now see DJT printed on the boarding passes for the first time! And guess who made a surprise appearance?
@POTUS called me to speak to the hard-working crew on the ground
@Thesource2026
FYI: If you fly from Palm Beach, FL to Sioux City, IA your ticket will read:
DJT → SUX
If you fly from Fresno, CA to Fukuoka, Japan & then back to Palm Beach, FL your ticket reads:
FAT → FUK→ DJT
If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm Beach, FL your ticket will read:
FUK→ DJT
The best for last, Palm Beach, FL → Mount Isa, AU → Fresno, Pendopo, Indonesia, your ticket reads:
DJT ISA → FAT → PDO

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

@covie_93
First time Trump has slept beside Melania in years.
(Trump asleep in a chair)

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

John-Luke Roberts
@jukeroberts
PITCH: "Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire?" but the contestants are billionaires so it's more of a threat.
injuries-in-dust
Every question they get wrong they lose more money, from their current savings, to one million.
The questions are all things ordinary people should know.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

thisoneOverhere:
Sometimes when I don't think I have it in me to leave the house I imagine there's a rare bird in a tree somewhere who's been waiting their whole life just to catch a glimpse of me and every now and then that helps a little
thisistrustwork:
wait this is actually an extremely compelling reason to go outside. what if i am somebody's rare bird.
thisoneOverhere:
What if you're even the BIRD OF THE DAY

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

kdht777:
if Barack Obama ran for POTUS against Jesus Christ, the Dems would vote for Obama.
stevehofstetter:
Clearly this would be a primary.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

richthetruth
Autism:
1 in 10,000 (1990)
1 in 30 (2026)
Vaccines cause autism.
spacehabs
Near Earth Asteroids:
20 (1960)
40.000+ (2026)
Telescopes cause asteroids

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Maryam ®
@hell_lineO • 4h
The first time I watched Return of the Jedi, I wondered how we were supposed to believe that a gelatinous slimy mound of evil who could barely move around and wholly depended on sycophants to cater to his every whim could have possibly amassed such a fortune that he would inspire fear and be running things.
I get it now.

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

thisoneOverhere:
My cat got out and went hunting and came back and left a disabled flock camera on my doorstep
dropsofpatience:
No they didn't. They were with me. In Canada with my cat on a play date.
iamnottrip:
No they didn't. They were at our house playing poker with my cats the whole time.
lady_autumn_court:
No he wasnt. I'm not sure how, but he was here in my garden in Scotland.