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Don't put that in your butt

@dildont.bsky.social

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A collection of things you should probably not insert into your rectum. Send your submissions in DMs please.

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Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

a cleric's mace

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

qBittorrent

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Thassa's Bident

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Celeste's horn

Source: https://x.com/i/status/2023607397814616215

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Dewytree Nature Fresh hand creams and soothing gels

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

pennyshaver

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

airbending staff

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

entry plug

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

the Golden Ear award

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

crucifix

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Thrustmaster T.16000M FCS

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

dragonstorm globe

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

vial of dragonfire

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

nail polish remover

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

"Pokéballz" Dildo

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Aurora's wand

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Common stinkhorn

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Guinsoo's Rageblade

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

giant 3-pound gummy worm

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

firework rockets

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

candy canes

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

microneedling pen

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

these league of legends items

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

metal pipe

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

cider can

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Jayce's hammer

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

gear shift stick

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

test tube

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

knitting needles

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

your head

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

a rusty spoon submitted by @chknpearson.bsky.social

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

bottle gourd

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

kinder susprise egg submitted by @chknpearson.bsky.social

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

coarse sand submitted by @chknpearson.bsky.social

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

Andúril, Flame of the West

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Bluetooth speaker

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

elon musk

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

Bowser coin beam

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

gunpla

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

letter from bluesky

000

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

empty beer bottle (you might accidentally start another Yugoslav War)

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 10/09/2024

bottle of champagne

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 06/09/2024

IQOS Iluma Prime heated tobacco device

000

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 02/09/2024

Nova the Breeder

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 14/08/2024

long nails

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

The Hydro-Dynamic Spatula with Port and Starboard Attachments and Turbo Drive submitted by @enbylocks.bsky.social

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 09/08/2024

LEGO® NASA Apollo Saturn V submitted by @eibhleann.bsky.social

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 08/08/2024

Reminder than you can submit your own ideas for this account by sending me a dm (picture related). I'm sure all of you are aware of at least a few objects that don't belong in buttholes. Let me tell the world about them!

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 07/08/2024

Microcontroller

Don't put that in your butt @dildont.bsky.social · 05/08/2024

brutalist buttplug