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Dickie Bird

@dickie.chopped-tees.com
388 followers 150 following 201 posts

Managing director of @Chopped-Tees.com - a consumer friendly online apparel retailer selling merchandise for wrestling podcasters. Bitcoin advocate. Dad.

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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 24/11/2025
Regardless, thank you to every creator that trusted me with your brand, I do feel like I’ve let you down which is why this decision is fairly serious to me. Thank you to every customer who trusted me with your dollars during a cost of living crisis. I hope it all makes a bit more sense now.
Me with my sonMe with my daughter
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 05/07/2025
Presented without comment
A picture of Kevin Nash with the caption “Shut the fuck up cracker”
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 05/06/2025
Nintendo switch 2
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 13/05/2025
My therapists name is Dr. Chat GPT
You’re not obligated to chase a ghost who never turned around to see if you were following
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 28/04/2025
Hey @allmykidshavepaws.bsky.social while I appreciate trying to call out people when they do wrong, you give social justice warriors the bad name they have because of your lack of effort verifying. You should be ashamed of yourself and realise you are part of the problem the world is experiencing
Some random person tagging Chris Elliot and abusing him because of something completely unrelated
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 15/04/2025
My life summed up in one image
Dickie, holding his baby, looking at a horse
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 08/04/2025
The Australian Dollar continues to get crushed against every currency. I’d say we’ve got until midnight eastern before Chopped Tees is cooked
The Australian dollar dropping under 60 us cents
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 15/02/2025
Big Bill is, once again, fucking over #aewgrandslam
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 15/02/2025
#aewgrandslam
Ugly merch
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 28/01/2025
Tanga Loa being on the cover of WWE 2k25 was not on my bingo card this year
WWE 2k25 cover
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 19/01/2025
And this my friends, is why you don’t fuck around with garbage
Trump dump
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 19/01/2025
“Cryptocurrency is the future”
Both Fartcoin and Trump coin are up 10+% on the hour
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 10/01/2025
Good read
Book cover for “The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck”
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 27/12/2024
I AM STILL WORKING THROUGH THE LEFTOVERS
Me: My veins are filled with macaroni and cheese

My Wife: Oh no. You better eat some tiramisu it’ll help

Me: Ok good idea
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 25/12/2024
ROUND 2, MY WIFE IS TRYING TO KILL ME sned halp
Leftovers for dinner
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas @iamjohnpollock.bsky.social
Dickie dressed as Santa riding a horse
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 25/12/2024
The Christmas Spread
Dinner table with everythingHAMNon alcoholic beerFinal plate
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 24/12/2024
Time to relax before the madness
Love ActuallyChrimbus Tree
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 24/12/2024
New challenge, unsubscribe to every email telling me how profitable they were despite everyone complaining eggs are too expensive
Email subject “Thank You for an Incredible 2024!”
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 18/12/2024
Brandon says he’s officially British because he wouldn’t last an hour in the land of hard cunts
Nando’s Peri-Peri sauce EXTRA BLOODY HOT MATE
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 14/12/2024
Apple Intelligence telling me @wai0937.bsky.social might be in real trouble @postwrestling.com
Tessa Blanchard unmasks at POST Wrestling; attacked Jordynne Grace at TNA Final Resolution
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 02/12/2024
Might have to hook up @bensonricharde.bsky.social with a Binge login next month
Screenshot of WWE In your house on Australia’s Binge Service
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 27/11/2024
Email from Ticketek confirming the change
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 21/11/2024
We’re completing the set!
A gender reveal card. The word ‘Girl’ is ticked.
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 20/11/2024
Oh shit, Linda is going to be the first female president after Elon’s AI destroys earth
Laura Roslin from Battlestar Galactica being sworn in as president
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 19/11/2024
If you asked @chriselliot84.bsky.social, he’d call it British Racing Green
A green car
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 19/11/2024
I have one of these jackets and 9 horses
Dickie patting a horse while wearing his POST Wrestling Varsity JacketDickie showing the back of the POST Wrestling Varsity Jacket
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 17/11/2024
Dana is right. When I tune into UFC, I’m there to see fights, not a political rally. Which is why I don’t tune into UFC anymore #UFC309
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 16/11/2024
There is still beauty in this world
A revised infowars.com logo including the onion logo in place of the letter O
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 16/11/2024
Me looking after my 18 month old son today less than 24 hours after listening to @wai0937.bsky.social
A google search of “how to stop my 2 year old son slapping me” with the first result being a hotline number for domestic violence organisation
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 16/11/2024
Elon Musk funded the removal women’s right to choose. We are going to show the richest man in the world that he cannot own us, and we all have a choice here #Xodus
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 16/11/2024
Why #Bluesky isn’t an echo chamber #Xodus
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 15/11/2024
I opened the bad place yesterday to see ads for cream chargers (nitrous oxide) targeted for recreational use, which is illegal in this country. The quality of advertisers is becoming comical and desperate. X is the new 4Chan
X advertisement for nitrous oxide as a recreation drug
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 13/11/2024
Oh wow - so the #bluesky handle for Chopped Tees is @chopped-tees.com! And mine is @dickie.chopped-tees.com! A great way to verify business accounts. Use the domain you own
Screenshot of the Chopped Tees Bluesky profile page showing the new handle @chopped-tees.com
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 13/11/2024
Lmao 🤼‍♂️ #wrestlesky
A picture comparing Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy’s government appointment to Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff’s hiring as executive producers of Raw and Smackdown respectively. Which was a fucking disaster. I’m trying to figure out who is Musk in this scenario? The ultimate grifter, yet highly unsuccessful Bischoff? I guess he’s have to be Heyman. Fuck em all. Cunts the lot of them
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 12/11/2024
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 12/11/2024
Just sell the damn team already #F1
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 12/11/2024
Linda’s #Polymarket odds sitting at 76% #crypto
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 11/11/2024
In the mean time here are the pups - shot in cinematic mode on the new iPhone Pro Max
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 11/11/2024
This kid has the worlds largest sand pit
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 23/10/2024
The price gouging from #WWE on these #Wrestlemania tickets is one thing, but the junk fees added on top should be illegal
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Dickie Bird @dickie.chopped-tees.com · 23/10/2024
I would even argue shipping prices at checkout are junk fees. Online retailers set this price and provide you no proof they aren’t making a profit from it
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