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Peter

@dirrtypete.bsky.social
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Canadian guy from Vancouver. 🏳️‍🌈/🇨🇦 Here to look and lurk, though I’ll occasionally post. Instagram @dirrtypete

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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drama Queen 🏆
A selfie of a middle aged man holding a replica Academy Award trophy statue in a convenience store. He wears a goofy expression on his face, with a wide crooked grin.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spooky Szn. 💀
A selfie of a middle-aged man holding a cute stuffed skeleton plush in a bookstore. The man has a goofy shocked expression on his face as he faces the camera eyes as big as saucers. 
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
She (barely) tolerates me. 😼
A selfie of a middle aged man laying on the floor behind a black cat. The black cat is in the foreground and the man rests his cheek gently on her back. The black cat has a bored expression on her face.
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E @riotpoof.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Back where it all began. What a journey, eh? #madonna #sleeveface
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sunny days are here again. ☀️
A selfie of a middle aged man wearing aviator style sunglasses. He has a slight smirk on his face.
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Mr. Lars, "Larsa" Jansson @masterlarsreign.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Let us post the Colour version as well, shall we? Happy Pride everyone!
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses. 🤓 I love a good picture prompt.
A selfie of a middle aged man wearing his prescription eyeglasses. There is a smirk on his slightly scruffy face. He holds a wine glass in his left hand in a toast position.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🌈 Pride Month Begins. 🏳️‍🌈
An AI generated image of a middle aged man with his head tilted back. Rainbow coloured paint isn being poured over his head and it drips down his face and shoulders.
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Jerry @coachjerry.dad · 01/06/2026
It’s pride month, but some of you are not ready to have THIS conversation
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The heat must be getting to me.
A selfie of a middle-aged man, sweaty after a run. He is wearing a red hoodie and a pursed lips expression on his tired face.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Όμορφο νησί
A selfie of a middle-aged man wearing sunglasses, standing on a beach. The water behind him is clear and a beautiful light blue.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I ate well this winter. 🐻
A mirror selfie of a middle aged man standing with his right hand on his stomach. His facial expression indicates that he didn’t realize how much weight he had put on over the winter.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Thinking of all the cookies I’m gonna eat. 🍪
A selfie of a middle aged man, sweaty after a run, wearing a red hooded sweater. His head is slightly raised, and his tongue is visible between his lips. He tips his hat with his left hand.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I wore green today, but you can still pinch me. 💚🍀
A mirror selfie of a middle aged man standing on one leg. His raised leg is at a 45° angle to show that he is wearing green boots as a nod to St. Patrick’s Day. He wears an amused expression on his face.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It’s performative activism day… I mean p!nk shirt day. We solved bullying! 👏
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man wearing a pink T-shirt in emblazoned with the word LOVE. He has purposefully not flipped the image so that LOVE is legible. He has left LOVE backwards. He wants the viewer to understand that he doesn’t think wearing a pink T-shirt on anti-bullying day will solve anything.
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Brian Ryker @brianryker.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
STEADY-SPLASH-TORRENT…218 @dirrtypete.bsky.social
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Am I doing twizzles right? ⛸️
A mirror selfie of a man standing on one foot pretending to do a figure skating twizzle move. His other foot is bent at the knee at a 45° angle. He stares at the mirror with one hand, holding his cell phone and the other covering his eye making the ‘V’ peace sign.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I guess we’re feeding the facial recognition software some more, so I’ll play along. Me in High School (Grade 12 photo, 2000) and Now.
A professional photograph of a teenage boy. He was 17 years old and entering his 12th grade year. A selfie of a middle-aged man. He has a slight smirk on his scruffy face.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Putting 2025 in the rear view. 😏
A selfie of a middle aged man with a creepy Christmas doll in the background. The man wears a slightly perplexed expression on his face.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
On this Monochrome Monday, I’m still trying to outrun all the Christmas eating I’m gonna do.
A black and white photo of a middle-aged man wearing a hooded sweatshirt, facing the camera. He tipped his hat back with his left hand, and wears a defiant expression on his face because he has just finished his run.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Tweet(y)🐥
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man wearing a black tank top featuring the Loony Tunes character Tweety bird. The man holds his mobile phone in his left hand, and points to his chest with his right hand. There is a smirk on his face.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cat daddy. 😻
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man wearing a gray sweater with various cats printed on it. The man is smirking in amusement because he likes the sweater.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
😚 Monochrome Monday.
A black-and-white photograph of a middle-aged man appearing to blow a kiss to the viewer. His lips are pursed, and his hand is pointing to the camera, directing the kiss to the viewer.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Flashing some skin.
