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Dirk

@dirknobody.bsky.social
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Retired ISO auditor. Currently watching TV and writing poetry between keeping my wife happy.

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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 13s
Agreed ☹️
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 1h
#JohnCole
John Cole
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 12m
Offensive tackle need to step up
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 30m
😱 🤔 but they have nice cake 🍰
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 1h
"We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American Eagle in order to feather their own nests." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt #SteveBenson
Steve Benson
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 38m
Enticed by the cake dark side 😱
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God @thegodshow.com · 14/10/2026
Elon cut off Starlink to Ukraine because they blew up his Russian bots and so now his posts don’t get enough likes? Do I have that right?
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 56m
QB protection is key 🔑 just give him a few extra seconds 👌
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 58m
His reward for blocking Skynet from Ukraine 😡😡😡
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 2h
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Gareth @handle.invalid · 13/10/2026
Downing brushes on Jamie, who seen a few Swans games, to watch my first football match of the season at The New Den of all places, thanks-a-fucking-lot Steve. . .
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Banx @banxtoons.bsky.social · 3h
From today’s @financialtimes.com #kimberlyguilfoyle #greece
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 2h
You’re the cream at the 🔝😂
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MarshallNotFunny @marshallcartoon.bsky.social · 4h
Not only the UK's top cartoonists...one of the bottom ones as well!😃
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Andrii Frolov @artandriifrolov.bsky.social · 23h
"Memories Of Summer" - my oil painting
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 3h
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Ghost In The Shell Anime
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 4h
Ghost ON the shell
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 4h
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 3h
It might happen 😳
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Bubl Robot Holding a Bottle
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MarshallNotFunny @marshallcartoon.bsky.social · 9h
Much talk yesterday at the #CreatorsEmergencySummit about AI companies using 'machine learning' to scrape & replicate our work. I only draw analogue so they'd have to use 'analogue learning' to copy my style. Someone would need to break into my studio in the dead of night with tracing paper.✏️🔦
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 3h
I thought it was Glastonbury 🤷‍♂️
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Gareth @handle.invalid · 5h
The somewhat disconcerting but captivating oil on board paintings of Suffolk by Stephen Read at The Lovely Gallery, Sydenham, SE26 are well worth a look. . .
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 3h
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Donald Trump: Smart People Don't Like Me
ALT: Donald Trump: Smart People Don't Like Me
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CaptainDave🖖 @cptdave1701.bsky.social · 10h
Had a nice stroll thru my neighborhood yesterday and took some time to flip off the bigots, pedophilia supporters, and those who support adultery. #ThursdaySpotlight #ThursdayVibes #ThursdayThoughts #FridayEve #OverTheHump #Coffee #Caffeine
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have an orchard with Ant-troopers, greenfly and babybirds and I see the flashing lightsaber battles 😱
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😂
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Or Idiot Ocean Grifter Ocean
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Banx @banxtoons.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
From today’s @financialtimes.com #trump #america
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Putin Appears Not to Hear
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CaptainDave🖖 @cptdave1701.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Isn't it interesting how Republicans claim to protect women and children, then punch a woman in the face for speaking up for abused children? Anyway, go vote. #WednesdaySpotlight #WednesdayVibes #HumpDay #HumpDayCamel #HumpTheOneYouLove #HumptyDance #WrapThatBeforeYouTapThat
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My wife and I both have Viking dna 😂 she has that moustache too 😳
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Marlene Jørgensen @vinkelmule.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Large hairy viking 😂 It might be one of my ancestors 😅
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh no 😱 it’s a Star Wars bug hunt 😳
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Marlene Jørgensen @vinkelmule.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The ladybird Cordelia met the malebird Alistair and they fell in love. I predict that soon there will be lots of babybirds #Lady #inktober @inktober #pensketch ⁦#drawing #inkdrawing #inktoberDay14 #inktober2026
An ink and watercolor drawing of a female and a male ladybird. Both have purses.
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The votes are in 😳 it’s ok to eat cake at any time and for any excuse 👌
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Marlene Jørgensen @vinkelmule.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am sorry but something went wrong and the drawing turned all black 🫣 I try again. Andrea celebrates that she has a new purse. Some mind find it a #Flimsy excuse for eating cake #inktober @inktober #pensketch ⁦#drawing #inkdrawing #InkToberDay13 #inktober2026 1/2
An ink and watercolor drawing of a green creature with a purse eating a piece of cake. She has very curly hair and a large mouth so she can easily swallow a cake in on mouthful.
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s a long held tradition that on graduation day that you throw your purse 👛 or mortar-board into the air for the year end photo 😁
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Marlene Jørgensen @vinkelmule.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Pure joy made Leo #toss his purse up in the air #inktober @inktober #pensketch ⁦#drawing #inkdrawing #InkToberDay12 #inktober2026
An utterly happy frog tosses his purse up in the air.
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Duncan Crombie @the-art-of-web.com · 12/10/2026
A reminder that another Dragon Tuesday is just around the corner, so now's a good time to start getting your dragon creations ready #DragonTuesday 🐉✨ "Stygian Dragon" #synthart #AIイラスト #AIArtCommunity
oil paint, textured canvas, Victorian Romantic nocturne, atmospheric realism with meticulous detail and subtle glazing, a dark-scaled dragon emerging from forest shadows, burning red gaze fixed outward, savannah landscape visible beyond with scattered trees, dramatic skies, deep perspective, mist and atmospheric haze, quiet mysterious Victorian mood, negative space --ar 5:7 --stylize 10 --v 8.2
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What a dufus 🙄
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You need to have a chat with our Meercat 👌
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Duncan Crombie @the-art-of-web.com · 13/10/2026
Good morning bluesky Some internet problems in our area today – so the next few dragons will be arriving by hotspot 🔥 #DragonTuesday 🐉✨ "King of the Hill" #synthart #AIイラスト #AIArtCommunity
natural palette, varnished layerings, sweeping grassland terrain, a dragon in powerful pose on elevated ridge, bright autumn-leaved trees, atmospheric purple-hued mountains beyond, dramatic vibrant skies, tangled lines, soft edges, negative space, strong visual flow --ar 5:7 --stylize 10 --v 8.2
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is that the voice behind the Meercat 😳
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Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's that time of year again...Phoenix (RIP) #cartoon #energy #energyprices #callcentres
Energy company call centre operator asks customer, "Other than reducing your energy bill, how may I help you?"
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Marlon’s favourite karaoke song is “I will always love you” He always sings it will great feeling 🥰
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I loved watching International Rescue as a kid 😄 Tracy Island 🏝️
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😳 I would be too 😂
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well … he didn’t expect that 😳 that’ll teach him to be so nosey 😂
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s all in a days work for International Rescue 👍
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Dirk @dirknobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You’re an art installation 😳
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