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DingleClaus

@dingleclaus.bsky.social
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I'm a Democrat, since being a Republican today means being a low IQ Putin sycophant who believes in Jewish Space Lasers and weather-controlling Democrats. Also Slava Ukraini! #BlueCrew AF I DO NOT RESPOND TO ANY DMs

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely 👇 This.......
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Snl Liar
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That's what I was thinking too - the ships may be damaged but they're still floating - time to add to Russia's unintended submarine fleet
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Apocalypse Now: Smells Like Victory
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/08/2026
Republican Senators are voting to confirm Trump’s lawyer to be AG when it just came out that Capital One shut down Trump’s accounts under suspicion of money laundering and Trump wants exemption from being investigated for tax fraud. THESE PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS.
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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George Costanza: I Was In The Pool!
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They 100% need Fedorov's mind and drive back into a position in which he can maximize Ukraine's military strategy and capabilities. Every day without him is a lost opportunity. He is a difference-maker
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Snl Liar
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
OK, this really made me chuckle so I had to post it
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Mitch McConnell posts video showing he's well!
YouTube video by Tony Dortie
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"OK who's next in line with an item to return?"
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RN Mayhem @mayhem1994.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
😂 chemical warfare
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Apocalypse Now: Smells Like Victory
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just something to watch out for - I've noticed a number of relatively new Bluesky accounts saying negative things about Fedorov. Looks like Russian trolls are trying to sway opinion against Fedorov for obvious reasons
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I did not realize that Taylor Farms was a big MAGA supporter until now. They will never ever get another penny from me again. www.wired.com/story/diarrh...
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Taylor Farms Spent Big on MAGA and Anti-Regulatory Lobbying Before Diarrhea Outbreak
The company donated more than $3.6 million to conservative groups between 2020 and 2025, including $1 million to the MAGA Inc. super PAC.
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The only thing that could have made this even better would have been if the plane crashed into an as of yet intact Wildberries facility ...
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Toy Plane Throw Fail
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Playing a Tiny Violin
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Danielhadadlover Galit
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Disaster Girl Smiles at Burning House Meme
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I didn't realize people could be deemed as mediators while also being obvious Kremlin agents at the same time ...
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
So based on our Orwellian laws, I guess George Costanza would be considered a serious felon today?
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George Costanza: I Was In The Pool!
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Until Trump became President, I had never considered that the best way to avoid punishment for corruption is to be so blatantly and overwhelmingly corrupt that documenting the sheer number of your crimes was so time-consuming that there wasn't enough time to prosecute ..and you own the DOJ of course
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Came here to say exactly this - Between him and Marc Elias, a lot of good work could be done (see Nuremberg Trials part 2)
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm intrigued by the fact that they're selling analog (i.e. mechanical) watches to a target market who could barely read the time on a digital watch...
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
At some point, he'll just start selling the contents of his Depends ... and the least intelligent 25% of the country will gladly pay their life savings to own a piece of the Don's Doo Doo
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Mr Hankey's Christmas Woohoo!
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cavalli using the Costanza excuse ... "Is that wrong? Should I have not done that? I gotta plead ignorance on this one, I was not aware that calling a person of color "boy" was racist, if only at some point throughout my life I would have been told what EVERY OTHER ADULT ECEPT ME ALREADY KNOWS ...
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George Costanza: Was That Wrong?
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KT @kimmit1996.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"Look, for the last time, I'm not buying a timeshare in Crimea!"
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Everything Is Fine All Ok - Chemical Ali
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sure he has no national security experience, but he can always rely on the expertise of this guy - both for national security and lawn care
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
From a neuroscientific standpoint, the combination of unevolved and interbred genes as well as a lack of an adequate number of neurons to form a normally sized brain prevent the cranial bones from forming normally due the large empty pockets in the skull, resulting in randomly formed structures
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
At what point do pants cross the threshold to be better described as knee high socks?
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DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Larry David's Happy Crowd Reaction
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ROCKY MOUNTAIN VIEWS @rockymountviews.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Sam🏳️‍🌈🌊🏳️‍⚧️ @separker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Love this. #USDemocracy
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The American president counts Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un as his friends while denouncing the Pope.
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Tony Paradis @tparadis27.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I feel like getting on a plane to Budapest......just to experience what it feels like to get rid of a dictator.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Nat Turner’s Slave Rebellion @nateturner.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Thanks to Melania for re-centering Epstein!
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On the outside looking in @pauline001.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
🔥 Epstein/Maxwell survivor Anouska de Georgiou has a message for Pam Bondi #EpsteinFiles
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Thank you Melanoma For bringing #EPSTEINFILES back on top of social media where it belongs Your husband has spent billions to hide it away But YOU GO GIRL Btw, Sweetie You're so full of shit Ghislaine Maxwell is your BFF and let's face it You knew EPSTEIN #EPSTEINFILES #EPSTEINFILES
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🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Tragically, what we have here is a case of the dumb leading the dumber into an intellectual void. Fortunately a hero arrives, but his efforts are likely in vain.
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Pamela Hen ...@PamelaHe
The Strait of Hormuz is now open. 
Nice work President Trump!

Rip Tandrich @riptandrich
It was open before we suffered 300 injuries, 13
deaths bombed 175 little girls, spent $40B and
doubled the price of oil, genius.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
How does James Comer have Hillary testify but not Melania?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
In recordings obtained exclusively by the Daily Beast, convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein bragged about his close friendship with both Donald and Melania Trump.
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What Epstein Said About Melania and His 'Lolita Express'
The first lady fiercely denied having a relationship with the convicted sex offender on Thursday.
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Keri @keriqbaum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If Melania can make a speech, she can testify before Congress
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Everyone is using "TACO" for Trump. I'm trying something different: TOFU - Trump Only Fucks Up.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10/04/2026
If the goal of Melania’s speech was to make people stop talking about her, Epstein, and Maxwell—and definitely stop reposting all those photos of them—not so sure that was an effective strategy
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@merrillgbsky.social @meg-bsky.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE!🙏🏼🙏🏼😮‍💨
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