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Everyday Cyborg

@digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy
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Mathematician, occultist, and combat philosopher. Bipolar bisexual polymath with a robot heart 🌉 bridged from ⁂ retro.pizza/@digitalraven, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Oh no. Oh fuck no. Not another great. RIP Peter Cullen. This week can get in the fucking sea
Two pictures side-by-side, one of Optimus Prime, a red robot with a blue head and grey face, and the other of Peter Cullen, an older man with short black hair and a greying moustache.
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Whoever wrote the AP review of Coyote vs. Acme has never experienced what we call "joy" or "fun"
Screengrab of the review

Some Hollywood decisions defy logic. Like, who looked at the world of Looney Tunes, those unhinged cartoons of our youth, and thought: Let's add a bunch of personal injury lawyers.
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy (h/t @cstross
A white-on-black image of a man sitting on a bench with a briefcase by his feet, in a pose evoking the movie poster from Forrest Gump. Text along with the image:

Police are like a box of chocolates

They'll kill your dog
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
For the Americans of my acquaintance, this is how far north Edinburgh actually is. Sunset today was a few minutes after 10pm, and it doesn't get properly dark at this time of year.
A map of north america with 56th parallel drawn in red, stretching from hyder alaska, passing over edmonton and through the hudson bay
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
[Wanking Kermit] I shared this elsewhere and had to add "Spoilered for wanking Kermit" and thought it was too funny a line not to share.
Kermit the frog, standing with trousers round his ankles, facing away from the camera so we can see his bare buttocks, one arm posed to imply he is grasping his penis, watches two mating frogs on the tv.

Caption: "Lmao. I done seen it all" followed by five laughing emoji
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 09/04/2026
It always annoyed me that I couldn't find a gif of this moment, so I ended up doing it myself after a friend jokingly "summoned" a bunch of us to a party
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026
[uspol, trump, dementia] If the United States can't get rid of the dementia patient it currently calls "President", then it has less of a government than most so-called rogue states that the "developed world" have helped bomb into the Stone Age.
A tweet from Nick Schifrin

NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland,
reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European
ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:

Dear Ambassador:

President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime
Minister Jonas Gahr Stere, be forwarded to your [named head of
government/state]

"Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel
Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, | no longer feel an obligation
to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now
think about what is good and proper for the United States of America.
Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they
have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it's
only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats
landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since
its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The
World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of
Greenland. Thank you! President
DJT"
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 05/01/2026
Dark as fuck meme. NSFW, NSFL, NMS
Two images from Futurama. In the top one, Morbo watches nervously as Linda reads the headline "At three days old, 2026 was still young enough for Donald Trump to fuck it." The bottom image has Bender and Fry on a couch, Fry spitting out coffee
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2025
Maybe a 4?
A tweet by @saerodynamic_

quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
Eat shit ya hamster-haired walloper
“This immense recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is an impetus to
conclude our task: to conquer Freedom," Machado said in a statement.

Among those who missed out was US President Donald Trump, who has made
no secret of his desire to get the prestigious award, with public overtures on
the seven wars he claims to have ended.

Nominations for the award closed in January. A White House official
responded by saying the "Nobel Committee proved they place politics over
peace”.

Announcing the recipient of the prize at the Norwegian Nobel Institute in Oslo
on Friday, the committee warned that "democracy is in retreat" across the
world.
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2025
Two tweets:
1. Brandy Bryant BM @InkMasterb...
Breaking: Charlie Kirk loses gun debate.

2. Brandy Bryant BM @InkMaster...

The "The left can't take a joke" crowd sure are having a normal reaction with this joke.
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2025
Sums up quite handily why I hate the current trend of listing identities/tropes along with the cover of the book with the fire of a thousand suns. If that's all your book marketing is, you're doing your book a major disservice.
A Tumblr post and replies

ophthalmotropy, Jun 16, 2023:
Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions
of autism? What about neurodivergent
protagonists ? Yes? What about asexual
neurodivergent protagonists that go on
chapters-long rants about their special interests?
You want gay characters that are important to
the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The
author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton
Ellis, is

