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Uxbridge Dictionerry

@dictionerry.bsky.social
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I'm porting over what was an incredible amount of wit, one by one, from the FB repository. Figured there were more like-minded people on BS to keep it alive! ❤️🫡❤️

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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Tincture: high fashion in Oz
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Perseverence: Abelardectomy
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Kinkajou: Epstein
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
If the USA and Russia team up together... Then that would be a thing.
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It's almost like you're not 🇺🇸 but 🇷🇺
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
You funny!
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Films for classics professors? Primum loquor: A Quantum of Horace
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Whenever I set foot in a stadium, I calculate how many people are murderers.
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I like this. www.facebook.com/share/p/14Xb...
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
They have a habit of looking at you like you're an eejit.
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Analogy: talking out one's arse
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Mastiff: mummification
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Lampeter: Pete on the loose!
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Galvanize: a steely gaze
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Margin: mother's comfort
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Substance: kneeling, with mouth wide open
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Carry-on luggage: a ribald black-and-white fillum set on a budget airliner
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Gingivitis: Crabbie's
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Parkinson's Disease: transmitted by emu bite
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Futility: water, gas, electric... fuck all of them, basically!
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Valediction - South Walian accent
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Sororicide: Christmas
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Content: Where a swindler might camp.
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Percolate: to herd cats
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Perspire: how a mason is paid
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Tardigrade: "Wake up, Michael!"
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Minister without portfolio: "I lost my documents."
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Contradict: Wrong hole!
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Biltong: this one's on Pete
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Frankincenstein: the period between Hallowe'en and Christmas
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Barely: ursine
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Sputum: childbirth
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Vilification: The Sims
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Gestate: no thanks. I just had one
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Billionaire: a spermatozoon who happened to be born into a very rich family
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Mollify: Epsteinize
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Flippancy: one degree less than FAFO
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Paucity: Dogville
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Opacity: Athens
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Lomond: even worse than demi-monde
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Canberra: Liverpool steps up to the plate...
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Defence: The removal of a structure denoting the boundary between two or more properties.
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Agenda: Usually male or female, although other possibilities have started to be recognised in recent years.
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Polyamorous: parrot-fashion
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Maximise: to look guns at someone
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Permissive: how a postman is paid
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Mobilise:
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Makeshift: tailor
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Conspire: lead thief
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Uxbridge Dictionerry @dictionerry.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Forehead: to telegraph a Glaswegian kiss
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