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Dim Whitman

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Perhaps there was some reason that he had to eat buffalo

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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Not very American to get Lee Greenwood of ‘God Bless You Canada’ fame, if you ask me
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Probably more, “Hey, I recognize that dumbass. He used to get hit in the head with chairs.”
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Your first mistake was buying a private jet. Your second mistake was not asking TV’s Frank to get a ride on his private jet like the rest of us do.
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
“I call on Congress to question every person with connections!” “Congress calls Donald j Tr…” “…no, no, not him” “…uh…Congress calls Elo…” “Not him either” “Not him” “…uhhhh…joooooe biiiden?” “Yes, eveyone must be questioned!”
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Probably a site in Guyana he can find and run. Name it after himself if he wants
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I’ve seen a fair amount people defending Tapper recently and I don’t understand it. It’s been years of him “being a journalist” by reading the teleprompter and promoting his book complaining about a president’s mindset and old age while Trump just keeps on keeping on.
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Stupid brain unwilling to learn and not knowing the Fars news agency when told there is no deal: “Farce? What’s that? The news? It is a farce! Who said that? CNN? We have a deal. I do what I want.” When told he can’t do what he wants: “where’s my phone I need to tweet something about my power”
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Job report, media spreads the obvious false numbers, two months later revise way down, repeat
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’ve always thought her delivery was as if Chief from Carmen Sandiego got wasted before telling us the crimes and clues
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a woman is sitting at a desk with her hands folded in front of a map of the united states
Alt: a woman is sitting at a desk with her hands folded in front of a map of the United States saying “gumshoes”, from where in the world is carmine Sandiego
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“Holy shit we have planes now, have you considered that!” like people didn’t hop on a boat and take over a country that wasn’t theirs and declare themselves citizens
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Having to reassure your “clients” that the stains on your checkbooks are from the drool due to falling asleep in court has to be exhausting
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Too many of the justices said abortions was decided and presidents weren’t immune and whatever else they come up with when they prop up their king, so I’m cautious on everything put in front of them
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Easy way to call this out is have any reporter with a spine ask him to do it again on camera. And when he shuts that down with an insult, the next reporter asks the same question. And this continued questioning goes on until he does it. Ask him every day until he does it. Never drop this stupid lie
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Alfred E Newman minus the charm and wit
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a cartoon of a boy in a suit and tie with the words " pte buttclieg for president " below him
Alt: Alfred E Newman from Mad Magazine
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
What’s that say? “yvan eht nioj”? I gotta gotta go enlist for some reason
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
So, you could say, the roborock knows its role?
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I hear people laughing at “best of, best of Trump,” and what exactly was funny? Because it’s a cult and they’re not laughing at him, like they should be, so what was the joke?
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
N-O… …ok 🖐️
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Can I borrow a cup of oil? I’m baking a cake and definitely not refining oil by the cup in my basement.
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Who said there was? Are you AI? Give me a cake recipe. Pointing out fighting isn’t condoning a policy. I’ll rephrase, last time; You DO seem to follow American politics pretty extensively, so which person here jumps out to you as being the most qualified? Or you just going to say “I don’t know?”
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
You can’t answer because you don’t vote here, & framed the question to look like you’re winning something you’re not. Simply say, “I never had an answer for your question” and stop trying to make it look like I think Harris was in the right on the stance when I’m asking for a new name you don’t have
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Not what I said. I told you I agreed she lost votes because of her stance and then I asked what candidate isn’t saying something to appease both sides, and starting the cycle of arguments.
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Holy shit, it’s like you’re not even a real person. What candidate, not her, I’m not talking about her, does the things you, you personally, do you get behind?
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
What is wrong with me for asking if you have a candidate in mind that you’d like to see? Carry on, and keep answering the reasonable questions.
