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DilfPickle

@dilfpickle.bsky.social
9.6K followers 291 following 562 posts

🔞 Amateur porn account for horny gay beefy shortstack dad. Personality questionable, but that dick though. Hobbies include being a dork, flirting with dudes who live too far away to bang. 🐻🦫🤓🍆 @DilfMorning on Twitter

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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You needed a handyman?
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Logged in today with zero intention to post, but the #humpday pics/vids you boys are all posting today are way too fucking horny, god damn it
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'd wouldn't mind seeing a couple of you boys on Bluesky find out just how far down you could get on this for #FCF
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Don't distract the handyman. Or do, actually.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Looking forward to shoving this back inside you.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Needs to be one of those obscure Swedish words specifically for when you're having a stressful day and you just need your friends to send you their fuck vids to clear your head.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Foreskin Retracted Reveal Friday #frrf For anyone who was curious
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Woke up at 6 am and had to slap the shit out of my sausage to get back to sleep.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Come pull these off me and do what you wanna do.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Tummy Tuesday but only because it's getting in the way of pecs.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Reposting my daddiest pic on this, the daddiest of days.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
TBT to that one gym shower that made my dick look 10% bigger and 20% more uncut.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
How I look when I open Bluesky in the morning for my quota of cub butt.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ate a 1 kg bag of mini eggs over the weekend. No self control AND a fat uncut dick.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Shower buddy needed.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Bonus pic for St. Patty's. Make sure you kiss an Irish boy today 🍀
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Wearing green for St. Paddy's at my local Irish pub, wish me luck.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
#FCF Request: Kneel on top of my lap, sit down on this right to the balls, and then let's kiss (yes, you specifically)
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Y'all know what day it is. Who's sitting on this to celebrate?
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
To the one guy out there whose hyper-specific fetish is "guy doing toilet repair in a fundoshi", this is the moment you've been waiting for.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Sweatpants season 👖
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Even if I fucked you a long time ago, I need you to know... I still beat off to that video we made of this cock barely fitting in that hole.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Barely squeezing this guy into A) #fcf B) your hole
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elklingshole.bsky.social @elklingshole.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Throwback to one of the tastiest dicks I've had the pleasure of swallowing...and to my floppy hair 😅
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Come get your hungover Sunday chest cuddles boys 🐻
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Tried to do the "repost an old photo of your dick" trend and exposed myself as someone who can't repost/quote post properly. Anyways here's my cock from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Open wide or bend over and it's all yours. #fcf
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It's hump day, you're legally obligated to climb on and ride a load out of me.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween, this year I'm going as a chair for chubby tattooed boys.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Need this cock sucked ASAP.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Not so hungover that I can't take a pic of my bulge when it's looking good 😎
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
It's been a minute, so have a belly slap of an #FCF today
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
How's your Saturday night?
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It's pouring rain here, and I would like to fuck someone on my couch.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
It should be some cub's cute hole instead of my hand, but, c'est la vie.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
A nice Sunday morning jerk off with friends 😌
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
✅ Beard ✅ Belly ✅ Boner Happy #fcf all.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
🐻🐻🐻
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Got really riled up by an oomf today and had to get myself sorted before the gym.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Held my breath for 52 seconds to look like I had muscles in this shot.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
A Post-Gym Pump for softie Saturday.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Outside of posting my dick here whilst saying nothing of my personal life, I actually am a big gamer. Also about to start Expedition 33 solely because so many bloomfs have given it amazing life-changing reviews.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Seating is reserved for stocky cute cubs and tatted boys with love handles today.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Need dick cuddles for #fcf
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Looking to provide someone's fat ass with a slow and gentle fuck this morning.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
It's 13 degrees out but I am committed to acting like it's summer.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Dadurday night live.
A dad in a bar bathroom
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
FCF with a touch of flannel.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Dad has to go into the office today, son.
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DilfPickle @dilfpickle.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Not suggestive per se but making a new bed (to bang you all in).
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