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Dirty Boy

@dirtyboy69.bsky.social
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Fights a never ending war against his arch enemy Brain, who never wants to give what is actually needed. Writes Erotica and comments the first thing that comes into his mind. Links, free samples and stuff: linktr.ee/dirtyboy

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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 3h
Ask Google, nope I don't want the Google AI to answer my question. I want Google to link me to pages on the Internet that might eventually give me knowledge that enables me to answer my questions.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 4h
One last dive into a swimming pool before it freezes over? Amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0BSTKYRYN Books2Read books2read.com/b/meXwWZ #booksky #smut #erotica #milf #gilf #granny #neighbor #agegap #olderwomen #youngerman
Cover artwork of my book "My New Swimming Pool"
Two older grey haired woman, and something swimming pool like in the background. Enjoy your read!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surprise. Some old heroes are publishing something new. Featuring a few meanwhile now dead band members. Let's see if it is any good. #disfear #tompa
Coverartwork of the upcoming Disfear album "The Last Nail"
Looks like a glas plane with a bullet hole on a mostly black background. Sort off. With some red typesetting, the classic Disfear logo on to.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always start everything with a big bang. Or just don't. Gradually introduce the characters, the setting, built an atmosphere and pull the reader or viewer in that way.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
War Of The World the movie with Tom Cruise: Please let those stupid annoying people die now. Please.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thinking about building myself a makeshift flamethrower to get that annoying fly.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mostly daily promotion post number I have fucking lost count. And the book about is about witches. Sort off. Enjoy your read! Amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR9BFYV3 Books2Read books2read.com/b/bWOy8D #booksky #witches #sissy #xdresser #crossdresser #smut #erotica
Cover artwork of my book "First Boy At The Witches Academy?"
Two witches in the forgeround, a castle in an alpine setting with a demon lurking above it in the background.
Enjoy your read!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who to hell on Earth pays 35 Euros for a fucking 4k Blu-Ray? Fuck off.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Problem solving in our current day and age: You don't change anything at all, you do nothing at all. You just give things a fancy new and hopefully not offensive name. Problem solved, everything is good now.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you plan to do a vacation on your own, but then you run into someone, and end up in bed with them shortly after. Enjoy your read! Amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0D2JJQDGB Books2Read books2read.com/b/m0Np9A #booksky #erotica #femdom #bdsm #olderwoman #gilf #milf #granny #agegap
Cover artwork of my book "A Vacation On My Own?"
An older woman wearing big sunglasses in the front, some Southern European looking costal town in the background. Enjoy your read!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buy an E-book, return the same E-book the day after. I bet the Amazon alghorithm totally punishes something like that. Happens far too often for my taste, so please can you stop doing that? Thanks.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always vibrate your concrete. Always!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who needs a fragile thing called masculinity. Enjoy your read! Amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHZG6Q4T Books2Read books2read.com/b/mZGw2p #booksky #feminization #sissy #xdresser #crossdresser
Cover artwork of my book from "Beta Male To Woman - A Sissy Feminization Story"
Female underwear laying on a bathroom floor. Enjoy your read!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always press CTRL+S. Always. The more you do so, the better. #wip #amwriting #avice
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good one.
DVD cover of the Movie Swimming Pool. Two woman, one standing in profile, the other one laying next to a swimming pool.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Neighbors, mostly everyone has them. Some can't stand the people living next to door to them, other end up in bed with them. Enjoy your read! Amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0FDLDZJ89 Books2Read books2read.com/b/3JYavK #booksy #erotica #smut #milf #gilf #granny #olderwoman
Cover artwork of my book "The Older Woman From Next Door"
And older gray haired woman in the foreground, some trees in the background. Enjoy your read!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So far "This Inevitable Ruin" is my favorite. It doesn't mean that all of the othe books are bad, just that one sticks with me the most. #booksky
Cover artwork of the book "This Inevitable Ruin" written by Matt Dinniman.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Current used PS5 prizes say that it will be a long time until I will play GTAVI.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A small town story. A kinky female dominated one. Enjoy your read! Amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0CLKDTGMP Books2Read books2read.com/b/3JGK1Q #booksky #femdom #bdsm #olderwoman #milf
Cover artwork of my book "My Wife, The Sheriff"
A female sheriff in the front, an old brickstone small town building in the background. And some typesetting. 
Enjoy your read!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monster The Lizzie Borden Story on Netflix: Pretty enjoyable, but It could do without the 1980s filler story and have the writers even once in their life lifted an ax to split some firewood?
Promotion Poster for the Netflix show Monster - The Lizzie Borden Story.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When will I learn that arguing with people online is a waste of time. Because everything is a religion nowadays.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
By the looks of it the current converse ad is a very successful one: The whole world seems to talk about it. And nope, a thing like bad publicity actually doesn't exist.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe it is time to get myself a better soundcard.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Join the military, end up in bed with your very dominant drill sergeant. Enjoy your read! Amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0CMKGL99H Books2Read books2read.com/b/bOj1vE #booksky #romansky #erotica #bdsm #femdom #milf
Cover artwork of my book "My Wife, The Drill Sergeant"
A woman in uniform, most likely a drill sergeant, in the foreground and some airplanes in the background. Enjoy your read!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching Dr. House, and while doing so, brain asks the following: How rich and privileged do you have to be to end up in a hospital like that in the USA? And yes, not that deep into the show, but all the patients so far look rich and wealthy.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Winter, farm in the middle of nowhere, heavy snow storm, random stranger. Might work.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An assassin falling for her victim, or vice versa? Enjoy your read! Amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0GXC64QVF Books2Read books2read.com/b/3y8LZL #boooksky #erotica #smut #bdsm #femdom #olderwoman
Cover artwork of my book "An Assisination Attempt Gone Wrong?"
A blood stained sturdy looking wooden chair in the limelight. Enjoy your read!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How people on here are upset that some musician played a private gig at some rich fucks wedding: I won't break the bad news to you, but I fear that happens a lot. Just normally it doesn't go public.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope the trend of made up "my life is so miserable" Youtube videos will go extinct soon. And yes, read more smut.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Okay brain, you got your Dungeon Crawler Carl kick, it is eight days until Graveyard Keeper 2 releases, so how about doing that writing thing? #wip #amwriting #booksky
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A classic of mine: Helping out your former slightly dominant teacher choping firewood. Enjoy your read! Amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0BT73DDCQ Books2Read books2read.com/b/4EE5go #booksky #smut #erotica #olderwoman #agegap #milf #gilf #granny
Cover artwork of my book "My Former Teacher"
An older woman doing some yoga thing in front of some firewood. Enjoy your read!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Updating your Netflix app: Fuck, how much shittier will the UI be after it is done.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hack the main frame.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching a movie, making a getting a glass of water break in the middle of it, then never ever returning to finish watching the movie. Watching a 5/10.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Still wondering myself why the Youtube algorithm thinks that I care about hoof care on cattle.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Okay, one day I'll try again to read Dune. No, wait, promotion post time: Small town story. A mysterious stranger, female, romance, smut and love? Amazon only, enrolled in Kindle Unlimited: www.amazon.com/dp/B0HFNM6SQX #booksky #romansky #milf #granny #gilf #agegap #erotica #romance
Cover artwork of my book "Night Shift In A Small Town"

