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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
matched the level of hostility they gave me and got blocked 😔 #Okay
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sirocco is a fascinating gay coded straight man
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I havent forgotten anything btw.. ive been in moving hell for the past month. im coming for fortune's weave and sylvain
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i hate twitter dude i answered their question and they called me illiterate LIKE WOAH???
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hes not used to not being childhood friends with the ruler of his nation and being able to say whatever
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This shit about to be game of the year bruh
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
sylvain reflecting on what he did when the war broke out
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Sarah 🍅 @paintingtomato.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
more old Omega Sylvain Week prompts, this one's "hunger" | sylvix
Sylvain from Fire Emblem's on his back, ass in the air, while Felix is firmly holding his thighs in place, bending him almost in half. He's furiously eating Sylvain's pussy out, teeth sunk into the meat of his thigh. There's bitemarks everywhere. Sylvain's flushed all the way down his hairy chest as he's covering his face with one hand, overwhelmed. He's so, so wet.
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wip Wthursday trying to get cute with it by doing 3 hopes sylvain. Mystery boot will be revealed in time
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Sarah 🍅 @paintingtomato.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Omega Sylvain Weekend is almost upon us, time to share some of my past entries 🫡 Setvain | #OmegaSylvain26
Sylvain is bracing for a spanking from Seteth, palms flat on the table. Seteth's got one hand planted on the small his back, keeping Sylvain in position. There's a long ruler in his other hand. Sylvain's trying to look at Seteth over his shoulder, flushed and eyes welling up with tears.More sketches: The spanking has triggered Sylvain's heat. There's a wet patch forming between his legs. Seteth says "Tch, of course. Such insolence." as he palms Sylvain's crotch gingerly. The heady embarrassment has Sylvain hiding his face in the crook of his arm, stuttering out a quiet curse.
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Sarah 🍅 @paintingtomato.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Swearing fealty | Claudevain Something from Omega Sylvain Week, the prompt being "ownership" :3c
Sylvain is in profile, looking up at Claude as he kisses the signet ring on his hand in fealty.Claude's gone on to push three of his fingers into Sylvain's mouth: Sylvain's not resisting, in fact he is perfectly calm, head leaning back a little to give Claude better access. You can barely see the ring disappearing behind his lips, saliva dripping down his chin.
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💃 #FE3H
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
omega sylvain and vgc worlds this weekend
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think my favorite 3h analysis i ever saw was some picture that was like WHY does ingrid a TEENAGE girl have to monitor the behavior of sylvain an ADULT man. when theyre 17 and 19 😭
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feishiou @feishiou8.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
bunny girls(commissioned) #dimilix #ディミフェリ
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
me and the bestie
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When sylvain said he has a sibling rivalry with felix and dimitri in 3 hopes you can distantly hear the sound of felix punching holes in the wall
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How the hell has it only been 4 months of sylvain it feels like hes been with me forever
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
we are so back Maybe i can finish this thing before fw drops
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
modern au sylvain would have a midlife crisis and get work done on his face. maybe not even like midlife. Like 30
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
youtu.be/eGUrJvMKPCg?... Heh Nobody in faerghus knows how to pump gas 😏
youtu.be
Chevron With Techron TV Spot "Always Part of the Plan" (2021)
YouTube video by Gregory Amicar 57 Productions
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I get blocked by sylvain haters and likers alike never let them know your next move
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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
thinking about the usual #sylvainthirst
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Sarah 🍅 @paintingtomato.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
secrets | claudevain
Sylvain has his back turned towards the camera, hunched down to lean into Claude's kiss. His hand is hovering in the air, halfway to cupping Claude's face, maybe caught off guard. Claude's face is half obscured, only his eye visible, kept open as he kisses Sylvain. One of his hands is resting on Sylvain's shoulder, as the other is reaching around and sneaking an envelope out of Sylvain's belt. The coloring is a blotchy red, mimicking blood.
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
finally Everything is how it should be
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ZED @zedsabre.smallbird.social · 22/07/2026
all of the swoon, all of the ick 💖
portrait of sylvain jose gautier from fire emblem three houses. he is regarding you with a dead eyed smile, his hands are crossed over his face
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
sylvain gets dumped
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i need to lock back in on that sylvain comic i've spent the past week learning how to play overwatch on the switch 2 as the world's middest juno main
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
still not happy with the values but whatever i need to keep lining the rest first
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My unit losing his fucking mind
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ZED @zedsabre.smallbird.social · 12/07/2026
@brainwormexpert.bsky.social @qiliin.bsky.social trying to go for something a little different. not entirely sure if i succeeded but it was an interesting experiment
the cross section of the bottom of the well, repeated four times like comic panels. in the first, there are two figures shadowed from above. second, the larger shadow has pushed in a child. third, the child yells and tries to climb, but cannot. the shadow is gone. fourth, the child is alone and shivers in resignation. also the child is sylvain jose gautier from fire emblem three houses.
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ZED @zedsabre.smallbird.social · 07/07/2026
yeah okay
a young edelgard von hresvelg from fire emblem three houses, being lead out of the dungeons by the hand. her eyes are drawn towards the dead bodies of her siblings which lay in the darkness to her side, and she smoulders with rage for them. in her hand she is clutching the dagger. the hand pulling her along is agarthan. content warning: illustrated vague shapes of dead bodies in chains, needle tracks and rat bites and signs of experimentation. possibly disturbing
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LEO @hellspawnmotel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
we need to start drawing skinny dudes in suits with this silhouette again
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
with the existence of fe heroes opening up the possibility of any combo of characters interacting im surprised there isnt more insane crossover ships. i think joshua and sylvain could have crazy hookup (one-sided) hatesex
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foppish michael @dryltt3.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's real: omega sylvain weekend will take place august 29-30. simply create a work and stick it in the hashtag for other omega sylvain likers to enjoy. there will also be an ao3 collection to add your works to! we hope to see you there for another classic sylvain shakedown!
a graphic in tan and red and pink (laid atop red on pink on pink by mark rothko) announcing omega sylvain weekend, august 29 and 30. 

