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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 30/07/2026

my phone thinks it invented voice mail

your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 23/07/2026

my 86 year old father told me he's going to see the Odyssey tonight "in 4DX" and while sadly i think he's just confused i also feel like I should warn him

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 21/07/2026

one good thing about not having real IMAX is the tickets aren't completely sold out, have fun!

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 21/07/2026

my favorite Odyssey commentary is from people who are coming to the works of Homer for the first time

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 21/07/2026

regretfully must admit Odyssey was pretty fucking good

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 13/07/2026

honestly do not ask me, I liked Joaquin Phoenix as Joker

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 13/07/2026

I need to give Tenet another shot (I fell asleep lol) but Interstellar drove me insane. I did like Oppenheimer but it's hardly the model of a Nolan film (other than being insanely, needlessly long)

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 13/07/2026

fr tho I'm not a Nolan cultist and I can't tell whether the level of excitement is appropriate or overblown. I'm personally more interested in the upcoming Camp Miasma release.

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 13/07/2026

I like to assume everyone posting excitedly about the release of The Odyssey this week are just big fans of classic literature.

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 07/07/2026

also important that the people i hate look stupid

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 18/06/2026

I'm dying they all got the same talking points

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

well, ACKSHUALLY, there’s really not any preset algorithm here on bsky dot app, so all our brain damage on here is knowingly self-inflicted, on this here serious app for those passionate about saving democracy

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 29/04/2026

nah it's ok there's still enough money for college but very annoying to bust my ass cleaning up and selling his house just to pay the IRS. but thank you 🙏

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 29/04/2026

the lesson here kids is: never make your living trust the beneficiary of your life insurance or it's exposed to creditors 🙃

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 29/04/2026

can't in Ohio, don't have standing 🤪

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 29/04/2026

thanks Joe! turns out ghosts are real and they have terrible financial skills

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 29/04/2026

love to hire one lawyer to tell you your dead husband's lawyer committed malpractice. it's going to cost me (my kids) a fortune but at least i get to fire him

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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

An already unacceptably right-leaning press corps is gearing up to go further right because a bad thing almost happened near them; they were in that position to begin with because they decided access to fascism is more important that accurately describing it

Clara Jeffery:
People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who've been traumatized, and you will regret those posts. Or should.

Also this does not help your political cause, whatever that might be.

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 05/04/2026

incredible the things i know nothing about

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 05/04/2026

why have you been cursed with this

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 05/04/2026

his brother took the drug safe off site to, uh, secure it. I'm checking with him, he might be in for a surprise

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 05/04/2026

dead ex husband update: finally found the gun safe. unfortunately it had drugs in it. guns still unaccounted for

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 05/04/2026

love to learn that my recently deceased ex husband's employer cut off the kids health insurance (without telling me) as we're checking in at urgent care 🤪 stupid ass country

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 30/03/2026

it's a lot of work! turns out losing your ex is just as bad as losing your spouse if you have kids!

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 30/03/2026

haha i can't DM, bluesky decided to take Ohio's age verification law seriously 🤡

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 30/03/2026

lol i wrote that to my stubborn teen two years ago to coerce her to go with me to the bank to get a real bank account, but i underestimated her resistance. now she wants the money so i told her the conditions still apply

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 30/03/2026

found $770 in cash, checks and gift cards in unopened Christmas & birthday cards so far cleaning out the ex's house lmao (one check was from me so that's less exciting)

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

damn that's a lot of digging. it's shocking to see a person spend their way into a deep hole all for a bunch of useless shit nobody needs

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

the least i can do is post through it!

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

haha yeah thank you and sorry if this is how you found out

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

haha so real! so many teens just want to be invisible, but my kid loves the extra attention

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

oh no :( I'm very worried about my other daughter who is going that route. at a small school if you're fucking up, people notice. But she's exactly the kind of kid who will fall through the cracks at a big state school

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

just somebody who specializes in estate sales for borderline hoarders 😵‍💫 it'll be ok, thankfully my employer is amazing and cool

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

my undergrad was like that but they let in a few offspring of the rich and famous every year to pay "full tuition" which is otherwise a fake concept i think i had less than 10K in loans

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

yep! and my youngest who is disabled might be eligible indefinitely (and i as her caregiver) i finally reached social security this week and my appointment to apply is in mid May lmao government efficiency baby

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

yeah man, i still can't believe it, he was only 54!

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

guess we will just have to keep this secret between us but you couldn't pay me to go to Ohio State fucking University, might as well send your kid to the robotic degree factory

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

i think this is a common misconception & a lot of people send their kids to big impersonal corporate state schools for this reason and it's very sad You have to talk to a fucking chatbot at one of the colleges my other daughter is considering. At the privates, you talk to actual humans who care.

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

my ex was absolutely like "we can't afford a small, liberal arts private college with $75K tuition, public schools are more affordable" too bad i can't tell him told you so but i fucking told him so (private schools are a lot more generous about meeting need than publics)

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

i already got one financial aid offer down from $31K out of pocket to $13K (before loans) just by taking my ex off the FAFSA 💅

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 27/03/2026

i kinda love that fact, i was made to be the mom of teenagers tbh

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your friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 26/03/2026

it's me lol, he has a trust attorney he recently hired, so I'm hoping the the life insurance and retirement accounts bypass probate but a lot of things won't because he was a hot mess

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