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A DieCast Lifestyle

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Agrometallurgist, neurocrunchy, and fully poseable end-of-life skinjob. Endlessly overwhelmed. Available in 1.5 languages.

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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 11/08/2026
This wee weirdo just flew in. They're very loud as it turns out.
Overhead shot of a beetle feeling out the back end of a smallish computer mouse. Both are on black denim.Overlit beetle with long antlers, yellowish. its wings folded in are translucent where they cover its shiny yellow back giving it a sort-of hourglass shape.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 22/07/2026
Creature of the night.
A fuzzy orange moth sitting on a soft LED lightbulb with dirty glass leaves, part of a lampshade, frames it.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 24/06/2026
Not long now.
Cloqmse 3 quarter profile. A grey cat with white shirt-front, belly and muzzle, except a brown splodge on his nose. He's sitting under a table. White patch between his eyes.View of the same cat, from behind and above. All grey except for a bit of white on the left shoulder and a small white patch on his white hip. His tail is out behind with a curl at the end.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 23/05/2026
He's OK, he just rest now.
Photo of brown moth on kitchen paper. His wings are down now. I think he's at his resting place.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 23/05/2026
This one's been following me all night, went to roll up my sleeve and he was on my arm. Blew him off then had to get him off the floor so I don't step on him.
Brown moth on kitchen paper, body about the size of my finger. Very still.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 07/05/2026
Much better pixelframe.design/he-man-and-t...
He-Man logo generator. Just says "Snap - I've Got The Power!" in big chunky HE-MAN writing.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 01/05/2026
Been seeing stuff about sleep paralysis demons and The Hat Man is nothing new.
Shot from the start of the video to Preacher Man by Fields Of The Nephilim. Dark surrounds with smokey air in the background, the band stand in the centre with Carl McCoy as a silhouette with a long coat and a hat, and two glowing eyes.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 28/04/2026
This referring to a vote on amendments proposed by the Hoise of Lords, not the Third (final) Reading on 18th March. Can't imagine why... More centrist shite-of-hand. Increasingly desperate.
Post implying Green Party politicians voted for a bill quote-posting a result for a vote on amendments that happened on 27th April 2026.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 26/03/2026
He says "national liberation", not "nationalism". And I did check it against the audio. Either you need to get your ears cleaned out or there's some reason you left this one so late.
Screen cap from recorded stream on Greens For Palestine titled Zionism Is Racism: A Discussion On Motion A105. Transcript is up at 1:03:03 highlighting Frank Magennis saying that Israeli Jews have only two choices other than fascism, embrace Palestinian National Liberation or leave.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 17/03/2026
Includes chocolate, breakfast cereals, margarine and sliced bread. I, for one, am all for the banning of margarine, horrible syntheticy shite. www.jacc.org/doi/10.1016/...
Grab from the study: 
UPFs are industrially manufactured formulations of food often modified by chemical processes and then assembled into ready-to-consume hyperpalatable food and drink products using flavors, colors, emulsifiers, and other cosmetic additives containing few whole foods.4 UPFs are defined using the Nova classification system and include foods such as soft drinks, sweet or savory packaged snacks, chocolate, candies, ice cream, packaged breads and buns, margarines and other spreads, cookies, pastries, cakes, breakfast cereals, reconstituted meat products, and more. UPFs might influence cardiometabolic health through multiple mechanisms and pathways including increasing energy intake, altering the gut microbiome, interfering with gut-brain satiety signaling, and hormonal effects which then may lead to insulin resistance, dyslipidemia, obesity, hypertension, endothelial dysfunction, and oxidative stress.5-8 In addition, high UPF consumption may displace healthier, nutrient-dense foods from the diet, thereby lowering overall diet quality and further contributing to cardiometabolic risk.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 05/03/2026
Seems about right, she cannae take much mor a this cap'n! AKA This is how your email finds me.
An eye, brown, looking to screen right with a burst blood vessel on the white bit facing the camera.

