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Dildo Schwagins

@dild0schwagins.bsky.social
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The name is a ripoff of the hacker from South Park. In these trying times, real names aren’t a great idea. Wisconsin. If you’re in the cult F-Off.

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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
What a great taxpayer investment. Where's DOGE again?
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Spoken like a true dictator. Though instead of Dolls I figured he'd say guns. Seems to be more fitting.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Oh, so this is what Christian Nationalists do. Quite Christian of them.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Quite Christian Nationalist of them.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
You forgot "Happy"
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Is this real or AI gen? Or??? I can't tell anymore.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I see he has his Trump bust pinned to his suit coat.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Oh she'll do something. She'll fall in line and vote with the Republicans and MAGA 100% of the time. That's what she'll do.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
#revolt
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
It appears that the SS has gotten a little older, a little "wiser", and a little more INSANE.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This guy talking about dignity... Just look at him...
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Manipulating the market and then taking credit only for when it tries to recover. This guy is a phony fascist.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
For 90 days till they do this exact same thing again to steal more money.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I thought market manipulation was pretty illegal?
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
This country needed to end and reset anyways. There's no saving this place anymore. It's like Gilead/America/Canada. This has been long overdue.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Make sure you watch Handmaids Tale season 6 so we know how to fight over the next 4 years. Should at least tell us a few things
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Call to action: May 1st, impeach and remove May Day protest in Washington D.C. Camp will be setup to occupy the capitol for daily demonstrations and occupation. linktr.ee/maydayprotest #3E #handsoff #fiftyfiftyone #teslatakedown #opstopfascism #campmayday
 Mayday: A Vision of Protest, Art, and Change < Daily Public Demonstrations
Art as Resistance
IMPEACH AND REMOVE
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The fact that the Handmaids tale is playing out in front of my eyes; May Day and all is pretty wild.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Burning our tax money, showing off her insanely expensive watch. What a fucking witch.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Nationwide Protests Tomorrow! ✊️💙✊️ Here are a few websites that may help you find an action in your area: www.fiftyfifty.one events.pol-rev.com/search?searc... rally.co/hands-off-ma... If you have any more information on local protests, please feel free to add it in the comments. Thanks! 💙💪💙
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hank tough!!
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
So do we call this Black Thursday/Friday? Black Thursday? Black April? Black future? Hank tough!
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I don’t even have to go to a gas pump to use these stickers. Now I can just stick them on my laptop screen. #maganomics #trumpdidit #maga #stockmarketcrash
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
BREAKING NEWS! It’s too late
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It’s good that you healed yourself, but for years your platform on WTMJ bit by bit enabled this cult to take over and destroy this once great country. Thanks.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
No, they won’t. It’s a cult. Cult believers believe until the bitter end.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Foxnews would air a hit piece of 2 years straight if this happened under a dem president. For Trump though, it’s a hit piece of trans people in fencing.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
God damn is this post funny.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Is there a way to meet Hank tough? Would he be a better president?
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Tar meet feather
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/04/2025
Who did this?
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
If we know it or not, it’s time for a REVOLT! #tariffs #revolt
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
But that sniveling little weasel would vote for Trump a million times more if he could.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
You don't tariff one of your lovers.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Tim Apple is really getting crushed on the Market today. #timapple #maga #trump #maganomics #tariffs #apple
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hat needs to be changed, and put a huge Christian cross around his neck.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This dude needs a mental health intervention.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Trump and his Busch league cronies today announcing tariffs and celebrating the destruction of the United States of America. #trump #maga #tariffs #itsacult
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We do. Yes sole of us voted the right way but ultimately the dems have ignored the writing on the wall. We haven’t educated people correctly, and so on. So yeah, we all deserve what we get.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Just a reminder that we deserve everything we get.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Focus on what counts now. The crash of the stock market and economy. It’s every man and family for theirselves now.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Jim Cramer on CNBC can fuck right off. Mad Money is a bunch of shit. Rich tv host making piles of money says that everything is great and he loves trumps tariffs. What a piece of shit. #jimcramer #garbage #cnbc
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I love this for us. We deserve everything that we get.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I’m excited to watch the stock market in free fall and the maga people loving every minute of it. I’m paying $3.29 a gal for gas in Wi. January 19th it was $2.68.
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Dildo Schwagins @dild0schwagins.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Me gearing up to watch the stock market implode on “liberation day” lmao. (Premarket is already a bloodbath) #liberationday #stockmarket #itsgoindown #maganomics #tariffs
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