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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 14h
I even like whiskey. I just want to taste something else in my stouts.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 15h
Crank opinion: barrel-aged stouts just taste like whiskey.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just put together a supercut of trump saying "beautiful young girls" repeatedly. Run it as an attack ad.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When I was a kid, I had a sleepover party and one of my friends pulled an all nighter to beat Rampage. He was very mad that the ending was just "congratulations" or something like that.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's Wilpon PTSD. The obsessive focus on the palace intrigue of which front office person is responsible for everything bad.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, vogelbach is a coach for them
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My middle-aged guy opinion is that we need more games against the same league but other division. Get rid of some of the interleague games, make my Mets play the NL West and Central more.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really feel like roids (and lead in protein powders) are underappreciated in causing everything bad.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought the rulebook did allow for placement at ump's discretion on an automatic double as well, but they just never do it. I could be wrong.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In a weird way, deGrom when he didn't have it was more impressive than when he did, because he'd usually find a way to muddle through anyway.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Purely as a matter of return on investment, I have to figure doubling or tripling those salaries would be one of the best ways for the Mets to improve their processes.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah I had a stepcousin or something that didn't understand why I liked Breaking Bad because who would want to watch something like that and I eventually realized she didn't grasp the concept of fictional television.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How is he three years younger than Wheeler.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As someone in the middle of canceling plans tonight, ouch.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a clip from Howard Stern of the Trumps trying to do math. Something like 12 time 17. I THINK Donald gets the problem right, or at least gets close. Don Jr. does not. Ivanka repeatedly complains that "it's not a practical application."
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The funny thing is that the prospects we gave up for Peralta have also been bad, so despite Peralta being awful for us, I'd rather have what we got for him than Jett and Sproat.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess he gave up a few solo shots in September so they can't use him?
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Postseason bullpen usage is like spring training.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Affordability" alone is vulnerable to this sort of thing because any candidate can say, "I'll make life more affordable" without really backing that up in any way.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No problem. If the reward was, say, draft pool money and no pick, with sliding rewards for top 5, it'd be fine. As is, weird and intense.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The problem is that there's a big honking draft reward for getting 1st.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Almost every Democrat (good, bad, progressive, centrist, tall, short, etc) campaigns on "I'm not like other Democrats" and it's a killer for the party brand as a whole.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly? Great. The more people see actual unedited clips of him being his present self, the better. The right wing ecosystem has no content of him just going off for a whole 30 seconds.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Family Farm-Unpleasant Breakfast-Heavy Covenant is so good that I usually don't listen to the rest of the album, which is probably at least somewhat of a mistake.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On one hand I really like my job but on the other more important hand "I saw a picture of my dog and he looks terrified" should be a reason to go home.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lol someone there saw this
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are Texas Rangers fans doing a chop chant? Down 3 in the 8th?
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every* manager is either untested or someone who got fired from their last gig. *occasionally someone retires mutually and then changes their mind.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you're in the mood for an everything bagel, nothing else will do.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is probably a bad time to admit I actually like cinnamon raisin bagels. But they're not my first choice (plain, egg, or pumpernickel).
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My uncle: that's not a bagel, that's a pastry.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meanwhile I've talked myself into trading for him. The Orioles don't want to pay out that contract just to finish in last.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Something like 15 years ago, the Pirates put up a Flushing Fizzle bottle cap on their scoreboard after getting out to a huge lead early. It was apparently some sort of "different soda for each opponent," but "fizz" was right there. Also, the Mets came back to win that one.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's this insistence that there's a large group of informed rational moderate undecideds to be won, and in reality there are maybe fourteen people who fall into that category.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A car dealership near where I grew up put a toilet out near the road along with French flags and a banner that read, "Oui Oui!"
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
See also the cat in the hat "threats" that are supposedly going around. A kid in Colorado got arrested!
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mario Soto disagrees.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The one Irish kid being an explosives expert
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah, campaign clips of him from 2016 are revelatory. Also horrific and whatnot, but he actually had the capacity to make and drive home a (stupid) point.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Effectively Mild?
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thanks, yeah that's definitely Canseco now that you mention it. The one before Giambi, I can't even tell what team it is. Thought Seattle, maybe it's Texas? Was Juan Gonzalez a righty?
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Someone help me out. Who were the 4th and 5th hitters? Red Sox walkoff and then the one after that (Bret Boone?)
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The test of a good fantasy world, to me, is being able to imagine the world extending past the boundaries of the story. It's not all that easy to picture the world of HP including, like, Scotland. Let alone the rest of Europe or (heavens forbid) other continents.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Per curiam but not unanimous always means "we know this is crap and we don't care."
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Harding campaigned on a "return to normalcy" and I remember wondering wtf he was talking about in history class. Makes more sense now.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There's a community of these bunkers in Igloo, SD. It's very entertaining reading about these fiercely independent types realizing they just moved to the equivalent od an HOA community.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SNY went Sopranos ending.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Steve has gotten so much better. And the gap is still enormous.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Clips of him back in 2016 are revelatory in this regard. Like, he still sucked, but he sucked coherently and sometimes even powerfully.
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Guy Person @dimsmellofmoose.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Polanco's 2 years, 20m per year resembles Lowrie's 2 years, 20m total if you squint.
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