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Contract for Peril

@diojeanne.bsky.social
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overgrown catamite; ugly inside & out. Hobbies include reading, installing mods for games I won't even play, and crying. I'm criticizing you from the left, I assure you. recovering philosopher. (logic, phil science, free will) She/her

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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sign my petition for Nancy Mace to submit to Loomerizing beauty treatments and end this fever dream.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
dude are you okay alright me either just checking in peace
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
classic fork in the road meme format with one path leading to a brilliant castle standing in sunshine and the other leading to a horror mansion. the horror mansion has a picture of The Cybersmith wearing a royal crown. The person at the fork in the road is labelled "trans girls", the path leading to the brilliant castle is labelled "try being a human being maybe" and the path to the horror mansion is labeled "become a puppygirl."
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I confess that I still haven't seen the new version of The Odyssey, entirely because Emily Wilson said it was bad.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
so I heard you almost stayed home this weekend but didn't
Charles Villedrouin, or Sunday Friend, a minor character in Disco Elysium. An official with the Coalition Government, employed by the Institute of Price Stabilité.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I better buy some inventory upgrades just in case I start robbing them. You know, I'm automatically attracted to full containers, I just start looting them. It's like a magnet. Just loot. I don't even wait. And when you're a player character, they let you do it. You can do anything.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In the top frame, a fully-transitioned Harriett Du Bois (formerly Harrier Du Bois of Disco Elysium fame) stands beside a hand holding up her ID (complete with outdated pre-transition photo) and says "Hold up lemme do the face"
In the lower frame, she produces the most pained expression imaginable in an attempt to match "The Expression" on her ID photo
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MissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 23/08/2026
we are bitdizzy, we carry the pipe
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've just recently been back from a long bluesky hiatus and the main difference I'm noticing is that I was aware of maybe 1% as much trump/trumper bullshit while I was away.
Cypher from the Matrix considers his virtual steak and muses that he doesn't want to remember anything about the real world
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
me scrolling back in our message history to see when you last messaged first to see if it's socially acceptable for me to message you
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Breaking Bad: Walter White's Chemistry Experiment
Alt: Breaking Bad: Walter White carefully measuring chemical reagents
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
like 60% of this website can be summarized as, "You can't hit me, I'm a Hufflepuff."
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is literally what it's like to know me. Tragic.
A screenshot of a conversation between two people:

