DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Low-key obsessed with the five star reviews of my local McDonald's. 000
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I had a discussion about workplace DEI with a friend a few months back. The policies being complained about were not even enforced. From what I could tell the request from HR was "please read the CVs of BIPOC people" 000
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Saint Helena is a fascinating place. They have TV shows and movies. 000
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Probably the best two-word Simpsons bit. Maybe tied with Supernintendo Charmers. 130
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Again, what’s the name of the skate park we’re supposed to meet at? 000
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 15/05/2026This is me after AI reads "9m 52s" as "nine metres fifty-twos" 010
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The name they gave this child's clothing store is probably the best brand name gag in the whole series. 120
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Me waking up in Vancouver after GMT-5 has already been posting for three hours. 020
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Elon telling the world that Tesla will be pivoting away from making cars and instead focusing on AI robots or whatever is when Troy McClure turned down the sidekick role in the new McBain movie. 020
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Yeah making something like that away from a proper bbq seems like an ordeal. as much of fan as I am of eating in the park by my house. 110
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Listening to (and loving!) the new Maintenance Phase bonus episode and learning about tech innovations that literally Onion articles from last century. 010
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 20/12/2025When I'm doing a puzzle I start by sorting the pieces and once I've got all four corners I announce "we're 25% done!" It doesn't make sense, it's not funny, and there's no one around to hear me. But I say it every time. 010
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Why is any part of my pension plan invested in what is effectively a Simpson's joke from Season Two? 010
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Called 911 this morning to report this Groundskeeper Willie-inspired solution to hole safety that I found on a busy sidewalk on my way to coffee this morning. 110
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Watching game six in a bar with two screens. The visible screen from my seat is two seconds ahead of the other one. The audio is from the other feed. The delayed one. It’s distracting. Remember normal broadcast technology? Remember? 030
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Unpopular fake movie opinion: Chitlin' and the Dude was a worse fake movie than Simple Jack. 000
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 26/10/2025@jessealexander.bsky.social can you comment on this? Is this true? 110
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Also Google's AI did some glorious work helping me find the part of Richard's quote I couldn't exactly recall. 000
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I love how this screenwriting example (of what not to do) is basically the dating montage from The Naked Gun (1988) 100
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I love how there's a movie out that's doing Avatar-level worldwide box office and I've never even heard of it (or the first one for that matter) 130
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 30/07/2025and that line from the movie where Reese says "the 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy" makes me think of Carl Havoc 010
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 30/07/2025As soon as Google's AI started telling people that rocks were part of a balanced human diet, the Terminator movies lost some of their lustre for me (Skynet suddenly became a lot less threatening/serious) 110
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 18/06/2025ugh... why do my bones feel so brittle? I always drink plenty of.... 010
DieHardThree @diehard3.bsky.social · 15/06/2025New life goal: to be happy like the German couple in the graphic on the toilet seat box. 000
