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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
kick him out of the party
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can I say something?
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If I had Donald Trump’s social media first thing I would do is post a video of me taking the fattest bong rip and caption it "i hate my white fans" and then turn off my phone
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
War, Unforgettable Fire, and The Joshua Tree
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If Perot doesn’t siphon votes away from Bush then Clinton loses, 92 was a fluke election and Dems should stop looking towards it as a guide
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Stand By Me
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
this is Colorado erasure
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
more and more people are saying it
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
sco Ducks
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
this is a Seinfeld plot
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
she didn’t accuse him, it was adjudicated that he did sexually assault her
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Mr. Brightside and it’s not even close
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If we’re trading missiles then by definition we aren’t in a ceasefire
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Moore, Birmingham, AL, and Tanner, AL are the only cities/towns in the US to be hit twice by F5/EF5 tornadoes
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
someone please rob Hasan’s house and steal all his stuff
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
“and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel”
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
now do Too Many Cooks in Space
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Sussudio by Phil Collins - it’s genuinely the worst song I’ve ever heard
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
EVERYBODY MOVEMENT
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Everyone is 7 theory
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
One thing I never understood about this movie is why Mr. Hand spent so much time teaching about US-Cuba policy, he talked about it for months!
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Followed by “that dog has a puffy tail!! hehehehe here puff!”
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“So I said to him, ‘look buddy your car was upside down when we got here and as for your grandma? She shouldn’t have mouthed off like that!’”
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“Yep, I’m flying through the air, this is not good”
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“and so you have to blow that horn?” “it helps”
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I am once again begging everyone to read Wilmington’s Lie
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Leslie Knope
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Everybody is 12 theory remains undefeated, Jamelle is completely right here as he almost always is
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
“It pays to go with the union card every time” - Ziggy
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
one thing that stood out reading Into That Darkness by Gitta Sereny is that the men who ran the death camps were often Germans who lived outside Germany and thought that carrying out the killings would prove their German-ness
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
king shit
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Kirk Gibson’s a pariah baby boy
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
it took me over two hours to read my thesis out loud but man did I catch some mistakes that every person who read it (including me!) missed
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
U2 Metallica Rage Against the Machine Rush Nine Inch Nails
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
hold up, her name has been “Jordon” this whole time
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
then why did he say he wanted to execute members of Congress
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
“PG movie on the Roku” took me out
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
HE HAS A NAZI TATTOO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
“you’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel” every time I’m on the phone
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It’s Burger Time
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
“Abraham Lincoln once said ‘if you are a racist I will attack you with the North’ and those are the principles that I live by today”
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
yeah and that’s the problem dude good lord
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
DEVGRU has to be the most overrated asset in the entire military
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
David Bowie in Zoolander
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discoursemoron @discoursemoron.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
quick, someone call Bill Ackman!
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