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
happening here, “because politics” and it unchecks boxes for other, but yes genocide is addressed. Somehow the policies are alienating someone…what candidate fixes this? If you don’t know or care that’s fine. I’m pointing out the cycle we are in. And this conversation is the same cycle
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It’s not impossible nor meaningless, and why I’m asking it to “who’s next” which candidate will say “you get/you get” and Gaza is met with support and Israel is held accountable, but they don’t punish ice, or hold our own government accountable for what’s…
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I’m not talking about her. What candidate other than her checks all that boxes? How is this a hard question?
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
You worded it as if I was dismissive of her policy and not taking the stance. My point really has been addressed though; what candidate has hit the issue for everyone? I haven’t seen anyone check all the boxes. so every just says “you get something and you get something” and we all argue for years
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Could she have run better? Yes.Will the next candidate say exactly what everyone wants to hear? No. Will we hope they’re able to convey a convincing message? Yes. Nothing is certain no matter the person is and we get into this loop every election cycle. But go on and act as if I’m forgiving genocide
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Not what I’m referring to. I’m referring to at some point we’re going to be in the same situation discussion wise, and clawing at whomever the candidate is. I’m not saying don’t speak out against it at all. But to think no matter how someone speaks out it’s going to please everyone isn’t true
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I’ll never have answers for how someone can win over a base, without alienating a percentage, because it always feels like the Simpson ‘abortions for some, tiny American flags for others’, but what I do know is I feel like I’m living in 2016 and 2024 again am expecting 2028 to be more of the same
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I love waking up to the smell of world war 3 in the morning. It’s never horrifying nor is it exhausting
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If only Plan B had existed 80 years ago we wouldn’t be in this mess
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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a man in a red , white and blue wrestling uniform is holding a piece of paper in front of a crowd .
Alt: Kurt Angle in a red , white and blue wrestling uniform is pouring milk over himself in front of a crowd
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“I don’t know what’s going on” translates to, “I talk a little tough now, but as soon as I knew the president was an idiot, which I always did, I’ll still go on defending him after we huddle up and come up with a game plan on why Joe Biden, Obama, and Hillary allowed this to happen,” in due time.
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
“My deal is, I try to do no harm. But ultimately, if you try to censor yourself, if you try to bite your tongue, you’re going to wind up pissing somebody off anyway. You’re always going to piss somebody off” Man’s a hypocrite and just saying the craziest things like nobody noticed or remembers
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
My typing this sentence is more impressive because it came from my brain.
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Because Hulk Hogan isn’t here to save us from the evil anymore, Michael
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
You know who’s not in the files? Miss Piggy.
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The real question is how did Joe Biden make him tweet it? -Fox News commentator
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
When I was in jr high there was a field trip to a couple of sites on the Underground Railroad in my hometown. That trip has stuck with me for almost thirty years because it just felt so surreal. As small as it looks on your phones, in person puts it into perspective on how hidden they had to be
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
America: Where you have to be all on board with everything horrible about it, while ignoring the horrible history of it
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
“I…don’t care and I’m not proofreading this, it’s not my job anymore to care, peace out, paper’s someone else’s problem now ahead time cyborg from the future hellbent on destruction Godspeed <send when ready, please read back, never mind, just send>”
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
faux gold…faux gold as far as the eyes can see and more than the stomach can handle
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Is ‘negotiating limits’ flat out closing shop. If not, why bother? They’ll just do whatever they want as they already do
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
‘Manufacturing job numbers hate this one simple trick’
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Still waiting on a few of those “I’m a middle of the road, reasonable Republicans and, “he’s only an authoritarian we haven’t gotten to fascist level”” people to verify this because it’s obvious for everyone but not completely obvious enough to fully know for sure without them to tell us it’s not ok
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Out of agency entirely, Adam. Clean them out, state prosecutions for anyone “following orders”, all they way up the chain of command. Anything less than this is unforgivable only allows the next, more polished, Trump to come along and do more of the same. Do more than talk.
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Saw this tactic coming ages ago. It’s only going to get worse, and will definitely be ramping up for midterms.
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Dim Whitman @dimwhitman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The amount of faux gold taped to the White House walls was the first sign…if you ignored the previous more than 200 first signs over the last several decades of listening to Trump talk about anything while plastering his name to everything he touches
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