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DiMono @dimono.ca · 14/09/2026

Macklemore is based. According to Mack's IG, Ed was forced by several large stadium owners telling him that Macklemore would not be allowed on stage (because "Free Palestine" and the Palestinian flag were offensive to them), and that if he wasn't dropped from the tour than Ed wouldn't be either.

Last Monday, in the middle of all the media attention surrounding Pink and what I sad at MetLife, Ed told me that Robert Kraft called him. We were scheduled to play Gillette Stadium later this month, which is owned by the Kraft Group. Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium. Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on tour, you will not be allwoed to play in our venues.

Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words "Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 28/08/2026

It might look like this. gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario

A map from MapQuest showing Lake Ontario renamed to Lake Donald Trump Has A Tiny Penis

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 27/08/2026

Throwback to when Dolly Parton won memes.

A tweet from Dolly Parton containing the meme of a man looking over his shoulder at a woman while his girlfriend is standing with him, looking upset. The girlfriend is labeled "Me", the man is labeled "My man", and the other woman is labeled "Jolene".

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 22/08/2026

The sexy Ryans are Canadian: Ryan Gosling Ryan Reynolds And of course, Robin Sparkles

A picture of Canadian actress Cobie Smulders

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 20/08/2026

Congratulations to @felicia.day and The Guild for becoming the most crowdfunded movie in history! www.twitch.tv/feliciaday

An on-screen celebration for The Guild raising over $5,702,154 in their Kickstarter campaign. People dancing everywhere.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 14/08/2026

I'm not going to make an account for it, because I only do it when someone tells me it's interesting, but this was pretty neat tonight.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 26/07/2026

This means it's NOT A PHYSICAL VERSION. People who buy a physical copy want to receive A PHYSICAL COPY Though at least you're being transparent about it, as opposed to the Firmament Kickstarter where you EXPLICITLY SAID there would be discs in the box, and then replaced them with a code at release

A screenshot from the press release. The important bits are the title saying "Physical editions (are on) their way" and highlighted text that says "the PC box will have a digital code"

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 24/06/2026

I have bad jokes and I cannot draw. This day seems made for me. Be sure to check out the alt text. #MakeATerribleComicDay2026 #Writing #Comics #BadArt #WhyAmILikeThis

Meet Murray: so desperate for friends that he will pretend to have friends to make himself seem more attractive to people who might some day agree to become a new friend. The fact that he's 8'2" doesn't help anything.

Meanwhile, the top of Steve's head inexplicably has a generic plastic building block nub. For years his parents thought they'd birthed a weird onion creature, but no, that's just how he looks. Nobody knows why he refuses to wear a hat - perhaps he gets off on the attention? He's clearly not wearing pants in this comic, so that's entirely possible, and a little bit gross.

In the first panel, Murray asks Steve where he's from. It's unclear who's visiting whom, or whether that's the correct usage of the word 'whom' at all (it is). Maybe Steve is visiting from afar. Maybe the reason Murray has no friends because he's the type of person who asks someone in a place he's visiting where they're from. Either way, Steve is from Toronto.

In the second panel, Murray reveals he doesn't know geography and asks where Toronto is, as if there are more than one of them. Steve humours him (note the Canadian 'humours') and confirms he's from the Toronto in Ontario, Canada, being the one that exists.

In the third panel, Murray fulfils the promise of the narrator by pretending to have a friend in Canada named Matt. Matt is always the name of Murray's imaginary friends, because both names begin with M and he has no creativity. Steve, exhausted with the trope of everyone in Canada knowing each other, pretends not to understand English and asks if Murray knows French. A silly ploy, since they've been speaking English so far, but Murray seems like the kind of fellow who might fall for it.

