joel @dirty.vodka · 10/03/2026Would've been cool if in the 70's people were like "hmm maybe we shouldn't be entirely dependent on oil" instead of "hmm maybe we need our military to make sure we keep getting oil" 011
joel @dirty.vodka · 24/01/2026Proposal: you will not receive any law enforcement money from the federal government if any police department in your state employs someone who clocked hours coded ZYR3 1135
joel @dirty.vodka · 09/05/2025My best guess is that JG isn’t allowed to do any Kickstarters again until a “good faith effort” to pay back the first. This arrangement is probably setup to let them run future campaigns 180
joel @dirty.vodka · 14/01/2025The TikTok ban targeted ByteDance more than TikTok specifically so I think the same ban applies to it. Not sure if the current SCOTUS action is limited to TikTok though 020
joel @dirty.vodka · 30/10/2024I don’t love paywalls, but of all the articles you could put behind one during election week, choosing this one seems like a bad idea 040
joel @dirty.vodka · 20/10/2024I haven't posted in a while but I found this important image on Wikimedia Commons and needed to share 0155
joel @dirty.vodka · 06/07/2023This is a stupid detail but he has a Baofeng radio which would never be used for any official purpose lol 020
joel @dirty.vodka · 01/07/2023Interesting that Lorie scrubbed the work she did for a Jewish organization from her portfolio. Almost like she knew it would be questionable to have done work for folks that reject a core tenant of her “faith” while claiming the gays are a step too far 040
joel @dirty.vodka · 30/06/2023A particularly offensive part of the SCOTUS decision is that we’re calling this design artistic 460
joel @dirty.vodka · 26/06/2023Would love to meet the deranged individual that comes up with pull tab themes 010
joel @dirty.vodka · 17/06/2023This wasn’t in the DOJ report but I feel the need to add that when I was little the Minneapolis Police Department KICKED A BABY IN THE HEAD 020
joel @dirty.vodka · 15/06/2023Instead of “Disable your ad-blocker to continue” overlays it would be way funnier if sites weirdly degraded the experience. Like every related article link on the page is to some off-putting story 120
joel @dirty.vodka · 10/06/2023Sometimes I like to respond to the “oops wrong number” romance scammers with something just slightly deranged to where they’ll still reply 020
joel @dirty.vodka · 03/06/2023Oh my god Chris Licht’s hatred of boxes is probably why CNN changed the chyron from square flat graphics to the rounded tab look 040
joel @dirty.vodka · 03/06/2023My personal favorite is using the audio alerts in the Transit app so I can zone out on the bus while still being able to hear if someone has a question or something 110
joel @dirty.vodka · 03/06/2023Use them with the VoiceMap app to get a personal tour guide while still getting all the local sounds around you 120
joel @dirty.vodka · 03/06/2023You can use them with the Zombies, Run! app to make it even more immersive 120
joel @dirty.vodka · 03/06/2023Bone conduction headphones are under-appreciated as an augmented reality device 191
joel @dirty.vodka · 14/05/2023Roald Dahl wrote a short story in 1954 called The Great Automatic Grammatizator that is now eerily relevant 030
joel @dirty.vodka · 09/05/2023Bluesky has its first user charged with federal crimes! Congrats @georgesantos.bsky.social 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 020
joel @dirty.vodka · 09/05/2023Washington state gambling regulations allow chicken shit bingo but they use the phrase “plops” 😐 120
joel @dirty.vodka · 02/05/2023If the FMV of an invite is $150, can I invite a bunch of non-profits and claim an in-kind donation on my taxes 🤔 030
joel @dirty.vodka · 02/05/2023I always thought the peak of cocaine via UPS delivery was a Tor dark markets thing but apparently it’s been part of their DNA from the beginning 010
joel @dirty.vodka · 28/04/2023Journalist responds without doing even a cursory Google search before attempting to die on a weird hill 100
