iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think it's wild we don't know what domesticated animals are saying. We've got a rough idea of some behaviours. When my dog starts barking I've gotta turn into Nancy Drew to piece it together. Is he hungry? Wants to hang out? Found a cool dog? Found a toy? Who knows

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When is the MCU going to end? I like marvel, there's some fun stuff there but... is there an end point? It's been almost 20 years of movies now. I don't think there's an end of the tracks

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I really wish there was a way for people to feel comfortable sharing their bad art. The hardest section to get through is when you suck at something but you have to continue sucking at it so you can be kinda good at it

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

After rewatching 12 angry men I realised something. This defence attorney sucks at his job. He's lucky the jury is doing so much detective work and intuiting. The movie starts with 11 of them thinking he's guilty out the gate and he got so lucky

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

One of my favourite genres is what I like to call "Sam Rockwell in space" Put that white boy on a space ship and I'm watching it

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YKshelter @ykshelter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

got thrown into the griffon nests...

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

In the 6th grade a kid boasted that he had hacked into his own computer and got upset when I told him that was "the lamest shit I've ever heard". A decade later I can confirm it still is.

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I'm going to my third meeting with this architect. I'm not backing down from my original vision. I want my house to resemble my head so people know I own it

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I get so many more sit ups done with my puppy sitting on my legs. I have to check he's still okay without disturbing him. The only way to do that is to perform a sit up with proper form.

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I wanna put a bullet in that Mick and Ralph's kid

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Just found out the calculator app has history. I'm scared and embarrassed

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I just beat the devil in a fiddle contest but that fucker only gave me a second fiddle. What am I supposed to do with this? I already own a fiddle, you fuck. I don't need a second, worse fiddle.

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Elf on the Shelf is baby's first panopticon. I do not like that little fuck

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

In 5 years time there's gonna be an indianna Jones movie where he himself is the mystical artefact.

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I believe in my bones that I was meant to be in pixie hollow. Now I'm stuck in whatever this is. I was destined for boyish charm and pixie mischief not this

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

One day I will succumb to twink death but that day is not today

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

When are they gonna release the baseball cut of Twilight. I wanna see vampires play baseball bisexually for an hour and a half. Do a few weirdly high kicks while pitching

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I kinda love how Lois Lane jumps off stuff in every portrayal of her character. Doesn't matter time period, era, writer or whatever. That bitch is base jumping

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Sorry I've been distant lately. My girlfriend turned into a worm and it's really taken a toll on the relationship.

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

David Byrne had the right idea. I should arrive at the function in my big suit. Make them ask questions while I'm returning with increasingly urgent questions

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

We are insanely lucky that fire is in the visible light spectrum. Do you know how fucked we would be if WE COULDNT SEE FIRE!

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Sometimes I'm reminded of the existence of 'Matilda' as a thing in general and it makes me smile. Book, movie, musical? It's all good

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

There's some statistic that's like 80% of men think they could land a plane or win a fight against a bear. That's stupid. They're stupid for that I think my version is I think I could ride a horse. I've never done it before but I could.

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

One of my favourite genre of video are dogs being given buttons to communicate and using them to ask deeply existential questions. Like imagine communicating with your dog and they just ask shit like "why me dog?" Or "will you forget me?"

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Hey man, you doing okay? Your leitmotif started playing but in a minor key and they sorta just gave it to the horn section

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

I miss going into the city. I had to go into town today and instantly saw two girls dressed like LOTR elves. Long braided hair, loose flowy dress. That's sick, I wanted to tell them they're sick but women scare me

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

The best thing Ayn Rand ever wrote were the titles of her books. "Atlus Shrugged" intriguing, evocative. "The Fountain Head" instantly makes me wanna find what that means. And then you actually read them and it's the weirdest propaganda ever

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

It must have been weird to work in the beauty and the beast castle and just know the answer to a niche buzz feed quiz outright. "Yeah, I'd be a Coffee table. Don't ask me how I know but been there done that"

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Sometimes at the end of exams when I had time I'd try and write down as much of "The Raven" I could remember. In hindsight it would have been a little strange to get to the end of a geography exam and see several stanzas of gothic literature.

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

There's a lot of fictional characters who have killed JFK in their universe. It's like ticking a box when you get your grey morality.

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I loved watching "Pimp my Ride" as a kid. Would be absolutely cackling through the reveal because it was just "Your car is fucked up so we just decided to fuck it up in an entirely new way" and then they'd put a ps2 in their boot or something

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I'm convinced I can fix a christmas carol with this one simple trick. Kill Tiny Tim by gunshot. Pearls flying everywhere, blood splattering his stupid crutches and all off screen. Christmas present tells Scrooge he's gonna die while he's chambering a round

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I have to thank Roald Dahl for getting me into body horror. You can't kill in a children's book but you can give everyone a unique and grotesque fate that's far worse than death

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Eminem almost has an EGOT. He's one award away, it's unlikely he's going to get a Tony award but I really want to live in the timeline where he does for some reason. I don't care why, give it to him for best choreography and throw off all future trivia answers

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Man I love spending time with my extended family. No where else would I use the phrase "so what your suggesting is technically eugenics but I think there are better ways to avoid having braces"

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

You're not adopted, you're the chosen one. We looked at all the babies and we chose you cause you looked the sickest

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

God I think it would be the fucking best to give the make a wish foundation a weird ask. Make me a terminally ill child so I can ask for fucking John Waters or something to visit me.

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Aku from samurai jack if he was cool

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I read somewhere about if "the grinch" is his name, title or species and... now I'm about to ruin Christmas with some cursed investigative journalism

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Where do you buy those stuffed toys dentists have? You know those unidentified characters with human teeth? Asking for a friend

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Do the kids (donkeys) on pleasure Island in pinocchio get better? Are they just donkeys now forever. I know the moral is based around telling the truth but like...if my conscious was alive and visited that island with me, I would hope we followed up. At least checked back in again

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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I can see straight through ya

A nude person sits in a graveyard covered in smog. A demon holds a mirror in front of them, but instead of their reflection it’s a skeleton! Woah. Spooky shit. A pumpkin and skeleton look on, wearing masks of each other’s faces. This piece is kinda weird

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Viking slowly dying on operating table: "For.....Valhalla" *starts limply punching nurses* "I'll die in battle...you... fuck"

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Dinodon @dinodon.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Is there a clone story that doesn't boil down to " which one is the real one?" Or "shit, I gotta get rid of all these clones" is that all we can do with clone stories?

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