An older gray haired woman in the front, a gas station in the back. Enjoy your read!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cooking, mostly done. Sacrificing blood to some ancient god to please them. Definitely done.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Bridge On The River Kwai: When the ordinary soldiers celebrate their commander because he made it so that officiers don't have to work, I know ficitional, but what to hell on Earth is wrong with those soldiers? Officers don't do physcial labor, fuck that, frag those elitist assholes.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nope, I don't care about the new Iphone. I already have a phone that works and I also don't feel the need to show the world how awesome I am by buying things I don't need.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No promotion post today. Maybe tomorrow. #booksky
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When a franchise celebrates 60 years, but actually has died roughly two decades ago by turning into a soulless empty corporate shit show. And if you feel to explain me that this isn't the case, just don't. #startrek
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When people nowadays are building their next to perfect 1990s man cave, and you have been alive in the 1990s and just think bullshit. And yes, procrastination time.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When people are saying that they have built a house, but actually they just have paid others to it for them. So they haven't built a house at all.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Okay, I that 1/2 of two number shown here if your chain a few posts behind it is very nice. But it is also no reason to turn one post into two. Just to make people click that fucking thing.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Okay, brain, focus, you can do it. You can spit out words that form sentences that eventually tell a story in the end. I believe in you. #wip #amwriting
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bored? Maybe a little bit horny? Maybe it is time to read some smut? Maybe some kinky age gap thing, older women, younger men? If that does something for you, more on my profile. And yes, shameless self promotion. #booksky #smut #erotica #ebook #milf #gilf #granny
Cover artwork of my book "My New Mature Doctor"
An older gray haired woman, most likely a medical doctor in the foreground and some x-ray image in the background. Enjoy your read.Cover artwork of my book "The City Boy And The Country Woman"
An older gray haired woman wearing a straw head and some countryside clothes in the foreground, and old barn surrounded by trees in the background. Enjoy your read.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When non saying ass kissers call themselves journalists.
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When one is buying your books to return them one after the other a few days later. Is there a new loophole on Amazon that allows people to read books and then returning them? #booksky #question #amwriting
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When starting my new job I was a little bit lost. But luckily she showed me how to get things done. At work and in the bedroom. Enjoy your read! Amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSJYR344 Books2Read books2read.com/b/b5avK6 #booksky #erotica #smut #gilf #milf #bdsm #femdom #granny
Cover artwork of my book "A Dominant Mature Secretary"
An older strict looking grey haired woman wearing some conservative business outfit in the front, some office setting in the background. Enjoy your read!
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Dirty Boy @dirtyboy69.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As soon as something gets popular and succesful it is called a cultural what so ever nowadays. Fuck that shit.
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