iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

😱 game studios would NEVER ship something without testing it thoroughly!?!?

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

There is a tiramisu pizza, too. Hauptspeise and dessert?

Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza à la Tiramisu

210

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Stick with German, it’s easier.

130

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Customer: we are doing this like it says in the manual. Me: you’re not. C: yes, we are. M: I guarantee you are not because that procedure is copied from the previous manual and I am the one who wrote it. C: ah. 😑

050

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

16:58: needed admin rights from IT to change a network setting. 17:02: needed them again to change some driver settings. But the freaking IT guy left at exactly 17:00. 🤬

120

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Customer maintenance techs. Who have shown themselves to be not so great in the past, but really outdid themselves this time. I’m still annoyed. This will take a while to process.

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Annoying day spent fixing a machine lthat 3-4 techs‘worked on’ for the last 3 months. Things that didn’t need to be removed were, cables removed, a real Easter egg hunt just to find out what they did. Long story short, turned it on and found the power supply was dead like I’d told them in Feb. 🤦🏻‍♂️

130

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

To the little white Kombi from Göttingen. I realize all the curves and narrow roads over Splügenpass are new to you and you’re being extra careful, but there were 6-7 of us behind you for what felt like 30-40km. You couldn’t pull off in to one of the many way areas along the way to let us pass? 🥺

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

The skin suit is rotting off the lizard person.

020

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Let your intrusive thoughts free? 🤣

100

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Ah, good tip with the utility bill, I’ll include that in my email to them.

020

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

No, my mother doesn’t talk to us, but if mail arrives (1-2 times a year) she sends a photo of it without comment.

220

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Immer wieder was Neues. Manchmal sachen für bekannten, manchmal was für die Arbeit.

000

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Ah, Holzwürmer. Das ist aber mehr gegen holzstaub (🫁), dachte ich.

100

We have a Flieder in the garden. We keep having to cut it back, but didn’t last year so are getting a lot of blooms this year.

I listened to the audiobook and am waiting a bit before watching the movie. I liked the book.

Asking as a lathe user, what is a lathe face shield?

100

Metallbearbeitungsmaschinen und dazugehörige messmittel. Das ich als zerspaner cosplayen kann. 🙄🙈

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

See also: take a screenshot and then try to select something before realizing your looking at the screenshot.

030

When Mett Attacks!!!! Free movie idea.

020

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I checked. It’s a reddish lizard that exists. I tend towards not-AI, but definitely benefitting from being in water.

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

There is a lizard that remarkably resembles Mett.

220

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Stage plate for a laser. Just provisional until the vendor can send the ones that were missing.

A CNC spindle milling a shape out of a plate of aluminum.

The partially finished plate now on a lathe.

Surface dialed in on plate from previous photos.

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Isn’t that Je Suis Charlie meant for Charlie Hebdo?

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I’ve been watching an English show in English with English subtitles and the subtitles are so wrong. Sometimes it seems like they took the German translated subtitles and translate them back to English. It’s so annoying.

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Are you sure you have enough screens? 🤭

100

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I ordered 4 AAA rechargeable batteries and was delivered a kitchen scale instead. While going through the online returns process was sent to a page on how to resolve this myself with ‚helpful‘ tips. One was basically how to open a battery door and another, weirdly, how to wear a mask. 🤦🏻‍♂️

030

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Like a Berliner Hedgehog. (Mettigel).

A photo of a hedgehog made of raw pork called a Mettigel.

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

You’ve forgotten an ‚in‘, I hope. 😬

120

Diebesbeute @diebesbeute.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I worked with a guy at a customer for a few years. Nice old guy, figured he was mid-60s or so. Discovered at some point he was a year younger than me. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

120

No worries. I was continuing the thread because I watched another episode and I think the subtitles are getting worse.

000

Spoken: „…you knew who killed Annunzio?“ „I do, Annunzio.“ Subtitle: „…They would know who killed Annunzio“ „Yes Annunciation.“ So in the same subtitle it transcribed a name correctly, but two words later translated it from Italian. It’s so weird.

000

Spoken: „My brother in track marked arms?“ Subtitle: „My stabbing brother?“

100

I’m thankful I don’t live in France, I’d be even fatter. This is from a mid-level supermarket on the outskirts of Grenoble. 🤤. German bakeries have nothing on the French.

Cushions of cream and strawberry to smother yourself in.

An army of small cakes that are conveniently packed so you can pretend you’ll eat one tonight and the other tomorrow, but know deep down they’re both getting eaten tonight.

Also transcribing „sponsor“ as „godfather“.

100