In the fourth panel, Murray says he doesn't speak Spanish. Is he trying to be funny? Does he really not know that French and Spanish are different languages? We will never know. Steve, done with the conversation, calls Matt an asshole. Nobody wins this conversation. The audience loses.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 13/06/2026

Well, we know the reason for all the scaffolding now: they're covering it in tarps so that nobody can watch Trump's name come off the #KennedyCenter. Must protect the orange manbaby's ego at all costs. Your tax dollars at work.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 30/04/2026

Today I was randomly watching the music video for Circus, by Britney Spears, and I'm pretty sure I spotted some kind of production markings. The frame before this one there's a similar marking on the right. They're easy to see at 0.25x speed. Has anyone else ever noticed this before?

A screenshot from the 'Circus' music video by Britney Spears. She's walking away from camera towards the right between circus tents and performers, and on the left is a blue triangle with a black outline against the edge of the frame that's probably not supposed to be there. Someone done goofed.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 26/04/2026

Oh look, it's the usual sycophants saying basically this.

Two posts on X. The first is from End Wokeness and says "Now you know why the left is suing to block Trump's privately-funded WH ballroom". The second is from Libs of TikTok and says "THIS IS WHY WE NEED TRUMP'S BALLROOM"

A post from Meghan McCain on X that says, "I don't want to hear one more fucking criticism of Trump's new ballroom at the White House."

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 26/04/2026

I'm now firmly in the camp of this being a false flag attack specifically so he could make the argument that building his ballroom is a national security issue, because SCOTUS has told him he's not allowed to have it if it's not one.

Trump said this was "not a particularly secure building." He then said that the episode underscored why the White House needed beefed-up security and its own ballroom.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 14/04/2026

I recently remembered I have this, charged it up, and gave it an open. It still runs! Unfortunately, despite only being opened in January, 2019, and then not again until today, the LCD screen is yellowing. Does anyone know how to fix that without taking it apart? @cyan.com @cyanworlds.bsky.social

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 25/03/2026

I use a spreadsheet.

The bottom of a spreadsheet with seven tabs: Characters, Locations, Tech, Creatures, Miscellaneous, Story, Plot.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 26/02/2026

I just tried posting my #vss365 entry for today as a reply in my story thread. Twice. Both times the post seemingly went through, but it doesn't appear in the thread. When I try to open either of them, I get a "Post not found" page. What's up with that? Is there some unknown maximum thread length?

Two identical posts from me, DiMono, that both say "Replied to a post - #Velocity must be maintained. He needed to lean on a weak spot. That meant following Jimmy Foot back to the Endgame Cafe in Forest Hill, or breaking down Randy Rose's door in the Beaches to find out whether he answered to the Redcloaks now that Coronello was a corpse. #vss365"

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 22/02/2026

Is it just me, or is Kyle Bukauskas, the player interviewer for the Olympic hockey games, the lovechild of Lou Diamond Phillips and Rick Astley?

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 10/02/2026

I use the Logitech Ergo K860. It's split, ergodynamically shaped, has a heel rest, and the chicklet keys are easy to press.

An ergonomic keyboard that absolutely will steal your girlfriend and tell you "bro, it's nothing to worry about, we're just friends." They're not friends. That keyboard has graphic intentions and all the keys in the right places to bring those intentions to life. Look at those slutty curves. The chicklet keys that only require a little bit of effort to press, so that your girl is free to use the rest of her energy satisfying the keyboard after it satisfies her - that's right, it puts her first, just like you've never done, Doug. I see you. Mary is happier with this keyboard than you ever could have made her. Live with your shame, you weirdo.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 03/02/2026

Give me an iconic #StarTrek image

Several spaceships firing beam weapons at a giant spaceship in the shape of a cube. The battle of Wolf 359 from Star Trek.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 01/02/2026

Hey @discord.com, why are embeds on the website version suddenly a tenth the size after clicking the play button?

A screenshot of Discord. The top part is a Twitch embed that has not been clicked on, and it is the normal size. The bottom part is a Twitch embed that HAS been clicked on, and it is less than half the height and width.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 31/01/2026

My #vss365 protagonist is named Jeff. I've always said that he's not a good person.

A bar chart published by CNN and attributed to the Federation of American Scientists, citing sizes of the world's nuclear arsenals.

