Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 6mThe Northern Lights are dancing tonight. I would take pictures of the event, but bed is calling, and the October breeze is a wee bit nippy. And your night shots are so much better than mine. I believe I will hunker down and see what sky art is out there. Sleep well, despite the northern exposure. 030
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 2hIf I had known we had Skor baking pieces in our cupboard, I would have eaten every last one. (With a spoon) 010
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 6hI would be pulling for the Raiders if they were back in Oakland, where they belong. Las Vegas just ain't right. 120
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 23hDuring the Darlene Love interview on CBC yesterday, this song was mentioned as one that could never be played in her home when she was growing up. It's a great song. Hank Ballard. He wrote "The Twist." The record co put it on a B-side Chubby Checker ran with it a year later youtu.be/2iqk2rtpj0M?...youtu.be1954 Midnighters (Hank Ballard) - Annie Had A Baby (#1 R&B hit)YouTube video by The45Prof 011
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Riders lose to Calgary. There was a time when I would listen to the radio post-game to hear people's heads explode. To hear the armchair coaches tell everyone within 50,000 watts what is wrong with the team. "We need a new quarterback." "We need a new coach." It's all meh to me now. 010
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I listened to the Tom Power CBC interview with Darlene Love today, and decided to see what happened to Phil Spector after his murder conviction. Still in jail, he died in 2021 of COVID complications. I'm OK with that. I watched his trial on Court TV; I think it was in 2003 What a little creep he was 010
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"It's pretty quiet out there. I wonder if the dogs are still in the run?" I don't see them out the window. I'll take a closer look." "And?" "There they are, eating grasshoppers." Pulling stuck grasshopper legs out of our little dog's butt's is in our future. 010
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What's this? A cup of tea at the COCKTAIL HOUR! Blasphemy! (I have a bit of back, knee, and hip pain. Alcohol is out. Advil is in) 010
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The moon is giving awesome (yes, I used awesome) backlighting. Two more pictures from last evening. A perfect evening for old men and lovely wives. 130
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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The first fire kettle fire of 2026. It's been one of those years. Lots of propane table fires but no wood blazes. (But I do have beer) I'm burning small dead elm branches, to help stop the spread of Dutch Elm Disease. The larger branches will go the the elm disposal pile at the dump. 140
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is the first day of the fall that the cocktail hour shade at the gazebo isn't an asset. 100
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Low self-esteem as a kid may have led me to develop a habit of looking down. I still carry this habit and pick up treasures during my country road walks. Bottles, cans, loose change, money talks. And once in a while, something cool is found in the gravel. A naturally polished pebble. It's a keeper. 010
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The 4 fish we left in the pond are afraid of us now. The fish rodeo, where 10 of their buddies were rounded up and shipped out, was traumatic for them. I hope they forget the trauma soon, because in a week or two they'll go through another rodeo and be relocated back to the house for winter. 1/2 130
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I mentioned in an earlier post that my wife posted our Mega Goldfish Giveaway on Marketplace and within the hour after posting the fish were claimed. (By our neighbor) Yesterday, my wife received a message that her post (marked sold) was rejected because "selling animals is not allowed." Sorry 1/2 110
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@schmutzie.com thank you for reposting my post about the fish. After a couple of possibilities fell through, my wife decided to try FB Marketplace. She got a hit within the hour. AMAZING FACT! The person who claimed the fish.. Our neighbour. 1/4 mile to the north You missed the fish rodeo Yee haw! 000
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I finally used my Fiskars 14' extendable pole saw today. A couple of the branches I cut were 5" in diameter and at least 12' off the ground, and I had no problem cutting them. It was safer than an old man standing on a ladder with a chainsaw. Next stop. The elm pile at the dump. Dutch elm sucks. 010
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bees are nice. When a bee stings you apologize for offending it, even as you fumble for your EpiPen and crash into anaphylaxis. Wasps, on the other hand. Wasps are pricks. This has been Nature Corner. 040
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I should go outside for an early morning walk-about, but the furnace is running, the coffee is hot, and the autumn "holy crap, winter is nigh" doldrums are setting in. The way things are going, if I fight the funk and go for that walk, a migrating Canada will probably poop on my head. Bastard! 150
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Combines are rolling again after a two-week delay because of drenching rain. They will run as far into the night as Mother Nature will let them. Fog later will probably put a stop to the party. No matter to me. I'm going to bed. You should as well. 020
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Good morning. Has the FBI run out of qualified applicants who haven't fked a sheep? Strange, sad times. 020
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Does anyone need some goldfish? Or better.. EVERYONE NEEDS GOLDFISH! Our fish did very well this summer, and we are overstocked. We need to get rid of 8 or so fish, so we will have room inside this winter. A BARGAIN AT FREE! No 23 ski-doo college prank reenactors. No free fish lunch sickos. 1/2 100
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Three sneezes. Soon my eyes will water, and my nose will emit an unstoppable, unblowable, unbearable drip. I once read that three sneezes in a row mean money is on the way. In my life, this involuntary act usually means the opposite: bills, disaster, perhaps the plague may be coming. Good morning? 000
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Good morning. I worked with my hands all of my working life. So much so that I developed the "horny hands" that the author intended, and not the ones we laughed at in grade 10. But now, in my idleness, a little bit of raking with gloves on raises 2 almost identical blisters. Call me tender thumb. 110
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was my first time at Merlis Belsher Place on the U of S campus. Our visit was for recreation, watching police dogs and their partners perform. In 2020-21 I was worried that my first visit could be my last, as MBP was a designated overflow for Covid patients. Happy I missed out on that. And Woof! 000
