Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 06/10/2025So can we start forcing ICE to submit to genital inspections to determine which bathrooms they can use? Because they all look like cunts to me. #FuckICE #ACAB 000
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 01/01/2025#Portland Oregon is a place of anthropological interest worthy of future study. #pdx #performativeprogressivism 081
Reposted by DickthulhuNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan. 449343004670
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 06/12/2024media.tenor.coma man with a beard and a scarf around his head looks at the cameraALT: a man with a beard and a scarf around his head looks at the camera 070
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 05/12/2024"Deny. Defend. Depose." These words were written on the three casings found after the fatal shooting of the CEO of UnitedHealthcare. They are a clear reference to this book. "Depose" in this case being the act of removing someone from power. There's gonna be folk songs written about this guy. 000
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Yeah, The Far Side explains a lot about the adult I became. One who delights in stupid jokes about niche topics and absurd scenarios 000
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 04/12/2024media.tenor.coma man in a hooded jacket says you have done wellALT: a man in a hooded jacket says you have done well 000
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The left shouldn't care that Biden pardoned his son. I am tired of the exhausting perpetual dishonest grievance machine known as the GOP. Even when they win, they never shut the fuck up. They demand absolute propriety from the left while cheering for rapists and corruption. GET CUCKED and STFU. 000
Reposted by DickthulhuAngelo Alcid 🇵🇭 🎮 ⚖️ @angeloalcid.com · 03/12/2024media.tenor.coma girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroomAlt: a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom 0121
Reposted by DickthulhuHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit. 203192831194
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 01/12/2024If this was any more gay coded it'd be a fully playable yaoi dating sim. 110
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Me: "Ow, FUCK!" Wife: "I'm sorry." Me: "For what? It was my dumb ass who tripped." Wife: "I'm sorry for your loss" Me: 😮 000
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024As a career Trust & Safety professional, do you have any public facing info on your overall moderation strategy? 030
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Also you can't fault people for not wanting to deal with idiot family members. It's literally the same reasoning you stopped doing debates :P 010
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I'm getting drunk and eating tendies as the gods intended. 120
Dickthulhu @dickthulhu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024One of the best parts of moving is uncovering all the little treasures you forgot you had. We could all use more people like Utah Phillips right about now. #solidarityforever #utahphillips 010
