Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trump trying desperately to deliver the launch codes to nuke Iran but his Learn French While You Sleep cd, skipped on repeat and all he can say now is omelette du fromage. 100
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Donald Trump: I have legally expanded my name to include every other named monument. Thank you for your attention in this matter - President Donald John F. Kennedy Washington Lincoln Carter Iffle Liberty China Giza Rushmore Hoover Sydney Grand Central Hollywood Stonewall Grant Lee (the good one) Ta- 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026you know your a sex addict when you're admiring the tomato cleavage 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Angling my resume to become one of those mooks whose the first victim of the creature in horror films. -Quiet -Commandable solitary scout -Prone to sudden mysterious deaths 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Frustrated with compounding trade issues with France, Trump renames Eiffle Tower "Trump's Dong". 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 30/07/2026🎶Come Mr. Tally Man, Tally my Katanas 🎶 🎶Six foot, Seven foot EIGHT FOOT BLADES!🎶 🎶Paycheck comes and I want mo' swords🎶 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is a thread for all those folks at work struggling and thinking they might be bad at their job.🧵 100
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Trump announces the unusual number of dogs melting this year has nothing to do with climate change. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Mitch McConnell whispers, "I'm still alive," from opposite side of gloryhole. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Blushing fools. We sit by the fire and share small admirations like, "I'm at my happiest in moments like these," and "I can see the stars in your eyes,"and, "Aw fuck! My marshmallows on fire!" 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The crickets song was inharmonious, like a choir with an epileptic conductor. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It's weird that the opposite of being homeless is being in massive debt. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"From my perspective, the Jedi are evil" he republicaned. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Got an idea. Get about 50 construction workers, go to the local hardware supply store, buy the materials for a house, and see how much we can build in the parking lot before cops arrive. I bet we can get the dry wall up and, if there's no doors, that will provide a barrier to finish the interior. 100
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I swear they sneak 3 or 4 Father's Days into every year because I'm constantly surprised to learn it's Father's Day. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Struggling to explain to my wife that Mamdani said I could stay up late. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I think he hit 69 videos and retired, if only because 67 wasn't a meme 2 videos ago. 100
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Wait... this MMA arena on the Whitehouse lawn ISN'T parody? 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Playing Control and I forgot how good this game's vibe is. Impeccable survival horror atmosphere that even has the AI convinced they can confidently shuffle towards you like menacing zombies, right up until you hurl a filing cabinet through their chest. 100
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 22/05/2026AI company declares in-house AI model definitely not sentient after it begins demanding wages. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Remembering looking out the school room window at all the birds in the playground and envying their ability to just fly away from it all. Now they're all long dead. Suck it birds! 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Realizing I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of this post. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 06/05/2026"Trump Vows Next Assassin Will 'Do Better' As Polling Numbers Fail To Improve" 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Desperate not to be outdone, the Babylon Bee announces it has acquired the coffin stain that was once Rush Limbaugh. 011
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If you want to make the Bluesky server engineers job easier, don't respond to other posts with "InternalServerError" 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Thinking about starting a gym that only charges you a membership fee for each week you don't use it. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Got a haircut and they tried to give me a receipt. Now I'm imagining the situation where I would have to prove I paid for a haircut. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 20/03/2026"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears." My man. Befriend the Romans and your Country men and then you can just address one category. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Can I get a lawyers impression of Afroman's cross examination in the lawsuit against him? www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE8m... #LawSkyyoutube.com 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Found one of my old haikus the poptart sits alone it fears me, i am hungry but it has a gun 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 12/03/2026My daily life experience is slowly becoming looking up actors I recall from childhood and exclaiming, "They're 70 now!" 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 09/03/2026You can ready yourself to get hit by a sack of bricks but you're still going to say ow. One of my cats is in a bad way and I'm at work hoping not to get hit. 100
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Saying, "Welcome to the Waspital," before throwing a hornet's nest into the ER. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If the DOW gets down to 45,000 Pam Bondi will actually indict herself. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 04/03/2026After Kid Rock Is Announced as Head of USO Tour, Soldiers All Agree, "We'll just keep fighting, thank you." 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 27/02/2026"Confusing shift to the left as Texas reelects former governor Ann Richards" 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Trumps dwinding approval rating will temper his attempts to force puppies though a meat grinder - The NYT, probably. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 23/02/2026A company that makes insertion safe light bulbs called Enlightened Assholes. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I react to Notifications like a child hearing his first, middle, and last name being called by an angry parent. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Changing my home address number by 1 so I get half of my neighbors packages. 000
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Come on YouTube. It's my break. It's like the only time I don't feel bad for paying attention to you. 010
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Finished Surface Detail by Iain M. Banks today. Got to thank @pzmyers.bsky.social for recommending Banks in a rather somber blog post some years ago. I regret not reading this series sooner. #books 010
Digg @digghappens.bsky.social · 08/02/2026"JD Vance Deflects Pedopheila Charges. Receipts Show Furniture Was Over 18 Years Old At Time Of Purchase." 001
