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Hugfree Bogart

@disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social
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Armless Apprentice Not a Nazi Love who you love Pineapple is fine on pizza (Low tolerance for AI slop and inane Facebook memes)

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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 15h
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"We are also looking at chemtrails"
Ed Sheeran peers at you from both sides.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s loop pedal announces it’s leaving his US tour.
A plan view of a Boss Loop Station guitar pedal.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The dogwhistle:
A black and white photo of military and civilian men standing on a Chrysler air raid siren.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Definitely an assistive exoskeleton device.
assistive exoskeleton device.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
All my schadens are freuded
Milos Yiannopoulos stares dead-eyed into the void he helped create
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Penis shoots whales, and makes new flesh to poison the bears!
The floating head of Zardoz.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Local family has a meeting with the President. He forgets their fries.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Stephen Fry. as Lord Snot on The Young Ones
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bela Lugosi's bed.
A black and white photo of Bela Lugosi next to a bed.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Try me
Pope Leo wielding a black baseball bat
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It got em
An overhead photo of the capitol reflecting pool with the word COOTIES over it.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
That was bad one.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Three hobos and a clown.
A grid of four photos, three are men wearing hobo Halloween masks, the fourth is Joe Rogan’s face, a living hobo Halloween masks
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A free beer tomorrow sign.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A faint sliver of light reaches Matt
Albert from Twin Peaks saying “look, it’s trying to think”
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Looks like he's been seeing Phil's stylist.
Phil Spector Jail shot. Looking bald and ragged.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Science!
John Travolta holding E-meters
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My review of last night's performance
A hundred+ year old photo of a mustachioed, bare chested man standing ready to partake in a bare knuckle boxing match with his fists up but they have been replaced by hams.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Spy? No, I am not spy.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A SPECIAL REPORT: Microdosing in Vatican City
A post on Twitter from Pope Leo that reads:

When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Lil Marco on a good one.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What name should Hyundai have given their upcoming Jeep competitor? Wrong answers only. I’ll go first. The Hyundai Ballsack
A silver Jeep-like off-road oriented from Hyundai at an auto show. It’s it cartoonishly, stereotypically macho in its styling.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
They already make a fine final resting place for Trump.
Outdoor ashtray and Trump mausoleum.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Delightfully petty.
A picture of White House spokes-gimp Karoline Levitt holder a child next to a live turkey. There appears to be a chin-off contest between said spokes-gimp and the turkey.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
AND READY TO RUMBLE
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Quite a choice for this year’s Comic Con.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Where have I seen this before?
A close up photo of an ICE traitor killing time at an airport. His sparse hair on the back of his head is reminiscent of the clouds that cover planet Venus. The front of his head has a little poof of hair that forms an impotent little visor of thinning hair. The remainder of his hair has fled to his chin to form a bib-like duck dynasty beard. He has sunglasses on top of his head that appear to be the kind of cheap Oakley knock-offs they sell at the checkout aisle at Home Depot. The thin, wispy clouds cover the surface of the planet Venus
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Send in Seal Team McP
The McPoyles from It’s Always Sunny
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Trump yelling at kid mowing the White House lawn: are you an Iranian sleeper cell?
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
A little while later sign from SpongeBob
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
“I’m not a Republican or a Democrat. I’m an independent thinker” GFY, smart guy.
A mushroom cloud from a nuclear blast is framed by buildings a few hundred milliseconds before being obliterated from the face of the earth.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I’ll see you and raise you the “special quesadilla” from Arrys in Montebello (it’s a Mexican pastrami sandwich)
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Salad time.
A shitty salad.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
There are plenty of photos out there of Tim Sheehy and the capitol police breaking his arm. There are not enough of Brian McGinnis standing up to protest, before they started to wrestle him out of the room.
Brian McGinnis, dressed in his USMC uniform, stands up above a seated crowd to protest the US war against Iran during a Senate Armed Services Subcommittee hearing on Capitol Hill on March 4, 2026
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
[Name your fav movie that’s not in English] Only The Animals. I guarantee you won’t be able to guess where the story is going. I went in totally blind. Loved it!
A movie poster for the Movie Only The Animals
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Unsane or insane, who’s keeping track?
An album cover by the band Unsane, a band infamous for their gory photos on their album covers. It’s a close up photo of something splattered red with blood. Unsane is written at the top and “the DOW is over 50,000” is written at the bottom.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The person that designed my security camera app must be one of my neighbors on Nextdoor.
A page from a security camera app that shows the settings for motion sensitivity. The reaction reads: Device at medium sensitivity is moderately sensitive to changes, such as pets and DUBIOUS PEOPLE not far away.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Thats not a degausser. THIS is a degausser.
WWII battleship degaussing controls with an ammeter that tops out at 750 amps.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"Trump signs executive order for IndyCar race in Washington D.C. In a surprising development, the IndyCar Series appears to be going ahead with a street race later this year in Washington D.C."
a 1930's photo of Adolf Hitler and other Nazi officials inspecting one of the 'Silver Arrows' Grand Prix cars developed by Mercedes and Auto Union. With government subsidies, the race cars were used to showcase Nazi propaganda as they dominated the Grand Prix circuits in the 1930s.
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Boop.
Hitchbot, torn to pieces and left at the side of the road in Philadelphia
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Hugfree Bogart @disarmed2theteeth.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A tall ship sailing away into a setting sun. NOT UNLIKE EVERY FUCKING THING [sigh]
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