prompts for saturday are secret, protection, and deprivation 

prompts for sunday are fever, rituals, and union 

share your work with #OmegaSylvain26
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
chill bro shes not going anywhere
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
ive never understood the ppl who think claude and byleth have the least chemistry/just feel like "bros" like honestly i always thought they had the most chemistry 😭 and his s support art clears easily
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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
taming the fox #fe3h #claudevain
a two panel comic of sylvain and claude from fe3h. claude is sitting on top of sylvain with his hand on sylvain's chest. sylvain is flustered by the act.
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foppish michael @dryltt3.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i know sylvain has had some dark times scored to lit's my own worst enemy
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Craig Dawson @dossa.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Crab: Yoooo! Mezzanine Beetle! What’s up my brotha!
Beetle: This fucking guy. Here we go. 
Beetle: (sigh) Hey Prodigy Crab

credit: jakearmy_ on instagram
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i like how he just gives up on explaining his whole deal bc it will make him sound completely insane
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char 🌷 @charlikesalmon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
scuffle attack for @pkii.bsky.social 🩷💛 #feartscuffle
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💎 @afuneralofflowers.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
every other crest bearer: my crest is a curse upon me dimitri for some reason: i’m so embarrassed that i keep breaking things *grabs the staircase and breaks the banisters* KYAAAAA~ *falls down the stairs and lands in such a way that you can see his ass jiggle* oh i am so clumsy i am so sorry😱
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the match ended in a tie, but he was impressed by joshua's swagger. from that day forward, gerik never left joshua's side.
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
3 hopes doesnt hate sylvain's dad enough.
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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
haar commission for @nimbusordeal.bsky.social ! #fireemblem
Haar leaning back against his axe, holding a cigarette with a tired somber expression.
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Maybe it's bc i played with dub voices first but i think i prefer sylvain's eng voice (furukawa's performance is great nothing wrong with it) but joe brogie really brings a perfect shitty white boy male manipulator cadence that elevates the character for me
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
youtu.be/eGUrJvMKPCg?... Heh Nobody in faerghus knows how to pump gas 😏
youtu.be
Chevron With Techron TV Spot "Always Part of the Plan" (2021)
YouTube video by Gregory Amicar 57 Productions
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
wha readers who are fans of longrunning monthly seinen where the male leads have a comical amount of romantic tension should check out oofuri. when abemiha becomes canon in 2080 we can all celebrate in the nursing home together
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my slub @dirtpuncher3.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
people who genuinely think atlus is going to add a yosuke romance option to the persona 4 remake are losing at chess to not even a dog. Losing at chess to a goldfish
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