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In Memory of Didi Pickles

@didipickles.bsky.social
810 followers 291 following 143 posts

i died from being good at apples.

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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
some dipshit cast a spell or something, i dont know
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you drew one!
a pile of pogs, mostly mutuals.  but onnnnnne was made by scom!
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HOW DOES IT FEEL YOU FUCKIGN RACONE
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stew is this CAVEMAN bothering you
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⛥🏳️‍⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 02/10/2026
I respect bit accounts #NotAllBitAccounts
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...youre alright, goku pants
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
: D
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gurl please
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i like salad dressing because im the worst account
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bluesky asked for ghosts to have more ass, and by god, we're gonna GRANT them that wish
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#CANCELSKIP
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry, havent washed my beav in a while
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
blerr
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gurrrrrl
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
did you murder me
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
talking fish what the fuck happened while i was gone
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
eww gross
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hehe thank you LINKS IN BIO
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh i see yeah yeah i see. everyone missed the MEN ghosts but no one missed DIDI FUCKING PICKLES
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can i be the stripper
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
huh?
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Newspaper:  The Daily Pickle

Title:  DIDI PICKLES DEAD FROM BEING TOO THICC AND TOO GOOD AT POSTING

[picture of didi pickles, with Xs on her eyes to indicate deadness]

Body:  Today, at 4:24pm PST, Didi Pickles was pronounced dead in her California home.  She was found by her 2 or three children- I can never remember how many- but it was crazy.  She was thicc as zoo glass and smoked a bunch of crack rocks and died after posting 9,999 times.  Each time was better than the last, according to several sources who I forgot their names.  Probably Doug.

Anyway, Didi Pickles is dead as fuck and is never ever coming back.  Haters rejoice!  Thanks to all the haters she will never get 1000 followers now or even EVER again.  

She is survived by her husband Stew Pickles and son and a bunch of other babies I guess.  It kinda doesn't matter as none of you are gonna read this far.  Squirt is just pee and I can prove it with asparagus.  I have data on this and hey what the fuck?  Am I some old dudes butt hole?  How am I writing this?  No seriously what the fuck
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
my second to last message on this account is to you, and it reads thusly: lmao thumb big
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
dont stress marie. its gonna be chill in the end.
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i have this feeling of being in a hotel, packing my stuff back into my bags to go home from a long work trip i checked the bathroom a few times, closet hangers are all empty got my keys, got my phone, got my chargers i'm ready to go!
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sorry this account didnt measure up. I'm about to do WAY worse
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
good luck "physically destroying" the right, especially the working class. like really good luck on that with your no gun having ahh lmao
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
my son hath passed out in a pile of blankets on the floor, wearing his little bumblebee cape my wife doth nap in the other room mine doggo sleppe with wiffe haus ist qvet
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
do you own a firearm and how often do you go to the range
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
1000 was just not meant to be for this account i must RETVRN
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@sockart.bsky.social and you can have a not-movie-watching party
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i wish i could remember, but its all become a blerr
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
how many rural kids would you like to see dead? ideally.
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
im good at posting
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Q: hey dawg, what you got under your car? A: satire
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
me and SCOM as frodo and sam at the end of lord of the rings, the return of the king, extended edition

"I'm glad to be with you SCOM, here at the end of all things"
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'M GOOD AT COUNTING
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
17* or is it 16* fuck
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@hauntingly.online im sorry we werent mutuals when i was doin all these
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i have given up all pretense and become a nihilistic cheaterpants
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In Memory of Didi Pickles @didipickles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it simply exists, waiting to be unthawed like encino man
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