Russia: 7,300
United States: 6,970
France: 300
China: 260
United Kingdom: 215
India: 100-120
Pakistan: 110-130
Israel: 80
North Korea: <10
Jeff: <10

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 26/01/2026

Ah, I see that I was unclear. I'm talking about this.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 26/01/2026

Is anyone else unable to load the Department of Homeland Security feed?

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 10/01/2026

It took a long time, but I have now deleted all but 4 posts on X. I left one calling Elon a nazi, one saying I don't support nazis, a link to dimono.ca, and @stefwoodburn.bsky.social being a cat.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 10/01/2026

Just a quick reminder that Trump has ALWAYS had ICE abuse immigrants. What he's doing now is not anything new. It's just turned up to 11.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 09/01/2026

When people ask me why I don't have opinions on some things.

A screenshot from tmblr.

judgejudyofficial: Stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

supreme-leader-stoat with a screenshot from a book by Marcus Aurelius: 52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you. Page 103

Red text seemingly stamped across the bottom of the page: Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take

judgejudyofficial: Everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

sylvyspritii: Thank you Marcus Aurelius

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 09/01/2026

Buttsbot was a legend.

A screenshot of Twitch chat.

TheDiMono: Blasphemy! Medium rare is the only acceptable way to eat steak. Rare if you're feeling saucy

Buttsbot: Blasphemy! Medium rare is the only acceptable way to eat butt. Rare if you're feeling buttbutt

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 05/01/2026

Right now, users on X are using Grok to create child porn. There have been no consequences, and Elon is laughing about it. If you're still active there, you're complicit. Image credit: www.facebook.com/groups/14041...

A black and white picture of a distressed teenage girl staring at the camera while holding a child against her chest. They are covered in red Grok logos symbolizing kiss marks and wounds. Surrounding them are real X posts from real users who are requesting Grok to do things like "Put them in underwear", "Take her dress off", "Put them in tiny bikinis"

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 03/01/2026

Congratulations, everyone, on living long enough to see a reality TV star start World War 3 in Venezuela.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 01/01/2026

Yeah, that seems about right.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 28/12/2025

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

The revised cover art for the Barenaked Ladies debut album Gordon, which features a red white and blue bouncy ball between the words Barenaked Ladies above it, and Gordon below it.

The original cover art for the Barenaked Ladies debut album Gordon, which features the five original members of the band posing around the word GORDON in giant letters.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 21/12/2025

Vic Michaelis as lead, AND it's a time loop movie?

Rick and Morty. Morty is saying "You son of a bitch, I'm in"

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 03/12/2025

Then it has a title "Mod of the Year" to describe my channel mod stats, which sounds like it's giving me an award. It says I've moderated one channel, which is not true (I'm a mod in several channels).

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 28/11/2025

Lar DeSouza did one based on this song in 2022.

A cartoon of a timid inmate saying "Litterin'" as three other inmates are wary of him on the other side of the panel. At the top of the panel are the words "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and "Group W." The comic is signed by Lar DeSouza

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 25/11/2025

They mean this Anya Chalotra?

Anya Chalotra in a midriff-revealing top

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 25/11/2025

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... Oscar is one of the funniest movies you'll ever see, with a sharp script and perfect casting, but it got panned all over the place because with Stallone involved people were expecting an action film and got a comedy instead.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 23/11/2025

X introduced a feature a couple of days ago that showed where an account was based. Then it turned out 99% of MAGA influencers were overseas, so they disabled the feature. Now it's back with an icon that provides a "can be affected by recent travel" caveat. The sad part? MAGA supporters don't care.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 23/11/2025

I'll add another, lesser-known album to my previous response. It's not because they're both circles. As far as you can prove.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 20/11/2025

Donald Trump is calling for the arrest of Democrat members of Congress who made a video urging the military to refuse to carry out illegal orders - which they are legally bound to do by the Uniform Code of Military Justice. And he is supporting a post that calls for those Democrats to be executed.

