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@diddia.bsky.social
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Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P5…

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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 7h
Bit passive aggressive
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 21h
Presumably America don’t know because they don’t know who is who anymore.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 21h
People who work at the anti plague institute aren’t invited to my parties. Pass it on.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I should call him
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The sphincter of the knavesmire
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Society is weird, because as a lone woman walking around, your experience oscillates between being totally invisible on the pavement so people just walk into you and want you to get out of their way, to being actively hunted prey to men who are so inclined.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you for finally vacating my place #caturday
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’ve done up Fydell house and the heritage quarter is really good now, so it’s a place to go for a day trip
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s pretty good! Not sure if you can go all the way to the top anymore, they stopped it for a while, but you probably can
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Excellent sausages
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not even maybe
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’ll talk to me. Just imagine. It’s a torture bench
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Toe patrol
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m lying in bed now and can hear Dave sitting at the bottom of the stairs howling. Idiots.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everything about their poses say “why aren’t you in bed yet?”.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s ok, don’t worry. But yes. Mental really, but true. Won’t have a traditional kettle in the house because the moment he lit the gas on the hob, I think I knew.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What?
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He doesn’t eat duck pate or jarred peas, only the finest Birds Eye petit pois
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve done something
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s a lot to take in
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NO LICKLEY AND MINI MILK ON THE SAME SCREEN
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Philip Lickley @philiplickley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I saw his Mini Milk and everything."
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was considering an I’ve room myself, bravo.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HOW WILL THEY STILL BE FROZEN?
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You’re banking on ELECTRICITY then? I’m planning to warm my carrots and peas by candle light. I also have tins of duck pate and rilette, balance
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve gone with a jar of peas and carrots and some haribo
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had loads of eggs, so made egg mayo, but now have the egg ick when I consider eating it
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WHAT A RELIEF
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quickly, because after 9 you’re not touching them. I’d go for after 8s personally
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a relief
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stop setting unreasonable social parameters
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Housemates #caturday
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There will be films about this like those NASA women
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The secret to a happy marriage is
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Christ, I’d hate to see Coningsby is angry
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“VAWG is a victimless crime though, innit”
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s just shite.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The monster series used to be really good, but they have again made it surreal and detached from the actual story and I am bored 1 episode in.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#notallmen
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I miss my waist
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I miss the eu
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I miss stupid people having no stupid platform
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I miss Dad saying I could order whatever grown up dish I wanted to try when I was 8 (magret de canard, it was amazing and I still dream of it)
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I miss playing air hockey at the bowling alley when I was at university
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I miss why don’t you
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
999 what next on c4…
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A woman has nearly been decapitated and an old couple has been mugged. Tricky.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wonder if I could do a PhD in overthoughts to get the title Dr.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching murder documentaries to cheer myself up
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