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Dick Vein Dyke

@dickveindyke.bsky.social
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Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The way I littttterally am. 😇
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Ganondork @inktronerded.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Made a lil doodle of @dickveindyke.bsky.social ,who is one of my Bluesky husbands and needs to only look in my direction and I lose my clothing. (His face is so cute and sexy with just a hint of good trouble 🥰)
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
⚠️ALERT⚠️ #1 Bluesky Crush and Ultimate Hottie @inktronerded.bsky.social doodled me and it made me melt a little. 🫠
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
🥹🥰😘
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Arco, I’m being dead serious.
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m also an early bird today. Can I catch the worm?
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sometimes this seems connected to their desire to performatively cross as far from the machine as possible to show off how HARD they’re working out because WOW, they really need to stretch out before the next one!
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One of the things I hate the most about straight guys is that they seem to think they can walk halfway across the gym in the middle of their set and you’re supposed to somehow magically know that they’re not finished with that machine.
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m actually certified as a loofah! 🫧
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Look, I know I’m a few years late on this one…
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ben & Jerry’s Flavor: Cookie Butt’er Emails
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well, I haven’t figured it all out yet!
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
😂
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
That could be something! Let’s test it out. 😈
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’ve been trying to come up with a sex position called “the devil’s trebuchet,” but I haven’t figured it out yet.
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s been a while since I posted a video for #fcf 👀🖤
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🙂‍↕️
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🥵🥵🥵
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
😇😈
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Very full 🥵
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s been a while since I posted a video for #fcf 👀🖤
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Happy hump day from my jock skirt to yours 🖤
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
😍🥵🥰
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
No no, you’ve earned the right to neg me a little. 🙇‍♂️
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🤐
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee ☕️ #fcf
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That’s just what my dick sounds like!
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’ll allow it!
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee ☕️ #fcf
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hi, I have some ideas 🦴
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh! Sorry, is this seat taken???
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh! Sorry, is this seat taken???
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yayyy!
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I liked my outfit for the Pride BBQ last night :)
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Well it just CAN’T be a coincidence that you have one too, right? 😘
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yessss! Been stuck in my head all week tbh. Thank you for understanding the vision. 🙏
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
🎵 *Spring Awakening Music* 🎶 “Spriiiiing and Summer… Twenty twenty six…”
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
😘😘
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
God, I’d loooove that
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Woooof. Maybe take one of your gorgeous photos of that for posterity too? 😈
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
And that’s why you’re the goodest boy!
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I kind of really need you to. 😈
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Good boys to the front of the line!
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I thought you’d never ask. 🥵
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sometimes I forget to show off the eponymous dick vein. Apologies for the oversight! 🙏 #fcf
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Your pecs are insane in this (respectfully)
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m glad to be of service! 🙇‍♂️
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Any day can be hump day if I really really want it to be, FYI!
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s never my intent to cause you hardship!!! 🥹🥲🥵
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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
To everyone asking for more: no way am I gonna double post when this one’s not even doing numbers! 🤓🙈
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