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man squatting to accentuate the hole in the thigh of his jeans. He points at the hole with exposed thigh flesh showing. He wears a perplexed expression on his face.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Another Era.
A group of four 20-somethings who appear to be having fun on a night out. The group is smiling and wearing flowered lei necklaces.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Throwing gang signs. ✌️
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man squatting. In one hand, he holds his mobile phone. His other hand is raised doing the “V”peace symbol.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
When someone calls me “bro,” my brain short-circuits and I have to recalibrate. I have to fight the urge to respond, “hey, gurl!”
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I feel like I’m entering my Dad era. 🍌 🦍
A selfie of a middle-aged man wearing a long sleeved black sweater and black shorts. He is wearing bright blue socks with gorillas and  bananas on them and Birkenstock sandals. He holds his mobile phone in one hand and makes a ‘v’ peace sign with the other hand.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Is it weird I have to ask Siri how old I am, because I never remember? 🤔🕰️
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Everyone else is doing it, so here’s 21 year old me.
A photograph of a 21 year old me attending a friends wedding. I am doe eyed and smooth faced, wearing my blue dress shirt.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Another feline Friday. 😸
A selfie of a middle-aged man looming behind a black cat. The man looks at the camera, and the cat looks away, as though she is plotting her escape.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I’ve learned my lesson well. Happy Birthday Madonna.
A picture of a middle aged man, laying on the floor on his stomach. He faces away from the camera with a riding crop in his hand. Books are scattered in front of him
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
My motto is, “What Would Sha’carri Do?” On the track of course, and not at the airport. 🏃👊
A selfie of a sweat soaked middle aged man. The hood of his sweater is pulled up and he looks skyward defiantly.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Happy Pride weekend, Vancouver. 🏳️‍🌈
The marquee of a gentlemen’s club, The Penthouse, with the lettering Bottoms up, Bottoms Down, presumably to commemorate pride weekend in Vancouver.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Butch. 😝
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man standing in an exaggerated effeminate way.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Feline Friday. 😸
A selfie of a middle aged man posing with a black cat. The cat looks off in the distance but the man looks at the camera. He keeps one hand on her back in case she decides to flee.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I used to regularly post pictures of myself when I was doing my chores. Somehow, I found myself in the rubber gloves fetish corner of the Internet.
A picture of a middle-aged man, sweaty from exerting himself while doing his chores. He leans forward and pulls on the front of his white T-shirt to expose his sweaty chest. He’s attempting to make cleaning the toilet look sexy.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Looking for the results. 🏃‍♂️
A selfie of a middle-aged man who has just completed a run. He wears a pursed lipped expression on his sweaty, flushed face.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Out here making friends.
A selfie of a middle aged man looking at a public statue of an older gentleman in a suit and tie. The middle aged man is posed as though he’s enamoured by the statute.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Teenage dream.
A picture of a teenage boy standing amongst the reeds. His left hand grasps the back of his head and his right hand holds a cigarette. His eyes are closed and his shirt is unbuttoned. He is attempting to be sexy because that’s all he feels he offers to the world.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Thinking un-gentlemanly thoughts.
A selfie of a middle aged man with a curious look on his face. The index finger of his left hand is pressing on his chin, as though it ear pointing to the light smirk on his lips.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Looking for rubs, it’s tummy Tuesday. 😋
A selfie of a middle aged man standing in front of a mirror. His shirt is raised, exposing his lightly furred belly. He is looking for attention.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I’ll never tell. 🤫
A selfie of a middle aged man making a shushing gesture over his lips. He hopes the gesture indicates his trustworthiness.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Why are potato chips so bad for you, but so delicious?
A selfie of a middle-aged man wearing a red hooded sweater. He is sweaty from his run, and his head is tilted up as he looks to the sky for answers.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Leaving the heat behind.
A selfie of a middle-aged man slightly hunching forward. He has a smirk on his face and he is covered in sweat.
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E @riotpoof.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Olivia Newton John - ‘Physical’ (‘81’) #olivianewtonjohn #physical #sleeveface #vinylcollection
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Monochrome Monday.
A black and white, extreme close-up selfie of a middle-aged man wearing aviator style sunglasses. His head is tilted slightly to his left, and his lips are pursed.
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The happiest place on earth.
A selfie of a middle aged man smiling as the sun shines on his face. There is no irony or meaning behind his smile, he’s just happy
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Peter @dirrtypete.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Just looking for tummy rubs today.
A mirror selfie of a middle-aged man holding his sweater up to expose his lightly furred belly. He has a smirk on his face because he’s looking for attention, and he knows that he will get it.
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