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Good morning. We had the first frost of autumn overnight. My wife scurried around yesterday afternoon and covered or brought in her flowers for protection from the wrath of Ma Nature. I deferred my panic. I may have a garden full of soon-to-be mushy squash and pumpkins. Oh well. Compost. 010
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I just blocked an account that posted here on Flatlanders. The account was "Handjobs Magazine." I would like to think I'm not a prude, but perhaps I am. Anyhow, if reading about a handy on social media is your thing, go wild. I'll stick to beer and puppies. (Prude) 000
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026On Sept 10, 2001, Denver played the Giants on MNF, which ABC still carried. I had the next day off; I don't know why- perhaps I needed a me day. I fell asleep on the couch during a boring game and woke up in the morning to ABC News showing the first tower burning. My memory tells me that 1/2 100
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I just saw a Molson ad with Blue Rodeo's "Lost Together" playing in the background. A stirring piece of Canadiana. I almost had tears in my eyes. And then I remembered... Molson Coors is 93% owned by the Coors Family. A larger herd of MAGA pigs may never be seen. Canadian my ass, Molson. Sorry B.R. 010
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Chinese (Canadian) take-out for our anniversary supper. My wife pretends the vegetables are healthy. I go completely in with rice, noodles, and deep-fried everything else. I am a bit worried about what effect the ginger beef will have on me in the morning. I'm glad I don't work in a cubicle. Good 😴 140
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026On another day, with our emergency room closed (it seems like every other day), these bastards had the gall to send this out. Another day without. Cripes, it's time to replace these loser SaskParty dicks. 131
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Good morning. I broke down and turned the furnace on last evening. Fall is truly here. And.. Today we celebrate our wedding anniversary. (#8) Our togetherness anniversary is celebrated on Groundhog Day 26 years this year. It's complicated. Marriage is a relatively new thing for this relationship. 010
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm going to need the pressure washer after they vacate. Oh well, it's worth it. Cute little barn swallow boogers are fine entertainment, despite the poop. 291
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Through the window. Three Barn Swallow youngsters on the rope light open their mouths in anticipation of being fed. Eat, children, eat heartily; get strong. You are three weeks away from leaving this place, and you don't want winter chasing you to South America. 140
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The old man asks. (again) I need an app to replace Google Trumpsucking Maps on my Samsung phone. (Unfortunately, I can not rip the preloaded app out and toss it down the outhouse hole. I can disable it. forever or until the little MAGA pig or pigs who changed the lake name get shitcanned) 1/2 110
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I remember disco. John Travolta and The Bee Gees ruined it for me - at least temporarily. This is arguably the first disco song. It will always be one of my favourites. Strings, bass, and "The Three Degrees." (Hot) From the city of love How can you not love it? Sleep well youtu.be/z0VxVJIsxfA?...youtu.beMFSB ft. The Three Degrees - T.S.O.P. (The Sound of Philadelphia)YouTube video by Philadelphia International Records 100
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Our houseguest is possibly leaving us tonight. I will miss her. I hope the little turd remembers me. 000
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm stubborn. I hate to give in. But I find that cutting my toenails is getting to be more difficult than it used to be. I can still bend, but using standard sized clippers is getting tougher. Not impossible. Just tougher. I don't need the stretch limo size. Just good quality, med length. Anyone? 320
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It looks like Duo is having a bad trip on the brown acid. "Mellow out, little Owl. Drink a beer. Chill. Listen to some Dead. It will pass soon." "The brown acid is not poison. It's just bad acid. YOU KIDS GET OFF THE TOWERS!" 020
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026One of us is a mutt. The other one of us is a houseguest for a few days. Don't let the perspective fool you. She is tiny, smaller than Abby, our Yorkie. I believe her colour makes her a Gold Dust Yorkie. 110
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I broke down today, and picked a 4L ice cream pail of chokecherries off the back yard bush. I couldn't look at the clumps of fat, dark purple berries, barely touched by the birds this year. We have a supply of last years jelly. These berries will be chokecherry liqueur. (Vodka and gin based) 130
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Our last bottle of Nov 2025 red. A sad, but delicious occasion. 000
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This spot. Morning coffee sun. Wine o'clock shade. The perfect place to spend summer. 140
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 19/08/2026(Don't tell Samsung Health that this 1 hour 14 minute "run" was accomplished while riding a John Deere lawn tractor) Thanks Samsung Health. Congratulations to me. Good morning. 010
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Readers Digest Condensed Books. Anybody want them? No? Any institutions want them? No? Man, I hate throwing away books but... 000
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 15/08/20268 minutes and 15 seconds of 1960s cool. This sounds like it could be the closing credit music to a private eye movie from 60 years ago. Love it! youtu.be/G5oOQgiIwXI?...youtu.beMelting PotYouTube video by Booker T. & The M.G.'s - Topic 000
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My near contempt for people who are obsessed with technology is only because I am jealous of those whose brains work in such wonderful ways. So you must understand that when I figure out the most menial techno action I feel great pride. New smart watch with my Yorkie's face. I downloaded that! 030
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026They look wonderful. We checked our supply of jelly and syrup from last year and decided against picking the chokecherries this year. We offered them, but had no takers. Some overwhelmed by the garden harvest. Others looking at us like we were zombies. "PICK BERRIES!? Noooo." Different times Sleep 200
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Good morning. We spent a lovely Saturday evening at Shakespeare On The Saskatchewan watching a spirited version of "Much Ado About Nothing." My wife's review- "How do they dance with so much energy after putting on such a long show?" The ever-present "Lawyers on Harleys" cruising Spadina- 1/2 120
Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I do not watch many movies, but I did sit down a couple of days ago and stream "The Death of Stalin." (Free on Plex) My non-movie-watcher review... If you like laughs mixed with history and political intrigue, along with killings and torture, this film is RECOMMENDED! 5☆ out of 5 120