Yes, it's in a face. The hooded eyelid barely visible.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 19/02/2026
As much as Andy may be the sacrificial lamb the rest are using to save them selves, we can still take a moment to enjoy this sweet, sweet sweet sweet, catatonia. Last time a royal looked that bad he was days away from death.
The paedophile formerly known as a prince in the back of a car giving a great impression of a dead squirrel.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 18/01/2026
You'll either die a hero or live long enough to become a parody of yourself.
Shot of Seth Abramson, humourless political analyst posting about his new album (?) With such classic lines as "this is a winter album about the winter of American democracy" and "the album opener leads off with Nazi brownshirts".
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 27/11/2025
I was going to do the dishes, but then I got cat. He's watching Spacedock because he's a big nerd like me.
POV: Standard colour large cat settled down in my lap. I'm sitting in bed with my feet under the duvet because Raynauds.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 18/11/2025
Well, I see someone's finally noticed at least one of the ones we're having now. No. The answer's no. At least I can't.
Illustration of a giant asteroid hurling into the upper atmosphere of Earth with trailing dust cloud. Spark (youtube channel) logo on bottom right. Text underneath: "Is Humaniy Prepared For Another Extinction Level Event?
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 25/09/2025
Holee furkin' sheeet! The big fleshy thing is my finger for scale! It's alive (and movin' pretty fast too)!
Photo 1 of a teeny snail on an average sized apple. Backlit by a bedside lamp. Its shell is translucent like baking paper!Photo 2 of a teeny snail on an average sized apple. Backlit by a bedside lamp. Its shell is translucent like baking paper!Photo 3 has my index finger at least 10 times the size of a teeny snail on an average sized apple.Photo 4 also has my index finger slightly further away but still at least 10 times the size of a teeny snail on an average sized apple.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 22/09/2025
It's opposites day.
Bad copy of "you wouldn't download a poodle" ad but says "You wouldn't pay for a Disney.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 11/09/2025
Evidence enough that the shooter knew how to avoid leaving fingerprints but was dumb enough to damn their entire demographic? Puh-lease!
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 25/08/2025
How many doctors missed this? 4? 5? I only found this out because lithium is currently unavailable due to a manufacturer being fucking useless. And 'drowsiness' doesn't even begin to cover it. People have been talking about my 'cognitive difficulties'. I want a fucking do-over.
Text capture from site: ...like lithium, can have serious interactions with tramadol. Combining them may increase the risk of seizures, drowsiness and confusion.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 30/05/2025
This furry little terrorist went missing for over 36 hours, then was so hungry he bolted his food and threw a very liquid vom on the bedroom floor. My beautiful idiot son, who somehow survived as a stray for ? years but acts like he's never been outdoors.
View from front of cat, a large domestic short-hair, white with brownish grey like it was poured on him. His face looks to our right and he is sleepy.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 11/04/2025
The live wallpaper I've had on every device since 2012 is now unavailable on the Play store. This is the end of ... something. I'm just bummed out, OK? I'll be looking up how to extract the apk tomorrow. RIP little buddies 😢
Screenshot of KM Jungle wallpaper with plasticine palm trees, grass, bushes, smoking volcano and rhino + borb, elephant + borb, parrot, monkey and a giraffe's nose on the right with 2 step animations sliding across the screen. Lion not in picture.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 31/03/2025
Via StayAtHomeDev: "Unaccessible is a third-person wheelchair platformer about struggling to get a health insurance claim approved on a mysterious island without accessibility ramps." A new darkest timeline has emerged... #Disability #Gaming store.steampowered.com/app/3419670/...
Low poly game viewed from high position with a man in  a wheelchair and casts on both legs tries to navigate an obstacle course of concrete squares seperated from each other with a big drop underneath into the ocean.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 19/02/2025
Reminded of this today. Yes, it's a painting of an extinct ape-like creature that looks like Elon.
Illutraition of  a strange looking hunched down ape-man with an oddly hairless chest with shaggy hair everywhere else. It has the beady eyes and thing lips of a billion dollar disaster factory kleptomaniac.

It's in a forest with lush greenery at its feet.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 03/01/2025
You: cats don't like when you mess up their fur. My cat:
Back of my cat's head with the fur smooshed and backed. You can see where the fingers have pushed in.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 30/12/2024
"Spousal abuse" has "primal appeal". Ercurse mèe?
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 20/11/2024
One of these things is not like the others. #Stimming
In a supermarket, in with the extension plugs and mallets are fidget cubes. Because, it's got switches on it?
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 20/09/2024
This is the future bulbs give to us.
A cardinal butterfly sits on a 4 watt led filament bulb behind a lampshade cut into tree shapes.
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 03/03/2024
You: How man times do I have to tell you!? Me:
Still from the film Memento, Leonard (Guy Pierce) is talking. Text overlaid on image:
"Everything fades. If we talk for too long I'll forget how we started, and next time I see you I'm not going to remember this conversation. I don't even know if I've met you before."
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 10/02/2024
Yes, let's normalise making cracks at old people because they're people we don't like. Ignore that this came from Trumpers with axe to grind. If he's non compos mentis, then why aren't Republicans trying to push him out with that? And how is this not going to be used against future politicians?
Sheet saying: i simply have to laugh that there are people online blaming the press(?) for focusing (?) too much (??) on how the president cannot string three coherent words together anymore this is perhaps an issue, for the nation
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A DieCast Lifestyle @handle.invalid · 06/02/2024
It's officially an Old Man Meme now. No refunds.
Anakin smugging about murderousness meme
Anakin: It's Autism and ADHD.
Padmé: *laughs* So they kinda cancel each other out, right?
A *smugs*
P: So they kinda cancel each other... ... ?
P: ...
P: *thinks* What was I saying again?Anakin continues to smug.
Padmé: *thinks* Can't tell if he's horny or smug.
P: Now I can't remember his name.
P: Constipated?
P: Is it Andrew?Padmé: *thinks* I know, he told a joke, what was it?
P: Doesn't matter; laugh anyway.
P: Haha, you're so funny Andy!
A: *still smugging*
P: *thinks* Shit, that's not his name...
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