iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

asking me to send a pic before your number is even saved is crazy work

skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I hate when I ask for money for my birthday and people say they want to give me something thoughtful instead. what’s more thoughtful than getting me exactly what I asked for??

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

every time I see one of those home restock videos, all I can think about is how many times they had to pull their sleeves back up to make sure they slightly cover their hands

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

people don’t talk enough about how hard it is being hot and cool and funny 😔

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

I had to go in office today because there’s a client visiting. I start work at 8am. it’s 9:48am and I have nothing left to do for the time being. but if I were to sit up on my phone, I would be wrong?

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

you could play any playboi carti song and I would guess that it’s by anyone but playboi carti

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I asked to get off work early yesterday so I could interview for another job. but I told them I had a migraine and it turns out my city hit a record low for barometric pressure so that was quite literally the best time to use that excuse

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

whenever people say Spirit has the cheapest flights, I’m always scratching my head because here’s the price for Southwest vs Spirit for the same flight

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I made a subreddit years ago and just totally forgot about it until now omg

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

do you ever stop to think about the fact that the guy who made No Vaseline and the guy who made Are We There Yet are the same person?

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

it finally happened y’all. I told a man I don’t want kids and he angrily tried to convince me by saying that I’m “discounting the beauty of motherhood” and that “by the time I realize I’ve made the wrong choice it will be too late” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

the flu been putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers this year 🤧

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Taylor Swift gonna drop her most mediocre break up album yet. she gonna be on there like “you dropped my heart like you dropped the ball, thought you’d get another ring, can’t win them all”

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

KC fans talking about the Chiefs letting the Eagles win and they gonna come back in the second half. the Chiefs are lead by a county sheriff and a biracial. Kendrick about to put on this Black ass perforce and the Eagles gonna get at least 2 more touchdowns 🤣

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

personally, I don’t care about a lot of these companies rolling back DEI initiatives given that most of them only started during 2020 so as to not look racist. it was never genuine to begin with 🤷🏽‍♀️

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

before and after wiping off my makeup

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

if this doesn’t apply to you, just remember I said most not all. and I’m mainly talking about the white ones

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

most poly couples are just two ugly people that think they can do better, but stay together anyway just in case

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I started watermarking my selfies before I send them to my mom because I got tired of her posting me on Facebook without my permission

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

just had a flashback of when the term “bad” made its way to the mainstream and white people were so confused

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

would you believe me if I told you it was 73 degrees on Monday?

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V Smith @vincsmith.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Happy Black History month !!

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I swear that ice was on my street for 40 days and 40 nights then when it finally melted there was 3 potholes that I ain’t never seen before 😭

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

it’s my favorite time of year in St. Louis, when the snow melts and this seasons potholes start to bloom 😍

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

this season of Kitchen Nightmares has been so funny to watch because they’re all acting like the Super Bowl coming to town is a once in a lifetime opportunity when NOLA hosts like once every 3 years

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

don’t you hate it when you start seeing a guy and you realize you’re his first bad bitch?? just no decorum or ability to act like he been here before

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

this kind of shit makes me glad black people are a minority

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I hate dating because I want nothing more than to have sex with someone on a regular basis, and I’m sure a lot of men want that too, but they fuck it up by being too eager. give me three solid dates over a couple months and you could have consistent sex for years

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I hate having good news because I talk too much and love to share but I’m also mad superstitious and I feel like if I tell too many people, things won’t play out the way I expected

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

asking someone from St. Louis why they don’t root for the Chiefs should be illegal. like don’t piss me off

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I’m playing the Worlde archives and omfg 😭😭

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Jerry doing the transcriptions just had to get that one off 😒

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

when I’m watching a show and one of the characters very clearly says nigga but the subtitles say the hard R. I just know them closed caption writers be pale as fuck

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I can’t believe I let McDonalds convince me to hate pickles for years. I thought they were nasty, but it’s just McDonalds thin, soft ass pickles

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I love the way Apple TV is like, “this episode premieres Friday (:” and then they release it Thursday at 10PM

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

at first glance I thought this was someone’s leg with those realistic sticker tattoos

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

this is what happens when you make a God out of a man. these people seem to think that if they hope and believe enough, nothing Trump does will negatively affect them because they see him as a wish-granting deity instead of another selfish rich guy.

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

“UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCE” no this is exactly what you voted for thinking that all that MAGA gear would somehow exempt you as if Trump even knows you exist

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

my credit score would be 920 if they counted them affirm payments

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

how do you say “act like you’ve been here before” nicely??

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

why did I read frugal and fungal at first 😭😭

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

upon closer inspection, he’s wearing different shoes in each picture too. like this man came to Target with 4 pairs of shoes to get these flicks off 😭😭😭

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I told myself I was done skeeting about dating apps, but y’all, all of this dudes pictures are of him at Target on the same day, but in each picture he’s trying on a different outfit and for some reason that shit is killing me

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

me to Apple News because I promise we do not care

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I hate the way white dudes say “booty”

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skeeter dinklage @directedbyalexis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I bought myself a car for christmas and I didn’t know it had a heated steering wheel but that’s a very underrated feature in a car 10/10

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