A post from Truth Social by President Donald Trump that says "It's called SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL. Each one of these traitors to our Country should be ARRESTED AND PUT ON TRIAL. Their words cannot be allowed to stand - We won't have a Country anymore!!! An example MUST BE SET. President DJT

Donald Trump reposting a message on Truth Social that reads "HANG THEM GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD !!"

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 22/10/2025

I think it's fair to say that Donald Trump has actually created the perfect illustration of his presidency.

The White House with almost its entire East Wing demolished

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 22/10/2025

Within hours of Daniel Naroditsky passing away, Vladimir Kramnik, who spent a full year baselessly accusing him of cheating, tried to use his passing as a way to prop himself up as somehow being the only person who cared about him. Kramink is vile, and FIDE needs to ban him. I typed a reply on X

Vladimir Kramnik quote-tweeting himself on X, with a community note.

Quoted tweet: "All in all, typical nowadays world of chess, the only thing everyone cares about is "looking great" and pretending there are no issues. Even if its about long term major problems. Stop this doublefaced hypocries for once, and try helping to solve them."

Quoting tweet: "Too high price paid, but if I was the only person shouting about obvious long term problems of Danya becoming alarming, requiring urgent measures from people around, while "friends" only cared about hiding it and erase evidence, its rotten to the core"

Community note: "Vladimir spent the last year publicly posting about US Chess player, Daniel Naroditsky with baseless claims of cheating.

In December 2023, Vladimir was also caught breaking Chess.com's TOS and was barred from prize tournaments for playing under someone else's name."

At the bottom of the community note is a link to Kramnik's Wikipedia page.

I do not post on X, but I typed out a post and took a screenshot. It would be a reply to Kramnik responding to someone who quote tweeted him with a question.

The original quoted Kramnik tweet: "Normally they dont "clean" in such a rush (although erasing materials from internet is "their" trademark, not on web means never happened 😉),must be something quite interesting I think"

X user Gabrial quote tweeted with the text "who is 'their'"

Kramnik's reply: "Those orchestrating dirtiest slanderous campaign against me for 2 years already"

My typed but not sent reply: "Slanderous campaign? You have spent recent years baselessly accusing literally anyone who beats you of cheating. You publicly harassed Danya for A YEAR, which clearly drove him to depression and medication.

Nothing you said about him was true. And nothing said about you is false"

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 18/09/2025

What's with the new YouTube update nerfing the in-player recommended videos to 3 instead of 12? That seems like... the opposite of driving engagement.

A screenshot of a post-video screen on YouTube showing three suggested videos.

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 16/09/2025

Happy Pythagoras Day!

A "don't like / like" meme with Pythagoras not liking September 15, 25, and then liking Sept 16, 25 because it's 3 squared / 4 squared / 5 squared

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DiMono @dimono.ca · 16/09/2025

@mark-carney.bsky.social This is a list of beliefs that Charlie Kirk held. It is fine to decry his murder as unacceptable political violence, but to elevate him with a standing ovation is abhorrent to Canadian values. Shame on you and everyone who participated.

A list of Charlie Kirk's beliefs:

- Gay people should be stoned to death
- Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane
- Taylor Swift should reject feminism and submit to her husband
- No one should be allowed to retire
- Leftists should be not be allowed to move to red states
- British Colonialism was what "made the world decent"
- The guy who assaulted the Pelosis should be bailed out
- Religious freedom should be terminated
- Multiple black politicians "stole white people's spots"
- MLK Jr was "an awful person"
- The Great Replacement Theory is reality
- Hydroxychloroquine cures COVID
- Vaccine requirements are "medical apartheid"
- Gun deaths are acceptable in order to have a 2nd amendment
- Women's natural place is under their husband's control
- Parents should prevent their daughters from taking birth control
- Georth Floyd had it coming, the Jan 6th protestors didn't
- The 1964 Civil Rights Act was a "huge mistake"
- Encouraged parents to protest mask mandates
- Mamdani winning in NY i a travesty because Muslims did 9/11
- Muslims only come to America to destabilize Western Civilization
- Palestine "doesn't exist" and those who support it are like the KKK

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