doctorbluesmanreturns Oct 26, 2023:
Perfectly concise summary of why book recommendations need an actual plot summary
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2025
Transphobic hate group "Women's Equality Watch Scotland" — a group based out of Dundee — have written to the RSPB (a bird protection charity) to complain about "Nature Walks for Women" that are inclusive of trans and non-binary people. The walks are held in […] [Original post on retro.pizza]
A tweet from hate-group "Woman's Equality Watch Scotland", with the words "We've written to RSPB England" and a screenshot of an event on the RSPB website offering Nature Walks for Women. The screenshot does not include the inclusive language on the event page, presumably in case it turns anyone reading it trans.
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2025
Clive Barker gets it.
Noting Rowling's vast financial success, Barker felt that Rowling’s newfound position of fame ought to exclude her from discussing trans rights. He added, “It really just seems redundant for a woman as successful, as validated in the world, as Ms Rowling, to be negative, to be disruptive if you will, to a very beaten up subculture. These are human beings. She has no right to opine, | think, upon the lives of human beings that she does not know.”

“| feel very protective of people who are on the edge of our culture as gay people still are,” Barker continued. “And certainly transgender people are on the edge of our culture. And here you have one of the most successful people in the frigging world - Ms Rowling. Going after a very emotionally vulnerable portion of our culture. It just seems unnecessary and unfair.”
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2025
So Trump's new tariffs have been done by LLM... that's right, U.S. economic policy is now being decided by shit autocorrect.
A post by vfxgordon:

Also note that the tariffs are not broken down by country, they're broken down by top level internet domain.

It's why islands that are populated entirely by penguins (the .hm domain) and why the Diego Garcia military base on BIOT (.io) are listed, also why Reunion (.re) and Gibraltar (.gi) are listed separately from France & the UK.

They 100% used an LLM to generate this list and didn't catch the mistake because they're all dumb as rocks.
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2025
Good riddance. Go AI and die, fuckers. (NaNoWriMo last year defended using plagiarism engines and claimed they were vital for writers.)
To Our NaNoWriMo Community: 

We come to you today with sad news. After six years of struggling to sustain itseff financially, NaNoWriMo (the nonprofit) will begin the process of shutting down. 

Explaining how we got here is both simple and complex. The funding woes that have threatened so many nonprofits in recent years are an unextraordinary trend. Many beloved organizations announced their closure last year. Many more are fighting for their lives. Media coverage of financial crisis within the sector—especially among arts nonprofits—has been widespread.
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2024
In addition to #Transformers and #Gundam robots, I've recently been on a #PowerRangers kick. My favourite mech designs are the ones that are deliberately robotic, with base forms of vehicles rather than animals. And my overall favourite has to be the Lightspeed […] [Original post on retro.pizza]
Models/toys of the Lightspeed Zords in vehicle form, all futuristic but recognisable for what they are - a white ambulance, a red fire truck, a blue and grey water tanker, green VTOL aircraft, and a yellow hazard rescue vehicle.Model/toy of the Lightspeed megazord - a large, brightly-coloured robot in the Super Sentai/Power Rangers tradition. The head is red with yellow antenna, the torso is red and grey, the waist and upper legs are blue and black, the right lower leg is white while the left is yellow. In its right hand it carries a large sword.Models/toys of the Lightspeed Zords in vehicle form, demonstrating action features. The ambulance has a loading ramp deployed, the hazard truck has its rear claw deployed. The ladder truck has long ladders deployed, reaching towards the camera, ending with open-palmed hands. The water tanker is half-transformed into legs with the water cannon on top. The VTOL is carrying the water tanker using a pair of grey chains.Models/toys of the Lightspeed Zords ready to combine. The ambulance and hazard truck are lower legs, with their front-ends tilted forwards as feet. The water tanker is standing on the grey tanker that has split into legs. The ladder truck has become a torso and pair of arms, while the VTOL has revealed the Megazord head
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Everyday Cyborg @digitalraven.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2024
Out practicing for the Samhuinn Fire Festival, and the aurora borealis showed up to welcome us. So naturally we had to salute it. Yes, this was the middle of Scotland's capital city. This aurora gives not one fuck for your light pollution. #samhuinn […] [Original post on retro.pizza]
Me, a tall man with a mohawk, facing away from the camera, silhouetted against the bright red and green Northern Lights. My right hand points a sword straight up.
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