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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 10h

Drunk texted dl trade the other night and he replied saying I thought of him while I was drunk and horny like boy please I texted hella guys that night

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 12h

Printing stuff at staples is a saw trap bc why am I getting charged per minute and im racing against the clock to sign into shit and find what I need to print in under 3 min

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Was about to complain about Carrie episodes being an hour long each but remembered AHS is giving us bullshit 30 min long episodes and quickly shut myself up 🤐

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Forgot to track my workout on my apple watch and im already two machines in

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

These playing back to back at the gym rn

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Been dieting properly and my ass is getting smaller

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yea u crave it and ur not even a foodie!!

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

More oomfs should follow me on ig tho

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Finding out everyone hates Bass Persuades but I’m actually really enjoying it

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Praying on the downfall of the person driving in front of me on a single lane road doing 30 in a 30

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Didn’t like day and night on my first listen but that’s bc I was in a bad mood and listened without pure intentions but I get it now

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trader Joe’s parking lot is a hellmouth btw

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One of my favorite bottoms that I lost contact with for a couple years suddenly reappeared on my gr*ndr feed

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Babygirl in control I feel like Nicole

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Every single night I pray that my tits are sitting right

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

To the random guy I had the hottest makeout/nipple suck sesh in the dark room over the weekend: babe come home the kids miss you

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Dropping hints that purple is my favorite color 💜

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Beyoncé healings and reminders of who I am are now

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Need to smoke or something bc why are the voices suddenly winning

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Why is my heart will go on playing at the gym and why is it not the rise slut pop mix

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Xunami and Lala eliminated back to back oh I’m sick to my stomach #DragRace

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Was at a Salvadorian restaurant getting pupusas w my mom and sister and tell me why this old man tried pressing me over my tight shorts asking if I’m dressed like a boy or girl and when I said que te importa (why do u care) he got all mad and swiftly kicked out

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Need future seasons of latina royale to stay the FUCK away from Clover Bish and Inti #DragRace

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Oomf kinda treats me like a piece of meat but idc bc I be zooming when he sends me that come over dm

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Putting my hootie frutti on oomf’s tongue later 🥰

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The way I see it it’s Mariana Stars and Flor vs the world #DragRace

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly and Aaliyah died on my bday btw

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just had a drunken flashback to smooching on two friends bc I put on too much lip gloss and needed to transfer some of it

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Scared Cassandra Webb (Dakota Johnson)

ALT: Scared Cassandra Webb (Dakota Johnson)

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The concept of me finally getting into katseye bc oomfwb be playing pop stations that plays all their shit while we make love and them dropping like flies

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Zendaya Fake Laugh Hysterical Smile Stan Twitter

ALT: Zendaya Fake Laugh Hysterical Smile Stan Twitter

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Guys politely rejecting me on the yellow app is always so funny to me bc you’re openly admitting you’re not into hot latinos with fat asses

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

At the gym and there was a guy standing behind the machine I was using waiting for me to get off and I didn’t notice till I finished

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Being open about hookups w your fwbuationship is fun and all until that little splash of jealousy hits you so now I have to go fuck someone to balance the scales

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Dropped a heart on this guy I hook up with’s snap story of his bf’s bday and I got a come over message the next day (they’re open)

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Carlos🥀 @dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Returned some shorts I thought were cute that I ordered from the clock app and requested the return earlier this week and when I went to go return it today I couldn’t find the barcode but turns out they returned the money anyways without me shipping it back

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