[person 1] — 3:09 PM
paypal interface is new and gross now
[person 2]  — 3:10 PM
oh it must just be the app I didn't notice it any different on the web view
[person 1] — 3:10 PM
despair
[person 2]  — 3:11 PM
"His eyes are staring, his mouth is open, his wings are spread. This is how one pictures the angel of history. His face is turned toward the past. Where we perceive a chain of events, he sees one single catastrophe which keeps piling wreckage upon wreckage and hurls it in front of his feet. The angel would like to stay, awaken the dead, and make whole what has been smashed. But a storm is blowing from Paradise; it has got caught in his wings with such violence that the angel can no longer close them. The storm irresistibly propels him into the future to which his back is turned, while the pile of debris before him grows skyward. This storm is what we call progress."
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
spreadsheet people is about grand strategy gamers right
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You can tell America is cooked because Hegseth is SecWar and the only criticism of him is he's a wife guy
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I could fix her annnnnd POST
Nancy Mace, all tatted up with her fresh ink
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I found some work so I've been ignoring the shit out of bluesky and now I'm kinda afraid of it.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
They made me write out a _paragraph_ in cursive verifying that I am who I say I am before letting me taking the GRE. I survived through it but I'm still waiting for trials for the people behind that decision.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Had to walk three miles in the heat today, but it wasn't too horrible. At least the president didn't assign me a shoe-size before I started.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Gonna be like two weeks before the government says incest survivors have to move back home and submit to patriarchy. (Don't worry, only the unmarried ones, probably.)
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This is going to work, by the way. 40 fucking Democrats will cross the aisle just to keep the machine operating.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I'd love to read the sequel to my friend's wonderful novel, and seeing his first one get a little attention is probably a nice motivator.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Fact is Serenity was not that great. There's simply a contingent of millennial (and let's be honest, specifically millennial women) who will consume any whedonslop in front of them. Even though Whedon's a creepoid. Also he named the protag's defeated faction the Confederacy, so... 🤪
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
the transfeminine urge to utterly mog you in the Hermaeus Mora soundalike competition
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i need everyone to understand prisons have now officially become forced detransition conversion camps i am begging you all to stay safe, things are getting dark for cis people, they are making new laws to imprison us and now this when they do, this. do the math, this is a genocide. we need help.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Behold, I am a messenger of THE LORD and I come bearing a message. But I'm having trouble remembering exactly what the message was. What were we talking about a minute ago? Maybe going through it again will re-trigger the memory?
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university 1. The Radical Critique of Social Life 2. Philosophy of War and Terrorism 3. Natural Kinds 4. Symbolic Logic 5. Philosophy of Emotion (Contra stereotype, I did not actually get into gender and race at all until graduate school.)
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Paul Frazee isn't actually Karoline Leavitt, but there's more to compare than to contrast.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
More body cams = more depraved POV snuff tapes, that's all. Abolish ICE is already a compromise. Fuck I hate living in a one-party state.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
side discussion but anyone saying the real issue with ICE is a lack of proper training is subtly arguing for increased funding and should probably be ignored going forward regarding all substantive matters
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Okay, so I've been running a Plato reading group (not institutionally affiliated, for I am a disenfranchised trans chased from the academy) for a few months and it just got so much more punk rock.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Nothing irritates me quite like whining about a presidential candidate's qualifications. Who the fuck cares. If their values and associations are good they can appoint their way to competence. If they only associate with grifters and their values are dogshit, you get a confederacy of grifters.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So what exactly happens if Maduro is found not guilty, or better yet, if the court refuses jurisdiction? Put Humpty Dumpty back together again? Disappear or execute him anyway?
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"The nearness of the disaster now provides consolation, the certainty that the eons of endurance, preparation and restless perfection are coming to an end and the reward is at hand: suffering, having suffered." -Urlich Horstmann, Das Untier
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
... Ya got me.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Popular fronting with this guy is getting so old.
Sunday Friend from Disco Elysium
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Can't believe I live in a world where public syllabi is a bad thing. Like, when I want to learn about a topic in depth the first thing I do is trawl public syllabi for a sensible reading list. But because TP exists, profs have a better reason than "this is mine though :(" to keep them under wraps.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Imagining a racist, misogynist asshole who argues that "white men can't be [career] anymore", but all his examples are trans women run out of their careers.
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Jonathan Floyd @jonathanfloyd.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Thinking lots about baking lately. Wittgenstein apparently once wrote that ‘Raisins may be the best part of a cake; but a bag of raisins is not better than a cake.’ @nigelwarburton.bsky.social calls this Wittgenstein's 'critique of pure raisin', which rather made my day. @wiglet1981.bsky.social
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Now that Nicki Minaj hangs out with Ericka Kirk there's actually a reason for this moment from Youtube Comment Reconstructions to live in my head forever.
A gentleman from Youtube Comment Reconstructions shouts, "FUCK Nicki Minaj!"
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Me: "Pam Bondi could declare me the leader of antifa today!" @mriabtsev.bsky.social : "Well, the leader of antifa has a girlfriend, so it can't be you." I'm defeated.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
That $1776 gon' hit right after your fourth 29-day deployment. 🫡
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I googled "firefox alternatives" but I relied on the AI summary of my results, am I going to the Good Place?
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I fucked with Rygar so heavy.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Now, what we got here is a failure to dissociate.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"[super marginalized person] who voted for Trump explains why they're disappointed" is my least favorite news subgenre. Interview a cat. Interview a sponge.
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The ultimate goal in Severance is an innie-shithouse so the Eagan can reclaim the glory of Kier by never having to actually take a shit. (They think Kier didn't shit.)
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Been watching Severance again and I need Harmony Cobel to hit me with a car fr. 😫
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