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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

No clue. But he's a Virgo, and they can be secretly sensitive to such things. Also, Virgos rank pretty high on the "Zodiac Signs Most Likely To Be Serial Killers" list.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Hmmm. Stephen is getting fat. I think we should tell him that. Repeatedly. Side note: Nothing wrong with being fat.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

The "What About" brigade has arrived!

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Me: Oh no - there's an ambulance at Walmart. Mom: Walmart is where old people go to die. Me: Mom ...

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Perhaps "alternative science" is a better term.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

So the caller is saying his immune system is alpha, the virus that causes COVID-19 is beta, and the viruses that cause syphilis and gonorrhea are alpha. Thus, he is protected from COVID-19. MAGA science is weird.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Don't feign ignorance. Trump is wagging that dog to cover up his tax evasion problems in Panama.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Thank you, Gurdeep. You are always a breath of fresh air!

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Normally, I would suggest a color, but this combo calls for a nude toe. You're accessorizing with gold, yes? Gold earrings and/or necklace? Or emerald earrings, no necklace, and a gold clutch? Do a smokey eye with gold highlight and nude lips or dark neutral lips. You're going to look amazing!!

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Let me fix that for you: What happens is the quiet ones read what I say, research it, realize I'm pushing antivaxxer propaganda, and I'll never never know. It's like I'm inoculating them against conspiracy theories.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

"BECAUSE THE VACCINE IS CAUSING THE CASES!!!!!!!" Thank you for admitting you're an antivaxxer. Focus on the all caps part. It's important. "... vaccine-derived polioviruses (cVDPVs) can emerge and cause paralysis in areas with LOW POPULATION POLIOVIRUS IMMUNITY." www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes...

cdc.gov

Update on Vaccine-Derived Poliovirus Outbreaks ...

This report describes cases of vaccine-derived polioviruses in 39 countries during January 2023–June 2024.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Me: *plugs in heating pad and hands it to mom* Mom: Is it warm? It isn't warm. Me: I just plugged it in. Mom: Did you plug it in plug it in? Oh, wait, it's getting warm now.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

They're just trying to curry favor with the incoming administration. It will work on Trump, but Elon has his ear.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Mom: What are you doing? Me: I just finished eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Mom: You're feeding Dr. Swanson dinner? Who is Dr. Swanson? Me: MOM.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Mom: I want a sip of water. Me: Holding water bottle to her mouth. *water runs down her chin* Mom: EW! Did you squeeze the bottle? Me: It's a metal water bottle.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Unfortunately, this is going to become more commonplace over the next 4 years. It won't just be CEOs either. The socio-economic divide will expand to include those with and without security details.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Mom: *OUCH* Me: What happened? Mom: I bit my mouth again. Me: *grimacing in sympathy* Mom: I think the inside of my mouth is too big.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Mom: What are those things? Me: Taquitos. Mom: Hmm. They look like starvation hotdogs.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Mom: Sometimes when I'm tired, my brain just leaves me. Me: Like, does it go out in the backyard and chill? Mom: Shut up.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Me: What time did you take your pill? Mom: I don't know, I can't read. Me: Good to know.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

*Mom starts one of her computer games* Me: Hey, turn that up. I like the music in that one. Mom: Music? *looking* I don't see any music. Me: ...

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Me: *calling Mom* Is it raining at the house? Mom: It's .... um .... I'm sitting in a chair. Me: OK!

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

When I was younger, everything I created was "precious," and I hung on to it. I released my emotional attachment and can now view my work with a more critical eye. That said, if it's contract work, I save EVERYTHING because 5 years from now, someone is going to ask for a revision.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

How long before Elon decides to sue them or posts some vague threat with his nonexistent governmental powers?

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I'm from the South. We smile and say, "Bless your heart." It goes both ways, hard.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Excellent tactic! I yelled into the void, binge watched Wednesday (again), and made a bunch of cheeky stickers for my Etsy shop.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I went to visit the Xlaws today. They are a sad, whinging lot. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I just visited the Xlaws and thought you'd enjoy this - the usual angry accounts, Catturd, Gunther Eagleman, et al, have a thread going whinging about you not posting on X anymore. They miss you and won't admit it.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Me: It's out of date. Mom: Well, it was new when I bought it.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I'm going to post some old stuff from the bad place so it doesn't get lost. Enjoy!

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I should say hello to all the fine folks following me. Hello! I don't post much, other than the (in my biased opinion) hilarious things my 90-year-old mother says. I am quick with a snarky and/or fact-filled comment. You have been warned. And, I'm glad you're here.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Agreed. Side note: At first glance, without my glasses, it looks like he is sniffing a velociraptor butt.

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digitallux @digitallux.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

"... a word that I regularly use and I think is a regular word ..." What field is she in that she would regularly use an outdated medical term?

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